Chapter 663 Tmall
Author: Miracle Pie
Before I could even think about what to do next, Xiaoju reported, "The captain sent a message to ask me about my current situation. How should I answer?"
I simply suggested, "Just say you found rats, and then lead them as far away as possible."
Xiao Ju shook her head repeatedly, "I can't deceive the captain. I swore before that if I deceive him, I won't be able to drink broth in this life."
It’s almost understandable, “Then just keep silent.”
Xiaoju still couldn't accept it, "According to the security regulations, officers on duty are not allowed to refuse to answer the captain's questions, otherwise they will be punished by God."
I just thought about it and said, "Just tell the truth."
Xiaoju couldn't believe it, "Can I really do this?"
He simply expressed his affirmation, "Of course. If I leave after you report, it will be like mobilizing them for a wasted trip. You will not be allowed to break your oath, but you will also help me. Isn't it the best of both worlds?"
Xiao Ju suddenly realized, "Seniors are really clever, but I don't want them to run away in vain. Otherwise, what's the difference between it and deception?"
I was helpless, "Let them catch me and bite me to death, then you will feel at ease. Then do whatever you want, I'm leaving now anyway."
Xiao Ju refused, "I said I would follow you. It's hard to find a human friend that I can talk to. I cherish this fate. At least before you die, we should stay together as much as possible. Besides, you also need me to be here.
You can keep abreast of the movements of the Tengu Guards by staying by your side."
I was just confused, "Can't you deceive them?"
Xiaoju had her own reasons, "I didn't cheat. I just introduced my teammates' updates to my friends."
He simply sneered, "This is betrayal, it's worse than deception."
Xiao Ju hurriedly defended, "But I didn't swear not to betray you."
Jian Jian was also afraid of being betrayed, so she found a reason to decline him politely, "You can't use your eyes right now, so it's inconvenient for you to follow me. After you recover, you can follow me again."
Xiao Ju disagreed, "I've almost recovered, but the look in my eyes is not normal. It looks like you are a little shorter than before."
He simply expressed sympathy, "You are in a real dog-eyed state now, and you probably haven't recovered to the level of tengu-eyed yet."
Xiaoju didn't give up, "If you have a biased view of people, it won't affect your view of the world. Can I follow you now?"
He simply rolled his eyes and said, "Based on your performance just now, I can see that you are a very trustworthy and good dog. If you want to follow me, please swear to God that you will not deceive me or do the right thing in the future."
Things that are unfavorable to me include not being able to betray my whereabouts. Otherwise, not only will I not have broth to drink for the rest of my life, but I will also be unable to chew bones."
Xiao Ju was horrified, "Isn't this oath too poisonous? It is natural for dogs to chew bones, just like the food and sex instinct of human beings. This request of senior is simply annihilating dog nature and losing all conscience."
He simply reminded him, "When you say bad things, be careful not to mention my name. You can use words like basically, or equal to. In fact, you don't have to be so resistant. I made you swear like this,
It’s also for your own good. It helps to prevent you from breaking your oath and keeps you in good shape. You won’t break your oath anyway, so what are you afraid of? Could it be that betraying your teammates has become a habit and you have an extreme lack of confidence in yourself?”
Xiaoju denied it, "What are we afraid of? We're not afraid of anything. Okay, I swear!"
At this moment, the little kid suddenly spoke in surprise, "You can actually communicate with the untransformed Heavenly Dog. You must have inherited the all-spirits technique from Empress Nuwa. You must be a direct descendant of Nuwa to be qualified to practice it.
.I, the old man, also want to look at you with admiration."
What is certain now is that this little kid did not stay in the city gate, but was always with him.
This time, there is no need to worry about taking precautions, Xiaoju may reveal his whereabouts.
Even though I was not surprised, I still felt uneasy in my heart.
The little kid can notify Ji Jin of his location at any time and even command the Tmall, Tengu and guards to come and round him up.
If he really did this, his plan to hide and waste time would naturally come to naught.
Just testing his tone, "Senior, will you give preferential treatment to the descendants of Nuwa?"
The little brat replied categorically, "Of course not. I have always made a distinction between public and private affairs. However, Empress Nuwa's face must always be given. As an extra benefit, I will inform you of the movements of the rounders from time to time.
There is a group of well-trained tengu at the moment and they will be coming soon, you have to think of an idea quickly."
He simply sighed and said, "Senior, you recruited them, right?"
The little kid was surprised, "How did you see it? I don't think there are any flaws."
He simply admitted, "I really didn't see it, I just said it."
