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Chapter 193 Chu Sheng Pulled His Trousers Out of His Pockets

The scene was filled with noisy exclamations, and Song Qian, the Minister of Rites, began to loudly explain the rules of the competition to everyone.

“…..Etiquette is divided into five rituals, music is divided into music, chess, painting and poetry, archery is divided into archery and pot throwing, imperial science is divided into horse and chariot driving, calligraphy is divided into calligraphy competitions, and mathematics is divided into... Today’s first game

, the most basic test is the five etiquette."

"After that... you can choose the one you are best at taking in each subject, but you can also take all..."

Hearing this, a question came from the queue in Xiliang, "Do I have to participate in every subject?"

Before Song Qian could answer this, the young prince Jiang Jing'an in Dashun's queue laughed and said, "Nonsense, of course the more people participate, the higher the score ranking will be."

The man from before wailed: "...I am only good at painting, so how can my score be better than that of someone who participates in piano, chess, painting and poetry?"

Jiang Jing'an put her hands on her hips,

"What's so difficult about this? You're the best in drawing, so if you get a perfect score, you're certainly better than others." Anyway, he planned to win more points for himself by playing chess and throwing pots.

This is also true... The man from Xiliang was startled, with a bit of longing, but then he wailed, "Even so, what if there is someone who is good at playing chess, painting, and poetry?" He also wailed, "What if there is someone who is good at all six arts?

What about?"

Jiang Jing'an was also stunned. He had never thought about this question... However, he immediately looked away and said, "Well, such a talented man has won the favor of the princess. What do you have to object to?"

The man from Xiliang was startled again, yes... there was a roar of laughter all around. Who could be dissatisfied if there really was such a powerful person?

Talented man and beautiful woman, it’s natural!

Since it is a competition, there must be someone responsible for judging.

For the sake of fairness, some world-famous Confucian scholars were invited to be responsible for judging. The reason why they are called "they" is because there are six of them, and each of them is a very serious and old-fashioned old master.

You can tell by looking at him that he is very difficult to get along with.

Everyone in the square suddenly fell into silence.

Song Qian shouted at the top of his lungs, "Start..."

The five rites refer to sacrificial matters as auspicious rites, funeral matters as unfavorable rites, military matters as military rites, guests' matters as guest rites, and wedding matters as honorable rites. They are collectively called the Five Rites.

Although the movements are cumbersome, compared to skills such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, which require long-term immersion, it is the simplest and most basic. All you need to do is memorize it by rote and become proficient. What's more, there are no children from aristocratic families who can't do these, even Xiliang and Dazhou.

, also learned the same set of etiquette.

So this first day of competition is purely a scoring test for the hot spot!

As long as you complete the etiquette in an orderly manner, you will get full marks in this subject.

Moreover, the movements of the five rituals are very beautiful and very entertaining. The young men are neatly dressed and have dignified faces. They make corresponding movements in accordance with the music. They are really in their prime. The great scholars are stroking their beards and looking at them.

Very satisfied.

And in this neat and uniform queue, only Chu Sheng, who was at the front of the Dazhou array, changed his expression, bent his body, and pressed his hands on his abdomen.

"Abdominal pain," he shouted, "I want to go out."

Before the voice fell, a puffing sound was heard, and at the same time, a stench emanated, and everyone present was shocked.

Hmm...could it be that...it's down to my pants!

Things happened so fast that even Chu Sheng himself didn't react. When he woke up, his face turned pale. The beautiful maids who were waiting carefully beside him also shouted and rushed over regardless of the competition. They hurriedly helped him.

Lived in Chu Sheng.

The screams made countless people cover their noses and retreat immediately, but Chu Sheng was still fussing... He raised his hands to cover his face and shouted, "Hurry and help me go to the clean room."

The maids hurriedly got out of the way, and several tall and tall guards came over and lifted Chu Sheng up from left to right. At this time, he could no longer walk.

The group of people moved quickly from the square. The expressions of the great scholars on the stage who were instructing the referee also changed. They frowned and covered their noses, unable to hide the overwhelming stench.

"Oh my God... King Sheng... Sheng of Dazhou put it in his trousers pocket." Jiang Jing'an pinched his nose and said with a look of astonishment.

Why did he suddenly... pull down his pants in front of everyone? It's really embarrassing.

Tuoba Kui's eyes fell on the ground. Although it was covered by clothes, there were spots on the ground... He suddenly felt nauseous and couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his mouth. He could still hear Chu Sheng's voice in his ears.

"Ah, ah, hurry up..."

The guards led by Chu Sheng did not dare to neglect, and did not even care about the rules. They lifted Chu Sheng above their heads and moved quickly towards the house. The stench still lingered for a long time...

Everyone watched him leave blankly, and saw that the maidservants who were accompanying him also had ugly expressions.

One of them suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed his buttocks, and then burst into tears. The plump buttocks covered by the thin summer skirt showed yellow stains as he moved...

More cries and puffs sounded in the square. The whole square was filled with stench, like a toilet. The people of Zhou were left standing on the ground looking at each other. What on earth happened?

What else could it be?

Qin Xuanling held her breath, flew aside quietly, and glanced at Yun Xihe who was sitting alone on the high platform. Is this what she said, waiting to see a joke?

It's really funny.

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"Bastard thing!"

Chu Sheng's gentle and jade-like image was completely ruined now. He covered his stomach and shouted angrily.

Almost nine out of ten people in their group had diarrhea, which was so violent that he had to run back and forth to the clean room more than a dozen times. Later, he simply sat on the toilet bucket with his lower body naked, and the doctor accompanying him brought out the soup prepared by him.

He always drank while sitting on the bucket.

Fortunately, after taking the medicine, I finally managed to stop.

He had already washed his body and changed into clean clothes, but he still felt that his mouth and nose were full of stench, both on himself and the maids... This made him, who had always had a good image, extremely embarrassed and even more embarrassed.

It was him who had just shitted his pants in public. It was even more embarrassing than the last time in the thatched house in Dashun, when people saw his bare buttocks.

A layer of sweat broke out on Yuanfeng's forehead, and he said, "Your Majesty, is it possible that you are acclimated to the climate?"

Yes, they were the only ones who had diarrhea on the spot, while those in Dashun and Xiliang were fine...

"Idiot!" Chu Sheng sneered, "We are the only ones in this house whose food is provided separately."

This is really helpless. Yuanfeng was scolded in vain, and he just felt that he couldn't express his sorrow. He brought his own cook to cook... It was the prince's order from the beginning!

Moreover, as soon as the prince came, he occupied the best courtyard in this courtyard, and also occupied many good courtyards with horses, blocking Dashun and Xiliang... Isn't this what Chengxin suffered?

Are people jealous?

Yuanfeng complained in his heart, but did not dare to blame the prince.

Chu Sheng snorted, with a somewhat cold and arrogant air, "I told you earlier, these people living in the house are all opponents, and as long as they are opponents, they are all despicable and shameless."
Chapter completed!
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