Author: Miracle Pie

The next day.

On the martial arts stage.

After almost meeting Sima Nan, he quickly took off and widened the distance between the two.

Sima Nan calmly used the domain law, and suddenly felt that his body was much weaker. He immediately used the entrenchment technique, which was like a ball of meat and settled on the ground, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

Sima Nan didn't know why, so he approached cautiously at first, but he soon understood that this was a purely defensive technique.

After several unsuccessful attacks, Sima Nan finally understood that Jian Jian's defensive skills were very mysterious. If Jian Jian insisted on defending, it would be really difficult to break them for a while.

Sima Nan, who was a little angry, sat on Jin Jin's body for a while, and kept quivering, showing the flexibility of Jin Jin's body to the audience. Then he put his butt towards Jin Jin's head, and sprayed out exhaust gas while exercising, and deliberately made a loud noise.

The movement attracted cheers from the audience.

Jian Chuanjian persuaded Sima Nan, "You are the dark horse in this year's Rookie Competition, and you will be a celebrity from now on. You should pay attention to everything you say and do, and you can't be so claptrap without any limits."

Sima Nan was very disdainful, "With your current attitude, what qualifications do you have to teach me a lesson? What is your lower limit?"

Then he turned around and shouted to the audience, "Don't call him a big white egg. From now on, just call him a bastard, okay?"

There are indeed many people who are dissatisfied with Jianji and Liuyunfeng, and there are many people who respond.

Sima Nan laughed proudly and squatted on Jian's body two more times with his butt.

The audience understood it now. Although the situation was extremely embarrassing, the tricks were very practical. Sima Nan had the upper hand, but there was nothing he could do against him for the time being.

"This big white egg can really complete the scene. I don't know where you learned this trick. Is it really called bastard skill?"

"I think it should be more appropriately called Turtle Kung Fu."

"You are too pretentious. Don't turtles and bastards mean the same thing?"

"The tortoise has soft armor, and the tortoise has a hard shell, so they are not the same level of defensive capabilities. Sima Nan easily defeated Guo Qilin, who was at the peak of the Holy Soul, but now he can't do anything with a big white egg, which shows that this technique is not simple."

"No matter how awesome you are, you can only be beaten passively, which is worse than a bastard. If a bastard gets anxious, he can still stick out his head and bite him."

"Even if you get bitten, so what? Haven't you heard that if you extend your head and retract it with a knife, it's still a knife. This is about the tortoise, not the tortoise. The tortoise will die sooner or later, but the tortoise can survive for thousands of years."

"According to your opinion, is it possible for Dabai Live Egg to turn over?"

"There should be follow-up measures. If we just defend blindly, we might as well just admit defeat."

"I really hope you are not a crow's mouth, otherwise I will give money to Liu Yunfeng for free again."

"I give it away, so I'm used to it."

"Shut up."

He almost said hello in advance and asked Jian Er and Xiao Ling in the audience not to act rashly no matter how embarrassing the situation was.

But at this moment, Xiao Ling really couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to give Sima Nan a super brain-destroying blow, but Jian Er stopped him firmly, "Master, you must calm down. If you take action, the young master will be disqualified."

Xiao Lingqi hummed, "That's better than being humiliated like this."

Jian Er came up with an idea to comfort her, "When it's over, you go to Sima Nan's dormitory to pretend to be a ghost at night and let him call you a bastard in public. That will relieve your anger even more."

Xiao Ling was very satisfied with Jian Er's proposal, "I'll also draw a turtle on his face first."

Jian Er disagreed, "It would be more appropriate to draw a tortoise, and draw a turtle to promote him."

Xiao Ling was a little embarrassed, "It's a bit difficult to draw the tortoise, I can't do it well."

Jian Er imparts his experience, "Just make the neck three times longer and it will look like it."

Xiao Ling praised, "Sima Nan's horse-like face is just right, I will definitely remember you this time."

Jian Er carefully asked, "Can I change the situation for two people who are brain-dead?"

Xiao Ling made an estimate and said, "It should be possible to exchange for three."

Jian Er was overjoyed, "Master still cares about me."

Acting on the stage.

Sima Nan tried various methods, but still couldn't do anything. Finally, he gritted his teeth and issued a new threat, "If you don't get up, I will pee on your face."

When Jian Jian heard this, he was inevitably shocked. This move was indeed beyond his expectation, "Don't you mind being embarrassed in front of so many people?"

Sima Nan snorted, "Anyway, it's Sima Nan who's embarrassed, not me."

As soon as the words came out, Sima Nan quickly covered his mouth, naturally he didn't want to rush, "Oh, I let it slip. I'm sorry, you have to die today. Only in this way can we keep it secret."

He knew it very well, but he still pretended to be stupid, "Where did I miss it? I don't even know what you are talking about now?"

Sima Nan was worried, "I am a fairy, and I took Sima Nan's body away. Do you hear me clearly this time?"

Jian Jian sighed and said, "If you want to kill me, just tell me. Why tell this secret deliberately to make yourself feel at ease? Immortals also play this trick?"

Sima Nan was a little embarrassed when he was told that his thoughts were broken, "Actually, you have to blame yourself for this. You don't know that you will make mistakes if you talk too much, and you led me to talk so much nonsense."

He simply sneered, "Are you not at all wrong yourself?"

Sima Nan thought for a moment and said, "Probably a little bit. But if I kill you, no one will know about it, so I can say that I did nothing wrong at all."

He simply sneered, "Is it interesting for you to deceive yourself and others like this?"

Sima Nan smiled proudly and said, "You mortals are ultimately short-sighted. If you succeed in deceiving yourself and others, the falsehood will become true. Such a simple truth is known to everyone in the fairy world."

I really didn’t want to have a deadly feud with a fairy, so I decided to find out Sima Nan’s bottom line, so I softened my tone and said, “Are you really determined to kill me? Let’s discuss it again.”

Sima Nan was very serious, "Even if you admit defeat, you will definitely die. This is not negotiable. What can be negotiated is that you can choose a way to die that you think is more pleasant."

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Ye Xiao gave his magical judgment conclusion, "Truth."

I was simply helpless, "There are other options."
Chapter completed!