"nonsense!"

"Take it out, take it out for me quickly, I will consider not hacking you to death!"

Song Ge strode over, pretending to snatch the express box from Li Pingfan's hand.

Of course he wouldn't let Song Ge snatch him away.

"This is really not your express delivery."

"Nonsense, do you have such a guilty conscience when you open your own express delivery? You locked the dormitory door and closed the curtains in broad daylight, so you must have opened my express delivery secretly!"

Boom, boom, boom.

Just when Li Pingfan wanted to explain, the dormitory door was knocked again.

A guy wearing courier work clothes stood at the door, looking at the two boys fighting in the dormitory.

Of course, a scuffle is not that kind of scuffle.

Song Ge has always been a refined person, and he always takes a warm approach to his actions.

For example, now, he just wants to get back his "express box".

Therefore, he gently put Li Pingfan down on the ground, half-riding on him, and put his hand into Li Pingfan's arms.

Just because Li Pingfan held the express box in his arms.

But this scene.

It seems to have some flavor.

The curtains in the dormitory are drawn, and the curtains are drawn in broad daylight. The scene of two men doing this is very imaginative.

"Excuse me, who is Mr. Song Ge? Your express delivery is here."

"See, I told you this is not your express delivery!" Li Fanfan pushed Song Ge away, but luckily he didn't snatch her away.

Otherwise it would be really hard to explain.

"You need to be so careful when unpacking your own express delivery."

Song Ge stood up, complained, and went over to sign the order.

"Hey, what are you looking at? Why don't you leave quickly after signing the order? Do you want me to treat you to dinner?" Song Ge muttered angrily at the gossipy courier at the door.

The courier smiled coquettishly, his eyes filled with a different feeling.

"Hey, no, no, you continue, you continue, just pay attention to health and safety, I'm leaving."

"Hey, tell me clearly about what to continue and what about health and safety, or I can explain it clearly to you!"

Li Pingfan quickly stood up and tried to chase after him.

Misunderstanding, this is such a huge misunderstanding that even if you jump into the Yellow River you won't be able to wash it away.

Just as Li Pingfan ran over, he inadvertently glanced at the box Song Singer was holding in his arms, which was the same size as his own express box.

There was a list clearly posted on it. There were four words on the list, which caught Li Pingfan's attention.

——Wolf-proof stockings?

Damn it?

"Who are you guarding against? Where are the wolves in our dormitory?"

Li Pingfan forgot to ask the courier for an explanation for a moment, but couldn't help but fall into doubts.

"none of your business."

Song Ge glanced at Li Pingfan warily, stuffed the express box into his pocket, and walked out.

"By the way, I, I won't disturb you anymore. Don't worry, you are safe for the next ten minutes, so you can do bad things as you like. Remember to check the curtains again and the things you buy online are hygienic.

Don’t you have hands? Why can’t you support yourself?”

After saying that, Song Ge thoughtfully closed the door for him.

"Um???"

What the next ten minutes.

What is hygienic and unhygienic?

Why have to fend for yourself?

And what does that look mean? Believe it or not, he will be hacked to death in minutes.

"Damn it, I misunderstood, I want to open the box..."

Li Pingfan took out the express box from his arms, said half of what he said, and then held it back.

He really couldn't explain it.

"Wait a minute, did I miss something important?"

Stockings?

Damn it, wolf-proof stockings?

There are so many grown men in this dormitory, who needs stockings?

"There's something wrong with Lao Song."

Li Pingfan, who was lying at the window, kept watching Song Ge disappear before he locked the dormitory door again and pulled a few chairs to block the door.

I have just begun to formally research the props that I will be unboxing and reviewing today.

"What could such a small box be?"

Li Pingfan looked at the box in his hand with some curiosity.

There will be a gift list on the box, which can help Li Pingfan better understand the props he is about to review.

"Nano god-level middle finger? Also known as the nemesis of brain failure, also known as my middle finger is invincible? I knock, what the hell? Why does the prop in today's review feel a bit obedient..."

[Nano god-level middle finger: It is an entertainment self-defense product released by Chaodong Toy Technology Co., Ltd. in the future 2133. 】

"Wait a minute, are you sure that self-defense is not a typo? Isn't it the comfort that will be swallowed by the crab beast at any time?"

"Also, is this product a bit contradictory? Is it produced for self-defense, or is it produced to entertain the public?"

Faced with Li Pingfan's question, the system did not answer, but continued to explain the product.

[After having this middle finger, are you still afraid of others giving you the middle finger? Our middle finger is the strongest in history!]

[It has a nano-identification system. After activation, you can put this device on your finger and use it, and it will be covered by a layer of energy armor. It has the function of importing electricity, fire, water and other elements, which can be converted into elemental attacks. 】

[If elements are not introduced, this middle finger still has extremely powerful defense and attack power. The defense and attack power values ​​generated are increased hundreds of times based on the physical fitness of the wearer. 】

[Hurry up and put on this god-level containment middle finger with nanotechnology, call your friends, and let’s play the forehead flicking game happily together! 】

[This product is suitable for people over 5 years old.]

"Mourning sickness."

After listening to this product introduction, Li Pingfan felt like crying.

Are you sure that after wearing this middle finger and playing forehead flicking games with your friends, you won’t blow their heads off?

Moreover, it can also introduce transformation attacks such as electricity, fire, water and other elements.

"Is Chaodong Company really a serious company? Can such a destructive individual weapon be used as a toy by a five-year-old child? It will kill people. How exciting will the naughty children be in the future world, parents

What a breakdown, sympathize with me."

But the future is not important to him.

There are still more than a hundred years left, and he is unlikely to survive long enough, leaving only his descendants to worry about.

[This mission: the video views exceed one million; the video likes exceed 100,000; the video barrages exceed 50,000. It has ten days, and we will witness the outcome in ten days! Please cheer for the reviewers. 】

"Ruthless, didn't you only ask for 10,000 video views last time? How many times has this increased?"

However, the system ignored Li Pingfan's bitter complaints.

"Next, we can only start the formal evaluation."

"I'll go... It's not realistic to evaluate this middle finger in a dormitory. In addition to nanotechnology, its own attack power also needs to be tested. It seems that it can only go to the same old place as before."

Putting his school bag on his back, which contained this brand-new prop that had not yet been unboxed, as well as Iron Man's transformation suitcase, he set off to the wild mountains where he had previously evaluated the field capabilities of Iron Man's armor.

at the same time.

On the road near the Yeshan Mountains, a black Bentley parked on the side of the road.

"Master, we are here. After nine days of non-stop analysis, we have finally determined one thing..."
Chapter completed!