Chapter 167 Put on a Nutty Apron for Her When You Love Her
The morning sun shone on my face, and I touched a soft and delicate body in the mist.
"Um...meow, get up and wash up!" I said habitually with my eyes closed. Suddenly, I suddenly realized - I'm in a hotel room! Who is this girl next to me? Customer service? I don't know.
Yell! It's impossible for a star-rated hotel like this to allow irrelevant people to enter the room at will... Oh my god, is it a lifestyle issue again?
"Master... I'm sorry... don't get up... sleep a little longer... dried fish..." I breathed a sigh of relief when I looked at the familiar cat ears and tail. It was meowing... but
How did this guy get into my bed? This is unscientific!
"Mengmeng! Get up!" At the most chaotic moment, something even more chaotic happened. Xue Xuening had already gotten up and pushed the door open.
I didn't lock the door at all in the middle of last night. Xue Xuening stared at the man and woman on the bed in shock, turned around and was about to run away.
"Xue Ning! I can explain it! Look clearly, this is Meow Meow!" I hurriedly grabbed her with a lunge. If she ran away, I would never be able to explain such a thing in my life!
Xue Xuening struggled and said: "Yang Mengmeng! You are perverted! That's just a cat! You actually! You actually... Even if you have someone you like, you are still with a cat..."
"Please, this guy is still a cat from head to toe? She won't leave because of me...I forgot to tell you, I can't beat her! I was pushed by her! Do you know? I was pushed by a
The cat is strong!" I said in despair.
"Pfft! I'm teasing you! Look at how stupid you are! When I learned about the incredible thing like Miaomiao turning into a girl, I knew that there would be some confusion between you and her... Sure enough,
As I expected. Hey...that cat! Get up! I can see your tail swaying!" Xue Xuening smiled, which made me stunned for a while.
I asked blankly: "Aren't you jealous?"
"Why should I be jealous of a cat? How can I compare to a teenage kitten? Besides, in a sense, I am the third party between you and her.
.." Xue Xuening sat on the edge of the bed, stroking Miaolimi's hair.
Meow Meow stuck out her tongue, made a face at me, and quickly ran to the bathroom to wash up.
Xue Xuening and I were the only ones left in the room, and the atmosphere became ambiguous again. The man and woman who broke through the negative distance yesterday sat face to face. If nothing happened, we would be sorry for this sunny morning...
"Xue Ning..." I held her face gently: "I... will cook..."
I ran away, it was so embarrassing! It was not like my style of picking up girls...it is natural to be stupid when you love to the extreme. This sentence is extremely applicable to both men and women.
"Okay, I'll accompany you! I want to see you wearing a naked apron!" Xue Xuening smiled like a little fox, showing off her mature temperament!
OMG! A naked apron! What should I wear? Are you kidding me?
"Honey, don't do this, it's not good for the cat to see it!" I begged with a grimace.
Xue Xuening said coquettishly like a little girl: "No! No! I want to see you wearing a naked apron! I want to see it!"
〒▽〒...Sister! Please don’t make a fuss! In broad daylight, how can a gentleman wear a naked apron? How can I hang out in the world if this spreads out? The former leader of the Black Dragon Sect is playing naked with his wife at home
Apron! The world is going to be in chaos!
"Honey...does it have to be like this?" I begged with tears streaming down my face.
Xue Xuening pretended to cry: "My husband doesn't love me anymore... I'm in so much pain..." Her expression was as fake as she wanted. She cried for a long time without even a single tear, and she still looked at me helplessly during the middle of her crying.
dizzy, dizzy...
"Okay!" I gritted my silver teeth and took off my pajamas: "Since you want to see it, my wife, I will do it for you even if you go to Daoshan! Isn't it just a naked apron? I'll wear it for you to see!"
Xue Xuening clapped her hands and said coquettishly: "My husband loves me the most! I love you to death, husband! Oh!" She jumped up and kissed me on the face, and took out a pink pair from her bag.
Cat's Hello K-Ti themed apron...
How long have you been planning for it? Why do you carry this sexy apron with you? It has been planned for a long time! It has been planned for a long time! How much does she want to see me wearing a naked apron? Carry it with you!
I reluctantly took off all my clothes, revealing my strong body, and wrapped the apron that seemed to weigh a thousand pounds around my chest...
