Chapter 597 Water with Fire

Author: Miracle Pie

Chapter 597 Water with Fire

I am becoming more and more confused about this understanding Master Wang.

But what he can be sure of is that the master has probably adopted the same low-key strategy as himself. He is definitely not as weak and incompetent as he seems on the surface, but has hidden abilities that are unknown to everyone.

Dong Laishun expressed his dissatisfaction with his apprentice in public, which was the best choice for both master and apprentice.

The troubles we are now involved in are becoming more and more serious and dangerous.

He also didn't want that one day, Dong Laishun would be harmed inexplicably because of his involvement.

Therefore, we want to leave people with the impression that the relationship between master and master is not harmonious, so that no one can think that Dong Laishun's safety can be successfully blackmailed.

He vaguely felt that Dong Laishun had understood his idea, and thus formed a tacit cooperation.

Under the pressure of the disdainful looks of the onlookers, Dong Laishun shouted loudly, "You are cheating the master in public. When did the master say that he would split the account with you?"

He looked almost frightened and reluctantly argued, "Could it be that this disciple came here in a dream?"

Dong Laishun turned around and asked a disciple standing beside him, "Do you believe it?"

The disciple confessed, "I believe in dividing accounts, but I don't believe in dreams."

He was so angry that he said, "People here are very talkative. Even if you have an opinion about the disciples, you should go into the courtyard first, and we can chat slowly."

When Dong Laishun heard this, he said to the disciples who were watching, "The only good thing about me as an apprentice is that I can correct my mistakes if I know them. You have all seen it. Didn't you invite me in for tea? Although there is no good tea, at least it is

Tea will definitely not be boiled water."

The onlookers couldn't see his face, so they deliberately provoked him, "Isn't it his fault that he knows, but yours?"

"He's worried about the crowds outside, so he doesn't want to contradict you too much. If he goes in and closes the door, he'll make a big fuss with you. It's better to stay outside and speak clearly before entering the hospital."

"I heard that Dabai Huodan has become very capable recently. After Director Dong carefully entered the hospital, he used you to practice and took the opportunity to retaliate and vent his anger."

Dong Laishun smiled and waved his hand, "It's impossible. No matter how talented he is, it's just like that. Do you know this better, or do I, my master, know better?"

There were many sober people among the onlookers, who were not led into the ditch by the previous speech, "Didn't Deacon Dong just say that you can't even deal with the big formation inside? Your apprentice doesn't have to be very skilled at all, just trap you in the formation."

Got it."

"It's true. I guess this guy is thinking about his master's wallet again."

"Deacon Dong is also extremely poor. He just got cheated out of his lecture fees. How can there be any money worth worrying about?"

"He hangs around outside the college all the year round. Who knows what he does? I heard that the wealthy widows outside like him for his type of loser. Only by being weak and good-tempered can he avoid being blackmailed later."

Dong Laishun didn't want to hear it anymore, "Why is it that only widows like ours? We have a kind face and a kind heart, and all the girls and daughters-in-law like it. It's just that we have resolutely refused all kinds of temptations in order to practice and seek Taoism. Otherwise, we would be three wives and four wives now."

I’m surrounded by concubines.”

Among the disciples watching, there were many arrogant ones, "Just brag. You have three wives and four concubines. How can you afford to support them? If you can't even keep the lecture fees, how can you support them?"

Dong Laishun likes to think the other way around, "If we have three wives and four concubines, how can we find this unlucky apprentice again? I won't be able to keep my teaching fees."

He also specifically asked for Jane's opinion, "Is it reasonable to say that I am a teacher?"

I couldn't help but complain, "There's no one in our academy who is as happy as you are to flatter your disciples in public."

Seeing that his face looked ugly, Dong Laishun comforted him and said, "Don't mind it too much. I'm not targeting you specifically. No matter who I'm trying to sideline, I'm still happy."

I couldn't help but sarcastically say, "Although your abilities are limited, you look so kind and have good intentions. You shouldn't take pleasure in trying to bully others, and you even spread rumors to slander your own disciples."

Dong Laishun expressed his disapproval, "How can there be so many happy things in the world? If you can't squeeze people and so on, how can I have a kind face and a kind eye and few wrinkles? My face is full of wrinkles early in the morning."

I simply scoffed, "You have to be kind, let alone be a role model to others?"

Dong Laishun retorted, "How can you not be kind? You are very kind. Although my teacher's words are not pleasant to listen to, the effect is very good. They have pushed you to make such progress. Do you have to say what you like to hear?"

Is it kind?"

He simply sighed and said, "You can obviously encourage me, but you keep saying weird things. Don't you, the master, know how to self-reflect? I examine myself three times every day. This is the promise made by Confucius as a representative of teachers."

