"Remember, you have to talk over your head for a while, and you have to know what to say and what not to say - if you dare to destroy the harmony of my family, I will organize people to bombard you with rockets, and Katyusha will launch fifty-six rounds on its own

Rocket launcher, I don't believe you can handle this thing, even the God of War is not a god!" I sat in the driver's seat and looked at Su Xixi with fear. I had no choice but to defeat this witch, so I could only release this weapon.

Such harsh words without any lethality.

Friends, when making friends in the future, don’t look for someone you can’t beat, otherwise you will feel heartbroken – this is a golden saying!

Su Xixi looked at me impatiently: "You have inked with me a hundred and twenty-seven times in half an hour! Do you dare to be more effeminate? Apart from having the body of a man, how do you look like a man?"

"

I raised my eyebrows: "Provocation? Why don't you give it a try? I'll tell you what makes me look like a man!"

"Hey? Playing dirty jokes with me? Ninety-seven percent of my entire base are veteran hooligans. They don't dare to play with me like this. You are very brave!" Su Qian took off her silly and sweet disguise.

Akane is just like a witch! Damn, the aesthetics of Xiaosi's eyes are really weird! Don't any of the cadres under me be normal? The same is true for Class T, and the same is true for Black Dragon Clan!

"Yang Mengmeng, do you dare to drive faster? I've been depressed for a long time! You stepped on the 60 mile line but didn't dare to overtake. The car has no accelerator? Can you drive?" Su Xixi opened the door

She went into disgust mode and kept picking at my thorns, which made me restless - mother, if I could spank her, I would definitely grab her and spank her hard! The little girl calls herself my mother, she has been

You just say that about yourself! The world is really in decline!

"Do you dare to hold it in? Although I can't beat you, there is a guy in the back seat who can beat you. Don't look at her heartless and cute look. Beating you will be easy and enjoyable! If nothing else,

, can you resist her acupuncture?" I cluck my lips and casually point out words to her, asking her to be more honest with me. If you look at my face at this time, I will definitely look like a cunning fox who has borrowed the power of a tiger!

Meow Meow's ears immediately perked up when I mentioned her: "What are you doing, Master? What are you doing with the little fish?"

By the way, in the past two days, I don’t know where Meow Meow heard about dried fish, and she always pestered me to buy dried fish for her - and then this cat regarded dried fish as the best snack, so

The most common word on her lips is: dried fish! The most annoying thing is that at her peak, she moans with these three words! I was so angry that I almost picked up my pants and left! Is there such a thing?

?

I took out a pack of dried fish from the storage shelf and threw it into Miaolimi's arms. Since she became obsessed with dried fish, my air quality has plummeted. No matter where I go, I smell like the sea.

--I'm not going to lie to you! My body smell now is like that of a fisherman who has been fishing at sea for twenty days. There are many wild cats lining up behind my butt when walking on the road!

The most irritating thing is that Miaolimi actually comes with its own body fragrance that covers up the smell of the sea! It makes me extremely embarrassed! I take light baths three times a day! This is not fair! This is not fair!

The bastard author mistreats the protagonist! I'm going on strike!

Su Xixi looked at Miao Lingmi, blinked her eyes and showed a pure smile: "Brother Mengmeng, I was just joking!"

I was dumbfounded as I watched Su Xixi complete the face change. Oh my God, this face change is a little faster. The disgust mode directly turned into the reverse mode without the need for chain blocks. It was so smooth and easy!

"Come on! You bully the weak and fear the strong, can't you get up after seeing Meow Meow? By the way, have you ever been bullied by her?" I asked Su Xixi.

Miao Laimi chewed small dried fish in her mouth and stretched her head next to me: "She can't fight! I just hit her there with a small stone! But her body is really hard!"

I looked at Su Xixi with a bad smile on my face: "Look, I said you can't beat her! That's not right! Meow, who did you learn your acupuncture skills from? I remember I never taught you.

!”

Su Xixi retracted her disgust mode, but Miao Lingmi looked at me with disgust: "You still need to learn such a simple thing? Just throw the stone on the acupuncture point with reasonable force... The most difficult thing

What I’m learning is how to use Dark Strength and Second Level Strength on stones, but it’s enough to just click on her!”

I understand! When I was practicing, this guy was always serving me tea and water like a maid. She probably learned it after just two glances! Is his natural skill a photographic memory? Why do I feel like I

Being shown off? Although she is my pet, although she is very obedient, and although she has negative distance contact with me - but how did this feeling of envy, jealousy and hatred come out?

In Meow's arrogant expression, I took out the dried fish from my pocket. Meow's eyes immediately narrowed, and her arrogant expression disappeared. She stretched out her little hand to grab the dried fish.

, shouted eagerly: "Dried small fish! Dried small fish!"

Su Xixi's eyes almost popped out: "You just care about your daughter like this? Are you still like a father?"

I rolled my eyes: "How did you know that she is my daughter? I can have sex with my daughter every day? I raised her like a cat!"

Su Xixi muttered: "It's that simple? I use dried fish to seduce her. Can she come with me?"

I laughed and threw her a pack of dried fish: "Try it and see if she eats it!"

Su Xixi took the dried fish, smiled and said to me: "My charisma is not enough, I am just a flower!"

It made me laugh to death. According to her, there are only six women in Guicheng's logistics and packing lunches. She can indeed be regarded as a flower!

"Meow, what about the dried fish?" Su Xixi turned around and said with a smile on her face, shaking the dried fish in her hand.

"Idiot!" Miaoliaimi rejected Su Xixi with an arrogant look, then got into the back seat and rolled around shouting: "Ignorant earthlings, how can this queen be such a little little fish?

Bribed? Huh! You should kneel down and beg this queen to eat your tribute!"

Su Xixi threw the dried fish to me with black lines on her head: "I have never seen classmate Miao Lemi so out of touch! How did you raise her? She really turned into a cat! Her expression is like a cat.

The stars are all the same!"

I held the steering wheel with one hand and shook the dried fish with the other, and said seductively to Miao Laomi: "Look, what is this?"

Meow Meow jumped up in excitement and shouted eagerly: "Dried fish! Dried fish!" Then he stretched out his cute paws to reach it, and it looked like a human-shaped cat!

Su Xixi looked at me angrily: "This is not fair! They are both dried fish, why is there such a big difference between what you give me and what you give me?"

I smiled and said, "You don't understand the world of cats! In her eyes, things in the world are divided into the following categories: the owner, me, the food that the owner feeds, and the poor and pathetic people on earth..."

Su Xixi put her head on my car CD: "She was really trained like a cat by you? You beast!"
Chapter completed!