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Chapter 211

Finding faults

Author: Miracle Pie

Finding faults

Jian Jian claimed that he needed to recuperate from his injuries. After bowing to the elders and saying goodbye, he returned to Liuyun Peak.

As soon as he entered the door, Xiao Ling hugged his arm and refused to let go, "I said I was going to go home today. This idiot Jian Er lost the bet again."

He simply said sarcastically, "No matter how brave we are, we won't dare to defeat Master."

Dahuang lazily transmitted the message, "You're back. Just come back."

I couldn't help but tease him, "Why don't you speak human language?"

Dahuang frowned and washed his face with his paws, "You don't sound good when you speak human language."

It was as if Sun Wufan and Xiao Huan were summoned from the Sumeru Artifact and gave a general introduction.

Xiao Ling fell in love with Xiao Huan at first glance, and kept playing with his big ears. He almost sent a thought to help them establish communication, and reminded Xiao Ling, "Xiao Huan is called the Second Master Rabbit, so don't neglect him.

He has great ambitions and is extremely eager to learn. You can study with him in the future."

Xiao Ling's eyes widened, "Aren't you tired from reading, Xiao Huan? I can't read more than one page before I fall asleep."

Xiao Huan is a little shy, "I always feel that I am short-sighted, so the more I read, the happier I am and I don't feel sleepy anymore."

Xiao Ling encouraged him, "Being a person is about self-confidence first, and learning knowledge comes second. I will teach you how to build self-confidence first, and then I will study with you, okay?"

Xiao Huan was very happy, "Thank you very much, Sister Xiao Ling."

Xiao Ling corrected him, "You are Mr. Rabbit. If I treat you as your sister, won't you become a grandma? People call me old, so just call me sister."

Xiao Huan quickly changed her words, "Sister Xiao Ling will never grow old."

Xiao Ling was so happy that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear.

Sun Mufan took his sights on Dahuang and thought this guy was very interesting. He looked dull but was actually very spirited. He went up and teased him, pinched his cheeks and tugged at his tail.

Dahuang ran away several times to no avail. Knowing that he could not escape the entanglement of this monkey spirit, he simply pretended to be hopeless and hoped that Sun Mufan would get tired of it soon.

It was almost clear that they were also a pair of enemies. He also sent a thought to allow them to communicate, and also advised Sun Mufan, "Although Dahuang has not yet transformed, he is cultivating the way of the world and has a clear understanding of worldly affairs. You should be more

You should be more respectful, maybe it can teach you more about the principles of life, and you will suffer less in the future."

Sun Moufan glanced at Dahuang, "They say I am a monkey spirit, what can an old cat teach me?"

Dahuang had been holding back his anger, but now that he was able to transmit his voice, he calmed down, "The so-called great wisdom is like a fool, but your impetuousness is only a little clever at best. There are too many things to learn."

Sun Wufan was unconvinced, "Who doesn't know what to say? Please tell the truth."

Dahuang thought for a moment, "Boy, do you like fish?"

Sun Mufan's words came out sideways, "Who wouldn't love it?"

Dahuang sneered, "But you never dare to eat it, am I right?"

Sun Moufan was surprised, "How did you know?"

Dahuang Aoran said, "What does it mean to be knowledgeable about the world? Do you think the boss will bluff you? No one has taught you how to pick out fish bones since you were a child. Although you have transformed into a human form, eating is still a monkey's habit, so your mouth will

Stung by a fish bone."

Sun Mufan gave up and quickly let go of Dahuang's tail, bowed and saluted, "Brother Dahuang, please teach me how to pick out the fish's thorns."

Jian Er, Xiao Ling and Xiao Huan were dumbfounded. This monkey spirit had been teasing the cat unscrupulously. Why did he suddenly change his gender? He even treated the big yellow cat as a disciple.

I could almost hear their conversation, and I thought to myself that this monkey spirit would risk anything for delicious food, and he was so shameless.

Rhubarb had the upper hand, so naturally he had to hold it more, "Let me test you first and feel your eating level. Tell me, which part should be used to pick out fish bones?"

Sun Wufan blurted out, "Teeth."