Dong Laishun was still eloquent, "Confucius himself couldn't do something that he couldn't do, so it's not good to use it to criticize your teacher. Could it be that in your mind, your teacher is a saint as tall as Confucius?"

To tell the truth, "That's not true, the difference is really big. Legend has it that Confucius was more than two feet tall, and you are only about five feet tall. The difference is too big, and there is no comparison at all."

Dong Laishun corrected him, "To describe Confucius' height, we use the small ruler standard, which is about half of the large ruler. Calculated, he is just a head taller than his teacher."

She knew that what he said was reasonable, but she still refused to accept it, "If it were an elephant's head, it would be as tall as half a man. If you include the trunk, it would be as tall as two people."

Dong Laishun was too lazy to talk nonsense with him anymore, "You are so big as an elephant. I am thirsty because of what you said. Please lead the way into the hospital quickly and offer me a cup of tea."

Now that the play has reached this point, it's natural that it should come to an end.

He almost immediately let Dong Laishun into the yard.

He has secretly sent word to Brother Zhen that he will not let the formation trap him, the youngest master.

Although Courtyard C-1 is too big, if the two of them use their skills, they can reach it in the blink of an eye.

But it was Dong Laishun's first time here, so he always wanted to take a walk and take a look.

I saw him constantly looking around, and occasionally making noises of admiration.

Walking to the living room like this would take a cup of tea.

Just halfway through, Dong Laishun suddenly ran towards the five tall redwood trees, catching him off guard.

Although he didn't know what Dong Laishun was going to do, he couldn't rush after him with a pale face.

This would inevitably lead to the suspicion that there was no silver in this place, so I simply had to speed up my pace.

After a while, I saw Dong Laishun turning around from behind a redwood tree, still fastening his trousers.

Seeing Jian Jian coming over, he quickly explained, "My teacher suddenly had an urgent need to urinate, and I really couldn't wait any longer. So I went behind these big trees and had a quick pee. It had a tendency to urinate for thousands of miles, which was really cool.

It’s crooked.”

The big-nosed old man in red shirt has an extremely sensitive sense of smell. He couldn't help complaining in the established contact group, "Master Jian, your master's urine is so smelly. If I show up, I will be smelled by it."

Xun fainted. If I hadn’t practiced the secret technique of body protection, I’m afraid the roots of this body would have been injured by him.”

Brother Array was also in the group, but he was overjoyed at this moment and explained the secret, "Our great array has a flaw that is extremely difficult to detect, which is the lack of fire in the five elements, resulting in a reduction in power. Unexpectedly, Senior made this mistake

, just peeing on the formation's eyes, just making up for this flaw."

Dabi Laosi was puzzled, "Urine should be water, so how can it increase firepower?"

Brother Zhen chuckled and said, "Senior's urine is hot and smelly, which shows that the fire in the body is very strong, and his urine can be said to be fire-filled water. What's even more rare is that the urine of senior is still the urine of a child. It is even a yang thing.

, which is more conducive to the display of firepower. Therefore, it can make up for the difference and increase the power of the formation by 20%. If the previous formation could be called an iron wall, it can be said to be impregnable now."

When I heard this, I couldn't help but be shocked.

You might say that Master's move was a coincidence, but that's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

If it was intentional, then the master could do so much. Moreover, his acting skills are even better than his own.

Just being able to break through this formation is really scary.

Even the top Supreme Realm masters would be trapped for twelve hours after entering the formation.

Not to mention being able to spot flaws and even make up for it with just a splash of urine.

It's so incredible that I just decided to treat it as a coincidence for the time being.

Perhaps it was because he was so lucky that he won the favor of God, so he urged the old master to urinate and arranged for him to take a dip under the tree.

If you think about it this way, it can be explained.

There is another question that makes him very curious and can be verified immediately:

Dong Laishun has never experienced human affairs, and still has a child peeing in his body? It is simply unbelievable.

The two returned to the right path and moved on.

He simply pretended to ask casually, "Other disciples have master wives, why have I never heard you mention them?"

Dong Laishun said boldly, "That's because you have too many mistresses. I really don't know which one to mention. If you mention one of them, you will offend others. This business is not worth it. You are responsible for your ability."

The master teaches it himself. If you learn it from your master’s wife, it won’t sound good if you spread it, so just pretend that you don’t have a master’s wife.”

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Ye Xiao made a judgment and concluded, "Truth."

Xiao Zheng conveyed the reminder, "Senior feels guilty and is not willing to talk about this topic."

Jian Jian asked Brother Zhen again for confirmation, "Are you sure that my master really has child urine?"

Brother Zhen was very sure, "It's absolutely not wrong. It can also be verified from the increase in the power of the big array."

Simply confused.
Chapter completed!