Xue Xuening looked me up and down with a smile on her face, and said with satisfaction: "Husband! So handsome!"
What kind of aesthetics is this? She didn’t say I was handsome when I wore a suit and tie, but she actually said I was handsome when I was dressed like this...Are girls so dirty nowadays? Sure enough, the dirty demon king rules
The world is hopeless!
I kept doing it, and since I had it on, I didn’t need to take it off. I suddenly felt that this dress was very cool... There was a cool breeze, and the refreshing flow of the river... Made!
I don’t have exhibitionism! It’s impossible! The pleasure optical illusion just now! The cliff is an illusion! I am a normal man! Not sultry! Not sultry!
"Honey, what do you plan to have for breakfast? No...are there any ingredients here?" I asked.
Xue Xuening chuckled and said: "There is a kitchen here. If you need to cook, you can ring the service bell..."
"Okay, let's have something simple in the morning. I'll fry you two eggs, a piece of bread, and a glass of milk. Don't you rich second generations all like to eat like this?" I smiled and called the service desk.
, here comes the ingredients for breakfast.
"When the delivery guy comes later, go and greet him. I can't see anyone like this! It's so embarrassing! How can I meet my younger brother in the future when the gangster brother is dressed like this?" I complained.
Xue Xuening suppressed a smile and nodded: "Okay! Yeah! You hide it first! I'll go to the living room and wait!"
I sat on the bedside depressedly, hey, this wife is not an economical person either. Do you really think she insists on seeing me wearing a naked apron? The pattern is too bad! She is taking revenge! She is treating me and me.
Revenge of an unusual relationship... Woman, although she says she forgives you, she will always remember it in her heart... There is no way, it's nature!
At this time, Meow Meow came out of the bathroom: "Meow? Master, what are you doing?"
I said depressedly: "Your master Xuening is playing with me, how about it? Isn't my manservant looking so handsome?"
Meow Meow rolled her eyes: "My perverted master, my perverted master...meow!"
"Hey! Little kid! Even you are getting worse! Your little fish is gone today!" I threatened angrily.
Meow Meow's ears fell down: "Master~ Meow~ Master is the best... Master is the most handsome... Master is so handsome even wearing Hello Kitty's apron!" Then she stretched out her fleshy barbs.
His tongue licked my cheek: "Master~ dried fish~ dried fish~!"
Facing Miaoliimi who looked like this, I was scared: "Okay, I'll give you some small fish!"
Meow Meow turned over and pressed me down, licking my cheek and saying coquettishly: "Master is the best!"
This is a habit she developed when she was a cat, pressing on me and licking my face... When she was a human, this happy behavior was full of infinite temptation.
Xue Xuening pushed the door open and walked in: "Hey? You had a lot of fun! The ingredients have arrived, the handsome chef is going to cook!"
I walked to the kitchen with a stinky face and turned on the gas stove angrily.
"What? Are you unwilling? If you don't want to cook, I'll do it!" Xue Xuening said seemingly understandingly.
As soon as she said these words, not only did my expression suddenly change, but even Meow Meow's tail exploded into a mace - that was so scary!
Xue Xuening is beautiful, can make money, has a good temper, is gentle and cute...but letting her into the kitchen is definitely a strategic weapon-level existence! Last year, she wanted to cook on a whim, and that time Meow Mi and I squatted for three times in a row.
Damn it... Letting Xue Xuening cook is simply disrespectful to human society!
I quickly showed a smile and said, "I'm sorry for you. Your Majesty has been working hard day and night, so you should rest! Meow meow, I'll help you, Master Xuening, to sit down!"
Miaolimi understood Xue Xuening's arm and held her arm so that she could not break free, and gently pressed her on the chair...
I took a breath, the pot was hot, it was time to add oil...
Xue Xuening gestured at Miaolimi, and Miaolimi let her go. Xue Xuening took out a mobile phone from her bag and clicked it at my busy back...
The phone didn't make any sound, and I was still busy minding my own business, but I didn't know that Xue Xuening's circle of friends had turned upside down.
Xue Xuening secretly took the photo and directly uploaded it to Moments, leaving a message: "The man who loves you dares to wear a naked apron for you..."
"Fire Pliers Liu Ming"
"Sister Xuening is a good husband! She will rule the world for generations to come!"
"What a man!"
"Scum! The Longjing Man among men!"
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Chapter completed!