Chapter 94: Surround yourself with a company full of beauties and treat me like a fat sheep!
Chapter 14: Treat me as a fat sheep!
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"Brother Yan
Entering the director's office, Li Yan heard Ye Jiahong say the shocking "Brother Yan" and then walked over with an ambiguous smile, rubbing his hands together, and looking very gay.
Li Yan felt a chill, his eyes widened, and he put his hand on the door handle. "Bastard! Why did you come to me?"
***, you want to pick up my wife, but you also want to unspoken rules for me? Watch me kick you to pieces!
"Hey, Brother Yan! Can't you tell, you're better at picking up girls than me, let's communicate." Ye Jiahong came over and put his arm around his back to show his affection.
The expression he showed now made it easy for people to think that Li Yan didn't want to have any office friendship with him. With a deft move, he walked around and sat on the chair opposite the desk.
"Mr. Ye, you are too polite. You are a diamond king, why do you still want to pick up girls? Just hook your fingers, and soon a bunch of girls will take off their skirts and spread their legs to pick up girls."
Ye Jiahong returned to his seat and said with a smile: "That's what I said. But I really admire you, Master Haifu is also able to do this! In order to help me, your distraction is really touching!"
,! This is it again, does it have such a big effect? ​​Is there some guy who is doing this behind my back? Is it something inside the company?
"Well, you misunderstood. That's not what happened. I just wanted to numb her and show weakness to her.
"There's no need to be modest. I have no doubt about your loyalty, and I'm more and more impressed by your level. As a thug, Ji Ge, why don't you change and just go on like this!" Ye Jiahong agreed with a smile.
Li Yan frowned: "How to get there?"
"Go pick up Haifu!" Ye Jiahong didn't see his frown and started talking excitedly: "As far as I know, this Haifu is not married yet. Of course, no man dares to marry such a person. I don't know about the boyfriend.
However, judging from her habit of being a strict person, and menopause is not coming soon, there is only one possibility: her sexual desire must be strong, and her boyfriend and sexual partner cannot satisfy her, so she threatens and vents at work. Hehe,
Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, so strong!"
Li Yan would have spoken to him a few words before, but the day before yesterday when he saw Hai Fu looking so sad because of his family and brother, he, who had no ill feelings toward Hai Fu, really didn't want to deal with Ye Jiahong's obscene remarks.
"I'm not interested. If you are interested, you can try it yourself!"
Ye Jiahong said with a smile, "I know it's a bit difficult for you to sacrifice your appearance, but help me. It's okay to deal with some emotions. When you have to do that, you can escape. If you can't escape, it's the same as closing your eyes.
.Of course, I won’t treat you badly.”
Li Yan looked at him slightly mockingly: "Give me another 100 yuan bonus?"
"Tsk! Are you looking down on me?" Ye Jiahong feigned anger, then opened the drawer, took out a stack of money, and pushed it over. "There are standards for bonuses and wages, so I can't add much. But I can personally compensate for this.
It’s 10,000 yuan, don’t be polite to me!”
"Hey, ten thousand yuan makes me sell my soul and body? Is this considered a cheap sale? I don't seem to be so short of money, right?" Li Yan lit a cigarette.
"How to get out of selling?" Ye Jiahong said sternly: "This is help and rescue! Helping me is also helping Hai Fu, letting her get comfort, and saving all colleagues in the administrative department from fire and water.
In the final analysis, this is for the future of the company. If Vice Chairman Sun knows about it, he will also praise your great sentiment! Dong Cunrui spirit!"
Damn it! People are shameless and invincible. No wonder I can’t do business. If he can be a director, there is a huge difference in his shamelessness! Li Yan marveled at Ye Jiahong’s eloquence, and then thought to himself, how many times would he contradict such a guy face to face?
Sentence. It’s still not enough to relieve the anger, and the effect is not good! He must be punished,,
After thinking for a moment, he shook his head resolutely: "No! How could I do such a thing for a mere 10,000 yuan? No."
Ye Jiahong noticed that there was a limit to his determination. The word "merely" revealed his true thoughts. "Saorui, Saorui! I just think that the sense of accomplishment in such a great job is enough. Let's talk about money."
It’s too tacky. Of course, you also need money.”
He took out a stack of money from the drawer and pushed it in front of Li Yan.
"Can this increase the sense of accomplishment?"
Li Yan gave a knowing smile and weighed it, "Huh? It's heavy. It's really a lot more practical! But,"
Ye Jiahong, who had just shown a smile, froze, "But what?"
"But the business of being a duck is very good now. People only have this amount for socializing once or twice. I am not counting being a duck. I am also working overtime for you. The overtime pay is three times the national regulations."
Ye Jiahong snorted secretly, took another pile and threw it over. "Isn't this enough?"
"For the company, to save my administrative colleagues who are in dire straits, and to repay you, director, I will go through fire and water! Why are you embarrassed to talk about money? I just thought it was too little, and it was an insult to your sincerity." Then I'll put it away.
Already?"
Ye Jiahong nodded excitedly with contempt, "Yes, put it away so that people can't explain it. I specially mentioned this money. Don't let people suspect that we embezzled public funds." He handed over a large envelope he had prepared.
come over.
Li Yan pretended to be unceremonious and hugged it to his chest.
