Not for

Author: Miracle Pie

Not for

Lu Xiucai calculated with his fingers, "We have to pray for rain tomorrow, so we must hurry up and make preparations."

He simply disagreed, "Tomorrow is the day when the results are released. You have to torment me a lot. How can you have time to pray for rain?"

Lu Xiucai shook his head, "Since I figured it out, this matter is a done deal. You can't make up your own mind."

It was simply helpless, "Whatever is supposed to come, will come eventually. Fortunately, you are here, so it should be fine. This is a given."

Lu Xiucai admitted frankly, "Every calculation costs a lot of merit. The more detailed the calculation, the greater the cost. Now it's all mine, so we have to save some money. Master, if you say yes, then it means it doesn't count."

I also know."

Jian Jian sighed, "I think you must have been a stingy person before you became an immortal."

Lu Xiucai defended, "It's not stingy, but frugal."

Jian Jian smiled indifferently and said, "Frugality is a virtue, but it should not be taken to extremes. Don't lose something because of small things. Cultivators should understand the word "giving up". Without giving up, there is no gain. I don't know if you think so?"

Lu Xiucai was touched again, "What the master teaches is for the disciples to keep in mind."

He said this, but in his heart he was making trouble for himself: "How can the habits of many years be reversed in one fell swoop? Master's teachings are stored first, and will be put into practice when the time is ripe. After working hard for thousands of years, I only saved these.

Merit must be used to its maximum effect before you can feel at ease.”

He quickly returned to the topic, "To pray for rain tomorrow, Master still needs to come forward. There are rules in the fairy world, and you are not allowed to use your magical powers in public in the lower world."

I was a little confused, "But I don't know how to pray for rain. Do you plan to teach now, or do you want me to be a puppet again?"

Lu Xiucai told the truth, "Although Master is a genius, it's too late in such a short period of time. I don't dare to ask Master to be a puppet. Let's ask Master to be an actor. At that time, I will cast the spell secretly, and Master only needs to do it in public."

Just gesture."

I was just a little worried, "If someone discovers that our cooperation is not smooth, we will be suspected of deceiving the emperor."

Lu Xiucai has a plan, "Master, don't worry, I will teach you the art of sound transmission first. If there are any reminders, I can tell you through sound transmission. Originally, mortals can only receive, not send. But Master, you are different. Your immortal roots have already been deeply rooted."

This is the secret that has been sealed, and it is extremely strong, so it should not be a problem to transmit it to me."

I simply understood, "It's just a matter of whispering. I'll teach your wife some lessons when I have time. This will save us both from having to say something personal, and you'll listen to it."

Lu Xiucai quickly agreed. Then he asked Jian Jian to get on the kang, sit with his back facing out, and then use his fingers to breathe, and began to clear the Ren and Du channels for Jian Jian.

I simply followed Lu Xiucai's instructions, relaxed my body and mind, and soon fell into silence and lost myself. I let the warm air flow and walked around in an orderly manner under Lu Xiucai's guidance. It felt extremely comfortable.

After burning the incense for a moment, I felt as if I heard a banging sound in my body. In an instant, my whole body suddenly relaxed, and a smooth feeling of pleasure emerged spontaneously.

Lu Xiucai sent a message, "Congratulations, Master, the entrance hall has been opened."

I was still immersed in the joyful mood, "It's really comfortable. Thank you for your hard work."

Lu Xiucai congratulated again, "Congratulations again, Master, for learning how to use voice transmission."

Only then did I realize that I had just used voice transmission to reply to Lu Xiucai, and I couldn't help but feel happy, "After receiving such benefits from you, I must not be able to get rid of you. Now I am officially informing you that from now on

He is my absolute eldest disciple. But let me tell you one thing first, you are not allowed to practice discipleship etiquette when we meet each other. I can't stand these complicated etiquettes."

Lu Xiucai didn't show any pretense, he just bowed and saluted, "Disciple, I obey, thank you Master for your consideration."

Jian Jian warned, "As a disciple, you must lead by example, be diligent and self-disciplined. Remember not to be proud and complacent, let alone bully others."

Lu Xiucai nodded repeatedly, "You should remember Master's teachings."

I am very satisfied with his attitude, "As the saying goes, the master brings in the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual. I don't like to be a teacher, so I will borrow the aphorisms of the sages and sages and give them to you. You have a rather dry temper, so the most suitable sentence at the moment is: Don't do something, and then

Make a difference."

Lu Xiucai was convinced, "Master's pointers are right on target, and the disciple has also felt it. It's just that the disciple's self-discipline is insufficient, so I need you to remind me of the lesson from time to time."

He simply thought about it and said, "Well, let me give you a name, let's call it Lu Buwei. In the future, whenever I call your name, it will serve as a supervisor and reminder. It can be said that it serves multiple purposes with one stone."

Lu Buwei was overjoyed, "Master is really a god. Just calling his name is so full of teachings."

She was almost complacent, "Your teacher's wife even thinks that talking in sleep is useful for the teacher."

Lu Buwei was very curious, "What kind of sleep talk did Master say that was so magical?"

I simply recalled, "I muttered in my dream, "The meat is fat and not greasy." Your wife understood it and immediately decided on the main dish for lunch, a pot of fragrant braised pork."

Lu Buwei was a little confused, "I'm sorry for my disciple's stupidity, but I don't know what's the mystery behind this?"

He almost shouted, "Lu Buwei!"

Lu Buwei quickly agreed, "The disciple is here."

He simply scolded me, "I gave you a name for nothing?"

Lu Buwei was a little frightened, "Disciple, please remember what you have done and don't dare to forget it for a moment."

He simply snorted, "The braised pork is so fragrant. You don't want to concentrate on enjoying the food while it's hot, but you still have to figure out some bullshit mystery. Isn't that why you're doing something wrong?"

Only then did Lu Buwei understand why Jian was angry, "Disciple realizes his mistake."

Jian Jian softened his tone again, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you are curious. I'm just using the topic to show you off. If you know the cause and effect, you won't ask about the mystery. Remember, don't speculate without investigation."

Lu Buwei finally understood Jian Jian's good intentions, "Know why it is so, and then you will know what it is."

He simply told the whole story, "Before I went to Beijing to take the exam, your wife suddenly became uneasy and worried that I would never come back, so she planned to cook the most fragrant home-cooked dish so that I would never forget my wife's feelings, so she

Asked me which dish I like the most. But I didn’t make an opinion for a moment. Your wife knew what was wrong, so she didn’t ask any more questions, knowing that what she was provoking might not be the truth. After three nights of watching, she finally heard what I said.

Talking in a dream."

Lu Buwei swallowed his saliva and said, "The braised pork cooked with great care by my wife is very fragrant."

I just couldn't get enough of it, "Yes, yesterday when the emperor conferred the title of consort, I suddenly recalled the aroma of the braised pork. After becoming consort, I couldn't eat it anymore, so I tried to find a way to refuse the emperor."

Lu Buwei had new expectations, "Master, will this disciple be lucky enough to taste the braised pork cooked by Master's mother?"

I was really unsure, "I guess not, that's a unique skill that your wife only presents to Master. However, you can taste the Guobao Pork she made. The taste is definitely not inferior to the braised pork, but the meaning is different."

Lu Buwei was easily satisfied, "The pork in the pot is also very fragrant."

It’s so gratifying to say, “I can teach you even an old man.”
Chapter completed!