The little kid suddenly realized, "It turns out you kid is cheating on me. I love you so much for nothing."
He simply sneered and said, "Senior, if you love me, please stay away from me."
The little kid comforted her, "Hitting is both painful and scolding, and it hurts and likes to be kicked. I do this for your own good. Besides, if I don't follow you, if you are really in crisis and can't save yourself, who will
Come and help you exchange merit for luck?"
I couldn't help but complain, "Then can you please stop tipping off the other party?"
The little kid snorted, "This is what I should do, it's part of my job. I've been waiting for thousands of years, isn't it just to do this job well? If I fail, it will really happen.
A thousand years of waiting for nothing."
Suddenly, Xiao Ju's expression became nervous, and she reminded Jian Jian, "The tengu of our security team are already surrounding us. If you don't leave, it will be too late."
I just decided to listen to the dog and not be a coward.
He took flight and slipped out of the back door of the yard, with Xiao Ju following closely behind him.
After a cup of tea, Xiao Ju told Jian Jian, "The security team has lost its target and has been withdrawn at this time."
I was almost relieved, and then I remembered, "How did you report to the captain?"
Xiao Ju indeed told the truth, "I said you better not come over. I don't know where he is going to go. I'm following him."
I just thought, "The captain must have asked you just now where you were following me?"
Xiaoju was quite pleased with herself, "I said I don't know."
I was very touched. "You finally deceived the captain for me. Thank you for your great sacrifice. If you can't drink broth in the future, I will make mushroom soup for you. I guarantee it will be fresher and more delicious than broth."
Xiao Ju didn't hide it from him, "I didn't lie to the captain, because I really didn't know. I'm a recognized roadblock in the team, and the captain is designated to be considerate of me."
I couldn't help but admire, "Every sentence is true, but every word is useless. You are very good at organizing language. You can be a master in the Tengu Guards in the future. Help the captain write a work report or something, and you will definitely win a commendation from your superiors."
Xiaoju couldn't help but sigh, "Our captain has the same idea as our seniors. He doesn't appreciate my cultural level, but he hopes that I can stay at the team headquarters all the time. This will save me from getting lost during the mission and having to send teammates.
Find me."
I almost found a remote courtyard and planned to take a rest and waste some time.
He couldn't help but lick the rat's paw twice, which made him so disgusted that he almost vomited.
Habitual actions that come from instinct cannot be changed for a while.
Suddenly, my whole body became completely stiff and motionless.
Because he saw a black cat, it should be the cat demon that is about to transform.
His current physical strength is simply extremely powerful, and he is confident enough to compete with Tmall acting alone.
However, at this moment, he felt that his whole body was limp and unable to obey his orders.
He couldn't help but be shocked, wondering, could this be the feeling of blood suppression?
As a mouse, when faced with its natural enemies, cats, the fear naturally carried in its blood can even make it temporarily lose its resistance.
I simply had to send a message to Xiaoju to ask for help, "Help me stop this guy."
Xiao Ju has already run away far away, "Here in our place, Tmall is higher than Tengu. I can't attack the commander, otherwise I will be punished by God. I am cheering for you silently in secret."
I was really speechless, "Thank you."
That day, the cat swooped over in a domineering manner, its claws already touching the rat's body, and it was about to succeed.
Suddenly, Tmall's figure stopped in mid-air, as if everything had come to a standstill.
He was not too surprised at all. Because this was the case when he used the lazy man's true magical power.
At the same time, he received a voice message from the little kid, "You have a chance to use luck to turn danger into safety. Do you want to use it now? If you are bitten to death by a cat, you will have no chance. You don't need to borrow merit, just go to the underworld directly.
Report in."
I was helpless, "Then use it. Otherwise, senior won't let me go."
He could roughly guess that the ultimate purpose of what the little brat did was to earn him some merit on credit. Unless he achieved this goal, he would not give up.
In an instant, everything returned to normal.
It's just that the cat's claws slipped over the mouse's body and flew into the air.
The black cat tried hard to adjust its posture in the air, but it no longer cared about choosing a place to land, and landed on the puddle of dog poop left by Xiao Ju just now.
At this moment, I almost felt that my body was recovering and my strength had been restored.
He immediately repeated his old trick, using an enhanced version of the brain-destroying technique to pop out two stones.
There were only two meows and screams, and the cat's eyes were sealed that day.
He must have figured out his escape route in advance, because the blind Tmall quickly slipped out of the yard.
Suddenly, I almost felt my body sink.
Although this feeling is very weak, I firmly believe that it is definitely not an illusion.
Chapter completed!