This chapter is sponsored by the thick-skinned and stuffed buns from the sophomore cafeteria of Harbin Normal University... After eating the school buns, I feel refreshed and empowered!

"Uh... don't make trouble..." I rubbed my nose and muttered. The morning sun shone on my face. I opened the meow's big tail with my hands and opened my eyes.

This is a routine every morning. As we all know, cats are very magical creatures. They sleep late and wake up early, and they stay energetic every day!

Meow Meow is worse than other cats. He feels very lonely when he wakes up, so he wakes me up without hesitation every time. Maybe he was inspired by the cat teaser, so he learned to sweep my face with his tail.

Once I feel itchy, it's definitely the meow calling me to get up... If I don't get up, the consequences will be serious. When the Queen is angry, she has a very bad temper - she will lie down on my face with her whole cat

!

This morning may be a little different! Although Meow Meow's tail remains after turning into a human, it is like a whip. If my mental endurance is even close, I will definitely be frightened to wake up - I don't know yet

Where did you think a snake came from?

I got up quickly, folded the quilt, washed my face and brushed my teeth, and dressed Meow Meow... This girl has no ability to take care of herself now. Thanks to her good figure, if she turns into a 200-pound fat girl, I

I don’t even have the energy to change her clothes!

Under the horrified look in Miaolimi's eyes, I put on a suit that I hadn't worn for a long time, put on my tie skillfully, and then pulled out the small blackboard from the corner.

Maybe it’s because cats have innate skills that can tell good or bad luck. Meow Meow felt that the situation was not good for her, so she drooped her ears and pretended to be pitiful with me. She whimpered with tears in her eyes: “Meow~”

I said with a straight face: "Hey! Don't do this to your master! No one can stop you from learning today! If you can't learn human knowledge, you can't even think about going out!"

After a day of getting along with each other, I found that Miaomiao's IQ has improved significantly after becoming a human. I dare not say how many days it will take, but at least she can reach the intelligence level of a teenage girl in her current body.

.So it is very simple to learn some basic human language and lifestyle.

I posted my photo on the small blackboard and said to her: "Master!"

She looked at the picture pitifully and said to me: "Master!"

Ouch, her words "Master" made me so cute! I finally evolved from a miserable shit shovel to a beautiful girl's master! Life! It's so colorful!

I was so excited that I didn't see the sarcasm in Miaomi's eyes... She just looked at me like I was a fool...

I drew another fish on the blackboard, and I said to her: "Fish!"

Meow Meow suddenly lost interest in playing with me. He opened the door and walked into the living room with cat steps. Before going out, he made a face at me and left a very humane sentence: "Shame..."

OTZ... I was ridiculed by my own pet! What happened to Meow Meow? Is this still my Meow Meow? At this moment, I felt inexplicably sympathetic to the players who raised parrots. It turned out that they were being teased by their own pet.

The feeling of a pet barking is so subtle. Suddenly I have a ridiculous feeling that a big girl can't help her father, and there is also an unusually sudden feeling... Is my cat possessed by something? What's the matter?

Have you learned to call people "sha B"?

After getting up from the ground, I hurriedly ran into the living room to see if Meow Meow had escaped from my house and was in danger. When I arrived in the living room, I breathed a sigh of relief... This guy was lying on the sofa playing with the remote control to change the channel.

...

Why does it feel a bit weird... Where does this inexplicable weird feeling come from? Can anyone explain to me why Miaomiao watches TV? Why does she change the channel on the remote control - or directly input numbers?

Kind of? Why can she talk? Can she also use her newly evolved hands to tear open potato chip bags and unscrew Sprite?

Did I travel through time? I lost my memory for a month after sleeping, and now it’s a month later? What happened? One question mark after another in my head is turning over and over, how can I change from yesterday?

From the beginning, the man’s life revealed all kinds of weirdness?

I took out my phone and found that today is the day after yesterday (isn’t it awkward?)... Well... time has not changed, I have not traveled through time, so what the hell is going on? Where did Miaolimi learn all kinds of life?

What about skills?

"Meow?" I sat next to her, grabbed her tail and gently tied a bow: "Why did you become enlightened overnight?"

Meow Meow took her tail away from my hand angrily, with a complaining look in her eyes, as if she was warning me not to delay Her Majesty the Queen from watching TV.

"Can you speak? Human language!" I asked unwillingly.

"Hey! It's annoying whether you make it or not!" Miaolimi said in a Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent that sounded like Meteor Garden.

"Is your ancestral home from the south?" I asked.

Meow Meow shook her head in a very humane manner, got up from the sofa, took me to my old-fashioned notebook, and opened a folder with a familiarity. What was playing in the player was the originator of domestic idol dramas--

Meteor Garden, I breathed a sigh of relief after the familiar melody of "I'll Watch the Meteor Shower with You" played.

I am very fortunate that Miaoliaimi is not proficient in using computers and has not mastered the skills of opening hidden folders. It would be very bad if she discovered my more than 300 gigabytes of Japanese kung fu movies and *****.

It’s simply unimaginable that Meow Meow would “move the library” one by one and “yeah, die, drop” one by one!

It seems that this guy secretly used my computer while I was sleeping yesterday. When she was a cat, she watched me tinkering with the computer all day long. It’s strange that she’s not curious this time as a human! The old saying is true.

The truth is, curiosity killed the cat! The curiosity of cats is really unmatched by humans!

But her learning ability is a bit scary! She can actually master the use of human language proficiently in one night! And she can adapt to human life overnight! If it weren't for her ears and tail, I could easily mistake her for

A human girl!

But she is self-taught, which saves me a lot of effort. When she has a certain amount of knowledge, all that is left to cultivate her into a perfect pet is the details - of course, Meow Meow is still very immature now, and knowledge is

Yes, but the ability to survive is still not enough. You can’t survive just by knowing how to eat, drink and have fun!

In order to test Miao Limi's knowledge and survival skills, I specially downloaded a survival knowledge question and answer. In order to facilitate the answer, I downloaded all multiple-choice questions. When Miao Limi handed in the paper, my eyes were almost frightened.

, because according to the results, if you throw Meow Meow Meow anywhere, she can live safely and comfortably.
Chapter completed!