Dahuang sighed, "You really don't have the savvy of a gourmet, you are on the same level as a Taotie. Remember, you have to use your tongue. First use your tongue to hold the fish meat, close to the roof of your mouth, and then gradually increase the pressure. After you feel the fish bone, use

Gently lick the tip of your tongue to separate it from the meat, and then spit it out. If you want to show the elegance of a gourmet, squint your eyes into a crescent shape, raise your left hand to cover your mouth, quickly remove the fish bone with your right hand, place it on the plate, and cook

If nothing happens."

Sun Mufan liked it, "You were definitely a teacher in your previous life. It seems that I am insulated from this elegance. I can close my eyes, but I definitely can't squint."

Dahuang felt that just teaching fish to pick out the thorns was not enough to show his skill, so he further deepened the teaching, "In fact, it also contains an extremely important philosophy for human life: hardness will easily hurt, softness will overcome the thorns. A true gourmet, taste

It’s not just food, it’s life.”

Sun Mufan was completely convinced this time, "My life is really in vain. I understand it in theory, but I don't know what it will be like in practice."

Dahuang took the opportunity to persuade, "Then you go and get a few more fish back, so that I can show you what I'm doing and lead by example, so that you can learn more clearly."

Sun Mufan turned to Jianzhen and said, "Boss, you promised me a free lunch, and today I will have a fish feast."

Jian Jian shook his head, called Jian Er over, and told him to go to Deyilou and cook the best noodles for the three tables. He specifically told him to prepare a few more fish dishes and send them to Liuyunfeng. He also tried to buy some Shiliangye and drink it.

It can be used as a spare if it is not finished.

Afterwards, Jian Jin came to the training room and invited everyone from the Consciousness Sea out.

He also used his teleportation powers to reach the prison of the Ministry of Punishment and brought Damo back to reunite with him.

After the tables from Deyilou were delivered, a table was set up in the living room.

Jian Jian, Xiao Ling and Jian Er, and Fat Hu and Lin Cai'er were all seated at this table. It was considered a dinner party for Liu Yunfeng's management.

The other two tables were sent to the training room, and Xiao Kai was responsible for organizing the rest. It was a banquet for gods.

Xiaokai conveyed simple instructions, allowing everyone to have a good time and drink enough wine.

You are simply not present, you are no longer restrained, you are really letting go.

Xiong shouted loudly and tore off his clothes, pulled down his inner lapel, and his red bellyband was already vaguely visible.

The night owl on the side looked so dumbfounded that he didn't even realize it.

Fortunately, Xiao Kai was kind enough and pinched him hard, causing Ye Xiao to return to normal.

If Xiong Da discovers this, Night Owl's big eyes will probably be swollen and he will be unable to see anything.

The management dinner was too peaceful.

Jian Er and Xiao Ling didn't argue or fight, they just fucked hard.

One specializes in meat and the other specializes in nuts, so there is no need to compete for food.

Jian Jian took this opportunity to briefly describe the trial process to Fat Hu and Lin Cai'er.

Details that are not suitable for announcement will remain undisclosed. These two are too weak and lack the ability to protect themselves. Knowing too much would be harmful.

Fat Hu and Lin Caier reported on the situation during this period, and the overall development was good.

The only more difficult problem still occurs with Lin Cai'er. She has been targeted by the chief disciple with the highest cultivation level in the martial arts family and has been entangled with her for several days.

According to Fat Tiger's news, the person who was pestering Lin Cai'er was a chief disciple in the middle stage of Shen Po, named Fan Zuoke, who worshiped under Elder Han, the head of the Shenxiu Hall.

He simply snorted, "No matter what his cultivation level is, anyone who bullies Liuyun Peak is bringing humiliation upon himself."

Xiao Ling suddenly raised her head and said, "Otherwise, I'll go and talk to him tonight."

I just thought about it and said, "I'm not afraid of him in terms of momentum, but I still need to think about his methods. After all, his cultivation level is much higher. Before dealing with this guy, Cai'er stayed on the mountain. If anything happened, let Fat Hu or Jian Er go."

, just say hello to you."

Lin Caier quickly saluted and thanked her.

An hour later, the management dinner ended.

I was a little worried, so I quickly came to the practice room to check the situation.

As soon as he entered the house, he was bumped into by Xiaoxian, who was already drunk.

When Xiaoxian saw Jian Jian, he grinned happily and raised his thumb, "Good disciple, your words are really wise. Master, I have grown taller and my red face is gone."
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