Author: Miracle Pie

Zhu Rongzang Qingjing just dodged, leaving the three gatekeepers looking at each other.

The lean gatekeeper asked the tall gatekeeper, "The boss is leaving as soon as he says, what should we three brothers do next?"

The tall gatekeeper did not answer him, but turned to Jian Jian, "Excuse me, Mr. Jian, when are you going to teach us?"

Jian Jian smiled calmly and said, "The trial time is very limited, so I have to wait until I pass the test."

The lean gatekeeper was worried, "Then if you can't get through, how can you teach us a lesson? Come early rather than late, you should teach us first. When I get through the gate, you must be in your favour."

He simply pretended to be surprised, "Don't be so anxious. The three seniors don't seem to be such studious people."

The tall gatekeeper sighed, "If we were to learn anything else, naturally we wouldn't be interested. But when it comes to learning to flatter people, we have to work hard at it. The reason why the three of us were sent here is because we don't know how to flatter people. I think.

If you want to be transferred out of here, you must learn to flatter me."

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Ye Xiao made a judgment and concluded, "Truth."

Xiaozheng conveyed a cautionary note, "This guy is deliberately hinting that he will take special care of his godfather and make sure that his godfather will not die."

Dahuang gave the result of emotional judgment, "This guy is getting angrier and more depressed and unfair as he talks."

I couldn't help but sigh, "I didn't expect that the heavens would be so complicated."

The tall gatekeeper admitted, "I really envy the mortals in the lower world. The corrupt officials there are so easy to take care of. Money, jewelry, women, they don't refuse, they accept everything. On the contrary, it has the effect of flattering, which seems very

Limited. This is a serious corrupt official."

I was just confused, "Are the corrupt officials in heaven not serious?"

The tall gatekeeper argued, "Master Jian, please don't mince your words. This is a relative term. Because in the eyes of us immortals, there are not many valuable good things. So what we can get away with is just flattering."

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I just couldn't understand it, "Don't the merits be good? Are magic weapons and artifacts bad?"

The tall gatekeeper explained, "Of course merit is the first-class good thing, but it is a pity that it is all recorded in the merit book and cannot be controlled by oneself. Magical weapons and artifacts are also good things, but they are necessary to be an official and to save one's life. How can it be done?

If you send it out easily and can win the eyes of the judiciary, it is just flattering words."

He simply expressed doubts, "If you just accept flattery from your subordinates, you can't be considered a corrupt official."

The tall gatekeeper shook his head, "According to the standards of mortals, it doesn't count. But in our fairy world, that is accepting bribes. You may not know that flattering will consume merit. And the heavenly official who is praised can gain it.

Merit. Especially the higher the level of the flatterer, the more merit he consumes, and the more the other party earns. Merit to immortals is like money in the eyes of mortals. If you say that this heavenly official accepts flattery, forget it.

Doesn’t that count as bribery?”

I just suddenly thought, "Then if I give this crash course in flattery and teach the immortals how to pay bribes, won't it be detrimental to my merits?"

The tall gatekeeper kept it secret from him, "Of course it's a big loss."

Simply thinking, "It seems I need to think more carefully."

The lean gatekeeper couldn't help but complain, "Brother, don't scare Master Jian."

The tall gatekeeper quickly comforted Jian Jie, "Master Jian, you are worrying too much. The great damage I said is only in relative terms. The merits you have accumulated during your time as a mortal are not enough to make a fuss after your ascension."

I was really surprised, "Isn't it harmful to the merits of an immortal to fart?"

The tall gatekeeper sighed, "As a mortal, it is natural to poop and fart. But immortals do not eat grains, so they should not poop and fart. If you do this, it is tantamount to being unruly and unruly, which will naturally cause harm.

Merit."

I can't help but sigh, "The rules of heaven are too complicated. Do the seniors regret their ascension?"

The lean gatekeeper couldn't help but answer, "I always regret it, otherwise immortals would like to descend to the earth. It's just that we brothers are trapped in such a small world. We can't get out and leave, and there is no chance to descend to the earth.

It’s really frustrating.”

Night Owl gave his judgment and concluded, "Truth."

Xiaozheng conveyed his warning, "This guy hopes his godfather can teach him the art of flattery as soon as possible so that he can get out of here as soon as possible."

Dahuang gave the result of emotional judgment, "This guy is uneasy and full of expectations."

I simply understood, "To hold this crash course, it seems that we need to develop a targeted syllabus based on the characteristics of corrupt officials in the fairy world."

The tall gatekeeper told the truth, "Before ascending to the lower realm, who among us would flatter others? We were all flattered by others. We are all arrogant, and flattering is indeed our weakness."

It's just pretending to be mysterious, "Actually, there is the simplest solution to get out of this predicament, why didn't you think of it?"

The tall gatekeeper was looking forward to it and said, "Tell me quickly."

The answer to the mystery is simply revealed, "If I am a destined person and get the final inheritance, your mission will be over, and naturally you don't have to stay here boringly."

The tall gatekeeper was slightly disappointed, "How could I not have expected it? I just didn't expect that you would be the destined person."