"Mr. Ye, please lend me your car for a while!"
"What?" Ye Jiahong immediately looked at him with fear. What should I do if it crashes? Can you afford to pay for it?
"Hey, do you think my teacher is a director after all? I'm on the same level as you. If I want to chase him, I can't take a taxi, right? I have a car, but it's a small domestic car and not heavy enough. Your car is OK
Chi Kuang and Xun Xun, I will return it to you when I complete the task."
"Well, actually, you don't need to pay so much attention to these things. You are a person with good taste. What she appreciates is your connotation." Brother Yan, you don't know how stylish you are. You are simply the emperor of connotation." Ye Jiahong praised sincerely.
Li Yan interrupted him and made a retreating gesture: "Well, I don't need it at ordinary times. At critical times, I will rent a car to support the scene. You will reimburse me for this expense anyway, so why not pay it to me first!"
Ye Jiahong's face twitched slightly, but he still took out another stack of money from the drawer.
"Add another ten thousand to save some money."
"Well." Li Yan frowned again after the result, "Mr. Ye, you said I don't have any decent clothes, how about you lend me some clothes? Givenchy, Armani, Versace, I'm the director.
As for strong women, you can't go out with me wearing clothes that cost hundreds of dollars, right?
Givenchy, Armani, Versace, lend it to you? This outfit is enough for me to pick up girls myself. Ye Jiahong took out another 10,000 and threw it away angrily, "Brother Yan, you have to believe that you are the most stylish, a few hundred yuan
It’s not bad to wear either. I also believe you will be able to rent it from Givenchy!”
"Is it too little?"
"You can go to an acquaintance to rent an old one, one with a discount every season, whatever. It will still look like you didn't buy it now. What's more, Ye Jiahong felt a little sweaty on his forehead. He really wanted to cancel this damn suggestion, but he just saw it.
Li Yan held the money so tightly that he would definitely not spit it out.
Li Yan quickly stuffed the 20,000 yuan into his respective bags.
"If you want to hang out with someone, you have to treat her to a meal, right? With Mr. Hai's style, you can't imagine that she would go to a food stall, right? To go to a better restaurant, two portions of abalone rice, and braised fins, you have to beat the odds and cook a lot.
Right? Add one or two bottles of red wine worth several hundred yuan, plus various other dishes, desserts, etc., and the total will cost about an hour at a time, right? After dinner, go sing, drink tea, get a room, a suite or something
Yes, you can’t go to the cheapest one, right? Come down at once.”
Hearing that Li Yan was serious about settling the accounts, and seeing that 50,000 yuan had been put away by him, Ye Jiahong felt distressed and had to take out another stack. "It's only allowed once. If you pay more, you will have to pay for it yourself!"
When I open a house, I still have to pay for the condo.
"But that"
Seeing that Li Yan had put away the money and had something to say, Ye Jiahong immediately interrupted: "There is nothing else! If you pay for it at your own expense, you can take her to Paris to get it done! All the project funds will be given to you."
He rummaged around in the drawer and threw two small blue-black pills over. "Don't ask me for tonics. This is privately funded at the end. If you think you can't do it, don't do it. In order to get ahead of others,
Angry, is it easy for me!"
Li Yan smiled and accepted them all, and then said seriously: "How can you say that? We are not doing it for personal anger, but for justice and peace!"
Ye Jiahong forced out a smile and said, "Justice! Peace is a fart!"
"Don't worry, Mr. Ye! I can't guarantee that it will be successful, but I will definitely use all the funds."
Ye Jiahong secretly vomited blood.
"Mr. Ye, not counting the company's shares, his salary and commission alone are millions in annual income. He doesn't care about this little money, right?" Li Yan asked deliberately.
Small money? Ye Jiahong almost wanted to go over and snatch it back! Damn it, you earn 10 yuan a month, and I will give you the money in one go. Do you care about this small amount of money? This is not how I spend money if I have money!
He already regretted it. He didn't know why his brain was so burned that he came up with such a bad idea. It was also because he thought that this idiot would be able to move forward with a few words of provocation. He didn't expect that he would get involved and spend so much money out of thin air. But
Now I still have to maintain my demeanor and face, so I can only act calmly: "It doesn't matter, it's just tens of thousands! It's not important if you can contribute to the company."
Li Yan gave a thumbs up and praised: "Mr. Ye is indeed the most loyal person in the company! President Zhang should promote you to vice president!"
Hearing Li Yan mention Zhang Yurong, Ye Jiahong perked up. Being able to take down Hai Fu is like killing a chicken and proud monkey. What's tens of thousands of dollars? If you can really catch up with Zhang Yurong, haha, don't talk about this, we all know it, okay
Do it!”
"I will definitely not hold you back if the money is not enough."
Ye Jiahong trembled, secretly sweating, and clenched his fists. You haven't asked me for enough money? You fool, are you treating me as a fat sheep?
When he looked over with suspicion, he saw Li Yan with a generous look on his face, "Then I will learn from the boss and donate one month's salary!"
Ye Jiahong secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, I was scared by you.
"Well done, I will promote you!" Ye Jiahong, who was bleeding a little, forced himself to encourage him.
Li Yan nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, Mr. Ye, I will help you spend your money well!"
Chapter completed!