Four hundred and forty-nine terrible troika
The opening match of the Torch Hole Cup kicks off at 1pm. I thought this time was weird.
Park Ji thought it was weird to scratch it: "As far as I know, there are many Premier Leagues in the old world that kick off at 11:30 in the morning to take care of the Asian market?"
"That's not the opener."
Wei Jiahuang rarely sides with Park Jiu recently: "Kick off at 1 o'clock, just have lunch early."
After scratching his head, he still insisted that there was something wrong with it, but he couldn't think of anything fishy until he got on the troika.
According to the plan last night, after breakfast, we let the bus take us to the countryside for a stroll. Seeing that the time was almost up, we dispersed for free activities. We finished lunch around 12 o'clock, then returned to the bus to gather, and arrived at Torch Cave at 12:30, ready to enter.
The hole has gone through the process before the start of the game.
In reality, the bus followed the navigation guide and inexplicably reached a dead end. Everyone confusedly abandoned the bus and boarded the carriage, and finally set foot on the road of no return.
During this period, there was a brave Qian Ge who wanted to break the shackles of the banwaizhao, but was warned by destiny. After an hour passed, everyone finally recognized the reality: the powerful Zhao Zan passed the test, but was defeated by the simple country man.
The people put together a solid show!
Don't even think about eating. It's already half past 12 o'clock, and the torch hole hasn't been seen yet. Qian Ge never expected that the black driver or the black horse was so vicious, let alone the military advisor who planned to eat early.
Now, there is a big question mark as to whether we can enter the venue in time for the entrance ceremony if we continue like this.
The most terrible thing is that many people have already vomited, and those who have not vomited will break out at any time.
It’s not like there are no people who don’t want to follow Qian Ge’s example and be the warrior who dares to fight against the arrangement of wearing small shoes - because there is no need to commit crimes against the wind and beat up the driver of the black truck. Your feet are your own. You can always jump down and walk to the torch hole on your own feet.
Bar?
Pa Qiamo and Pu Jiu had this idea, but they didn't have the ability. They stood up when Qian Ge said to stand up. As soon as they thought about it, they became dizzy.
Wei Jiahuang was different. He had ideas and abilities. Seeing that Pa Lie Mo and Pu Jiu obviously wanted to do something, but were being harassed to death, he further strengthened his belief in being the game-breaker: as long as one person comes from outside the game.
If you get out of the recruitment, then the attitude of rejecting the "good intentions" of the organizing committee is established. Although I am not as proficient as a military adviser to provide additional explanations, I guess just jumping out of the car will not be labeled as a blasphemy against football, right?
So he tried to stand up first, but failed. Just when he was wondering if he had not used enough strength, Zuo Yuan spit out the ecstasy egg, which frightened Wei Jiahuang and quickly sat upright, trying to avoid the pickled thing in his mouth.
Ecstasy Egg was the first person in the car who couldn't help but vent his anger. Although the people in the car were not much better than him, they all worked hard and prepared to endure the torment of nausea.
So everyone in the car clearly saw that the Ecstasy Egg had opened its mouth, and they were sure that something was coming out, but they couldn't see it - those with good dynamic vision could only seize the fleeting opportunity to see the blood of the Ecstasy Egg.
Big mouth.
There seems to be an invisible vortex, guarding outside the bloody mouth of the ecstasy egg, seizing the opportunity before it comes out, seamlessly connecting the garbage in the mouth, and cutting off as much garbage as it comes out, in short, not letting everyone see it.
After seeing this scene, Wei Jiahuang was in good condition. He made another serious attempt to break free, and then confirmed that it was not a problem of exerting force, but a problem of falling into the sea. There are invisible rules that restrict you, and you can only break the car here.
On the bumpy road, he immediately tried to speak out, and sure enough, the invisible vortex was there when he opened his mouth, not only blocking the garbage, but also any words he wanted to blurt out were regarded as garbage.
Wei Jiahuang gave up: This is destiny again. In the name of standing on the commanding heights of football supremacy, the organizing committee maintains an extra-game move and is even deprived of the opportunity to speak out. So what else can be done? Since you can't resist, then
Take it.
At around 12:30, the troika stopped in front of the torch hole, and the civil servant who had collected Tian Kongti's certificate in the morning was also standing here.
The three drivers jumped off proudly, lined up facing the civil servants, and said in unison: "Thank you for your honor! Let all the members of the grassroots party team arrive safely and on time!"
The heroes of the grass team couldn't bear it any longer and rolled and crawled to escape from the demonic carriage.
The worst part is that as soon as I hit the ground, I couldn't stand at all. I just fell down on the ground and wanted to vomit. Where is the stock? I vomited, which only made me feel more uncomfortable.
Those who can still stand, not to mention that they have reached the point, will still be frightened by the long experience just now, and they will not be able to eat even if they want to.
Wei Jiahuang determined that even the trajectory of the carriage was affected by destiny. In other words, these three "black car drivers" were all driving automatically.
Apart from anything else, it would be impossible for one person and one horse to carry so many burdens for so long.
Although Wei Jiahuang was so withdrawn that he had no friends in the past, he got along very happily with horses. Horse riding was his second sport after playing football. Apart from composing poems, nothing could trouble him on horseback. Unexpectedly, after this experience, he became
He actually felt like he was surviving a disaster.
He likes to reflect when he has lingering fears. Influenced by Beipu, the direction of his reflection has also changed: I'm afraid it's not for the organizing committee, otherwise it doesn't make sense. After all, this is considered a blasphemy to football, right? Qidi is just a general agent.
, Party A’s real father is in heaven. To my father, it doesn’t matter who wins when dog bites dog, as long as the bite looks good. Then why do you favor one side so much?
I remembered what Bei Pu, who was good at playing tricks, told them - Dad likes to defeat the superiors. Bei Pu also said that the villagers are all football idiots, so wouldn't it follow the standard paradigm of the grassroots team to play any village team?
In other words, is this actually an off-board move sponsored by Tianming to support the eternal theme of Keshang? If it is for this purpose, I'm afraid it will never end.
From this point of view, the plan to send warm torch cups may not be that easy, at least not as beautiful as the two brothers in the team who did not play football thought last night.
Just as I was thinking about it, the civil servant said: "Get into the hole quickly."
Firstly, they were tortured to the point of losing their spirits, and secondly, thinking that missing the time would be a serious crime of football desecration, everyone almost rushed to hit the civil servants on the side and squeeze in. They didn't lose their minds while squeezing, and they only collided with their own people.
, for fear of having any physical contact with the distinguished civil servant.
Wei Jiahuang had just finished his expedition and fell behind. When he came back to his senses, he realized that he was not alone. There were Pu Jiu and Wang Qiumei at the end of the crane.
The military advisor lacked training, but Wang Qiumei seemed to have an old spirit, just like strolling around when there is no ball on the court in the old world.
Wei Jiahuang secretly praised: GOAT is GOAT. Destiny's off-the-chart moves are too much for him even to lose to the mighty horse racer, but they can't do anything to Lao Wang.
When Lao Wang saw the pale-faced strategist, he instinctively wanted to help him, but he saw the core winking at him. The secret training of basic skills to supervise each other for so many days was not in vain. He and Wei Jiahuang knew it by heart, and knew that it would make him
It is better to do less than to do more, so he immediately passed by the civil servant.
Emperor Wei Jia helped Pu Jiu, who was on the verge of collapse.
The civil servant laughed.
Pu Jiu was buried in retching, and Wei Jiahuang curiously asked the civil servant: "Sir, why are you laughing?"
Chapter completed!