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0255 Europeans who don't bathe

After the discussion was over, Liu Pei said: "If you have no other questions, I will issue an order!"

These barbarian sailors made a lot of money today and were in good spirits. So they followed Jack and drove to complete the order to the death. Jack said: "You tell me, boss. No matter what you do, your loyal Jack will complete it!"

Liu Pei smiled maliciously and said: "Then, my order now is that you must wash yourselves clean today! You guys really stink!"

Jack was shocked when he heard this and said: "No! I will never take a bath! That is blasphemous to God!"

Liu Pei said with a ferocious smile: "There is no God here! He is in Europe!"

Then Liu Pei shouted to his servants: "Brothers, grab your instructors and give them a good bath!"

Jack turned around and wanted to run, but he was stopped by the servants after running a few steps! Then he was lifted up by several cheerful servants and ran to the barracks. The other barbarian sailors were also caught and carried to the barracks. No matter how they struggled or begged,

It's useless. These servants have been trained by them for so long, and they will definitely play tricks on them when giving them a bath. But Liu Pei is not going to interfere in this. And this is also the first step for Liu Pei to transform them.

You must know that in medieval Europe, according to the Catholic Church's point of view, a dirty body was regarded as closer to God, and not bathing became a symbol of holiness! Those who were brave enough to not bathe for many years were even canonized.

Saint! Just like the chastity archway that the Chinese use to praise widows!

Therefore, under the temptation of this huge spiritual inspiration, many devout clergy and Christians began to practice hard and filthy practices - His Excellency Saint Abraham insisted on not washing his face or feet for 50 years, and finally succeeded in being canonized. Mr. Saint Simon

Even though the worms crawled on his festering wound, he never cleaned it until he died.

St. Euphrates presided over a convent, taught more than 130 of the most devout nuns, and strictly supervised them not to bathe in their lives.

The mother of King Henry IV of France insisted on never bathing her whole life and was canonized as Saint Agnès.

For the sake of cleanliness, nobles wiped their faces with a dry white cloth every morning, but never washed them with water - European quacks recommended that people only use dry white cloths to clean their faces and eyes. Because washing with water damages vision and can cause dental disease.

and colds, making the face pale and more sensitive to hot and cold weather.

Even during the reign of French King Louis XIV in the 17th century, French ladies who loved cleanliness only took a bath twice a year without a doctor's order, and usually wiped their bodies with dry towels. And French King Louis XIV himself also

Be careful under the guidance of a doctor

He took baths sparingly and only took a bath once in the 64 years from 1647 to 1711. This astonishing record is still preserved in the daily physical record book of Louis XIV's physician.

In the 18th century, King Louis XV of France only took three baths in his life. One was his birthday, the second was his wedding day, and the third was his burial. But people will stink if they don't take a bath, and Europeans don't seem to be so perverted yet.

The degree of smell is beauty. In France, "The entire aristocratic class, even the king, smells like a beast, and the queen smells like an old goat. This is true in summer and winter."

As a result, the French had no choice but to devote themselves to the study of perfume—perfume was first invented in ancient India and Persia. In Europe, it was the Italians who inherited the heritage of ancient Rome who established the first workshops to produce perfume.

Therefore, after the collapse of the Roman Empire, Europe has been living a life of basically not bathing and urinating everywhere. In medieval Europe, ordinary people basically never bathed their whole life, known as "Europe without washing for a thousand years." Only in monasteries for confession

Taking a cold bath represents punishment, and taking a bath is to cure an illness.

However, this habit led to the epidemic of various epidemics, especially the Black Death - the plague! In the face of the raging plague, doctors determined that the pressure of water, especially heat, caused the pores of the skin to open, so the disease could invade the human body. So the disease could invade the human body.

Whenever plague epidemics occur, doctors begin to criticize: "I beg you not to go to those steam baths and bathhouses, you will die!"

Until the beginning of the 19th century, bathers were still regarded as "sick people." The early church had instructions: "For good people, especially young people, bathing should basically not be allowed."

Therefore, in Europe at the end of the Middle Ages, the French, who were known as models of elegance in later generations, actually had the worst hygiene habits in Europe. The elegant French gentlemen and ladies in oil paintings were actually full of dirt on their bodies and crawling in their hair.

Sloppy people who suffer from lice rely on perfume to solve their problems.

Seeing the weeping and begging barbarian sailors being dragged away, Wu Yizhou seemed to feel his breath and said: "These people are indeed barbarians. They don't take a bath all day long. They should be punished."

Liu Pei said: "There is a long way to go to reform them! Take your time."

Wu Yizhou said: "Master, do you really plan to find wives for them? I feel uncomfortable when I think of our women marrying these barbarians."

Liu Pei said: "There is nothing uncomfortable. Just think of them as Mongolians. They are all barbarians anyway! And when they get married and have children, after two or three generations, they will not be able to see any difference from us."

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Liu

Pei decided to leave this matter to Liu Jiang. He went back and wrote a letter to Liu Jiang, asking him to buy some women from the brothel and marry them to these barbarian sailors. Anyway, the women in the brothel had many ideas.

Those who behave well should be regarded as doing good deeds. But before marrying them, they must be given preliminary training to make them understand that they have the important responsibility of monitoring these barbarians. If they do well, they will be rewarded, and if they do not do well, they will be punished.

A few days later, Liu Pei arranged everything and returned to modern times. In the blink of an eye, she had not seen Yu Lina for a long time, so the two naturally wanted to have some intimacy. When the two finally lay on the bed and started talking, Liu Pei

He took out a long list from his bag and handed it to Yu Lina, saying, "Please help me purchase these things."

Yu Lina took the list and looked at it and said in surprise: "What are you talking about? Low-priced food is okay, but there are chickens, ducks, sheep and pigs. And horses? And fruit tree seedlings? Grass seeds.

?There are so many scattered things. What do you want these things for?"

Liu Pei said lazily: "Don't worry about it. It's all what your friends want. Anyway, just arrange for your men to go purchase it."

Yu Lina said: "Other things are fine, but what about the living animals? Maybe a lot of them will die! Besides, how can I get these things to you? Where should I send them?"

Liu Pei said: "Choose a time and ask them to deliver all the living animals together and prepare more feed. Send them all to my special warehouse. I will arrange for people to transfer them as soon as possible. Don't worry, I will connect the goods.

Everyone has made arrangements, you just need to tell me the specific time."

Yu Lina said coquettishly: "Okay, Sir, I understand. I will arrange it as soon as possible."

After arranging the purchase, Liu Pei turned around and ran to Professor Hou the next day. Professor Hou arrived to see Liu Pei and happily handed Liu Pei a USB flash drive and said: "The designs you want are all here. But the design has just been

It’s done, but the model hasn’t been produced yet. It will take some time.”

Liu Pei immediately inserted the USB flash drive into the computer and began to browse the design drawings. The ship designed by Professor Hou was still based on a Western-style sail battleship, and the main body was still a keel design. However, he added a watertight cabin structure. Since the battleship required a large number of installations

There are gun positions and personnel, so only four watertight compartments are arranged in the structure. Eight watertight compartments are arranged for boarding ships and transport ships.

Professor Hou pointed to the drawings and introduced them to Liu Pei, saying: "I have asked experts to calculate all the ships here. The carrying capacity and structure of the ships are absolutely reasonable. A lot of optimization has been done to these ships. After all, we have Western-style sailing ships.
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