He simply tried to ease the embarrassment and found a way out, "I didn't expect that the three seniors would also be blind at times."

The tall gatekeeper was also helpless, "It's not that we look down on you, it's that you really make us unable to look down on you. With your level of cultivation in the middle stage of the divine soul, even serving me foot-washing water is a waste. I'm ranked third in the gatekeeper's position.

The pass is the last one. If I can see Mr. Jian coming to pass the pass, I will reconsider this matter."

There is almost some expectation, "If senior believes that I am destined, we will have a common goal. Junior is willing to work with you to work hard to get out of the predicament."

The tall gatekeeper told the truth, "Mr. Jian, you are thinking too much. I mean I will reconsider how I treat you carrying water for washing your feet."

He was so embarrassed, "I heard it. Senior, your personality is really not suitable for flattery."

Seeing them chatting endlessly, the chubby gatekeeper felt a little impatient, so he said, "Don't worry, brothers, I will beat him to death. It will be over soon, and the class will not be delayed at all."

things."

The lean gatekeeper was very worried, "You almost killed Mr. Jian. If he hates us, he might have to default on his debt, right?"

The tall gatekeeper also knew that he definitely didn't like hearing this, so he quickly smoothed things over, "We are also fulfilling our duties. If we can beat you to death but let you go, we will force you to die. Because

Even we can beat you to death, but you will definitely die after entering the test phase. I hope Mr. Jian can understand our good intentions."

It’s natural to understand, “He is worthy of being a person who fulfills his duties faithfully.”

The lean gatekeeper asked worriedly, "Can Mr. Jian still hold classes after being beaten half to death?"

I simply had to promise, "As long as I have a breath left, I will continue to hold classes."

The lean gatekeeper was very pleased, "Why do I suddenly have admiration for you?"

He simply expressed approval, "You have the potential to flatter me."

The lean gatekeeper was very happy, "Then I'll take my leave soon. I wish Mr. Jian to die as soon as possible."

I simply didn’t like hearing it, “I didn’t say what you just said.”

The lean gatekeeper protested, "That's not how the account is calculated. I have already lost my merit."

There was nothing I could do, "Thank you."

The three gatekeepers return to their duties.

He simply ordered Xiao Kai to send the disciples from Pinggu Region to Xiancao Garden for labor reform.

Da Zhu and his friends were still allowed to stay in the Qingjun Cauldron for the time being and start to break through the level alone.

Entering the first mountain gate, the scene in front of you suddenly changes.

He almost arrived in a large hall. The chubby gatekeeper was waiting for him.

As soon as he saw Jian's figure, the chubby gatekeeper prepared to attack.

Before he could take action, his horse almost fell to the ground.

Before performing the entrenchment technique, make sure you are absolutely safe first.

Then he shouted, "Jian is already half dead."

The chubby gatekeeper was a little confused by him, "But I haven't done anything yet?"

Jian Jian took the opportunity to point him out, "Didn't your elders tell you earlier that you could just leave me half dead?"

The chubby gatekeeper's brain suddenly started to work again, "The master said that to prevent you from breaking through the gate. Are you afraid of being beaten and are you ready to give up?"

Jian Jian argued, "Who says you can't break through even if you're half alive? Your adults didn't ask you to take action, right? My seniors didn't take action, but they scared me half to death."

The chubby gatekeeper comforted him, "I won't kill you."

Jian Jian knew that he would have to give it a try before giving up, "Senior, if you are not tired, just attack."

The chubby gatekeeper controlled his strength and slowly punched out from the air.

But after hitting Jian Zhan's body, his strength was knocked aside.

The chubby gatekeeper was shocked and quickly changed his attack method, but failed again and again.

He simply took the opportunity to persuade me, "Anyway, I have to break through the barrier if I don't die. I can't come here in vain. You really hurt me. I could have passed through, but this time I really died because of you. Your family will

I want to send you to the underworld. King Yama and I are distant relatives, so you have fallen into my hands. You must know that the person in charge of frying ghosts likes fat people the most."

The chubby gatekeeper had no idea at this moment and could only argue, "It's not that I deliberately embarrass Mr. Jian, it's just my duty and I don't dare to disobey Mr. Xingjun's instructions."

Seeing that he was wavering, he struck while the iron was hot and said, "There are still two brothers of yours to look after you. If you feel you don't know how to deal with it, leave the problem to someone who has the ability to solve it. If you do it by force, it is likely to be self-defeating.

And you have to take responsibility alone.”

The chubby gatekeeper has a very soft ear and is also a person who does what is right. "What Mr. Jian said is very reasonable. Just do as you say. Since you admit it, I will not object. Even if you are half dead, I will

It can be regarded as living up to Lord Huode Xingjun’s trust.”

I simply praised him, "Congratulations, senior, this mission has been completed extremely successfully. It can be called a model battle example of conquering the enemy without fighting or losing blood."

The chubby gatekeeper couldn't help but exclaim, "He is indeed the master of flattery. I have already sensed that the merits in his name have increased slightly."
Chapter completed!