PS. Warmly congratulate the author on successfully getting out of singlehood. Today’s update is about vomiting blood.

At nine o'clock in the evening, two drunken men were lying in the yard, blowing the autumn wind, while sparks and smoke flickered under the moonlight.

"Dad, I need an explanation..." I said with a big tongue.

Dad glanced at me: "What explanation? What explanation do I owe you?"

"My mother!" I said viciously.

Dad lowered his head and spat: "What happened to your mother? Isn't she fine?"

"My mother is the God of Martial Arts! She is a Wushen in the Dacheng Realm!" I said depressedly.

"This thing... I don't know. When your mother married me, I couldn't beat her! At that time, in order to pursue your mother, I also entered college and became your mother's junior student." Dad said.

While smoking, I fell into endless memories.

"Your mother at that time... was gentle and quiet, and had a very beautiful smile. The dimples on your face were just like your mother..." Dad said with a happy face.

I stared and said, "Then?"

"I've gone there, I have to chase him! At that time, I was kicked out of the Yang family by your grandfather. I was no longer the eldest young master of the Yang family, so we had no money and no power, but your father and I had martial arts! At that time, your father

I am already an S-level master! I am so good at "Bad Sword Art" that I am unrivaled at the same level. I can be said to be a sideways walking existence in school! So your dad and I conquered the martial arts club like crazy.

Became the leader of the martial arts club..." Dad took a puff of cigarette and continued.

"The building is crooked! My mother! My mother!" I said eagerly.

"Damn it! Can't you just listen to what I say slowly?" Dad slapped me on the back of the head: "Your mother is a top student. She has always been ranked first or second in the department. There are countless people chasing your mother. Who can

Line up from the south gate to the north gate!"

"Then I relied on the martial arts club to interview the suitors one by one, and reasoned with them, asking them to withdraw from the competition on their own initiative - I won't go into details about the reasoning..." Dad said with an old face for no reason.

Red, but the moonlight was too dark and I couldn't see it clearly.

"I don't know how this happened, but your mother found out about it, and then your mother was very angry - after all, girls, it feels good to be pursued! So your mother asked me to learn this thing one night

My brother went out to talk. It was a... dark and windy night, which was perfect for the Hey Hey Hey Incident. Your mother was standing gracefully under the willow tree, waiting for my arrival. There were several gangsters lying under her feet.

.." Dad spread his hands and said to me: "It was all caused by your mother's hands that split the muscles and bones."

The father said helplessly: "Your mother came over with a flying kick when she saw me without saying a word. You know, I was confused when I saw your mother's powerful flying kicks. She has no foundation in martial arts."

No one can produce such beautiful flying kicks. I was knocked down by your mother without noticing for a moment, and then your mother removed all my joints with a small grapple..."

I opened my mouth and looked confused: "You...you were beaten by my mother?"

"That's right! That night, your mother used a total of thirty-six small grapples, seventy-two large grapples, splitting muscles and bones, and more than a dozen kinds of martial arts on me, and then asked someone to carry me to the dormitory -

-You know! Your mother actually pretended to be a brave passerby!" My father covered his face and told me about his dark history. This is a confidential matter in my family. If my father hadn't drunk too much, he would never have been able to get it out! Also!

It's because I got married today and my dad drank so much because he was happy, otherwise I wouldn't have seen him drunk!

If I came out with every set of these nonsense, my father would definitely put it in the coffin and not tell me anything!

"Then? After you were carried back to the dormitory?" I asked in a daze.

"Then? Recuperate! Do you know! It's your mother who takes care of me every day! Think about the sadness in my heart... Just tear her apart and take care of me every day. What kind of routine is this? I

Later I asked your mother why, but your mother never told me... Then I used my repaired hand to write letters every day - one letter a day, and someone gave it to your mother... Three hundred and sixty-five days.

It’s the same! Thank you grandpa, the Yang family’s collection of books is so rich, it’s like a library! I’ve been reading a lot since I was a child, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible not to do the same for 365 days! There was no Internet at that time!

"Dad said with a sigh on his face.

"You still haven't told me where my mother got her martial arts skills!" I said with a speechless expression.

"I don't know either! I couldn't beat her when I first met her! She didn't tell me for so many years... You also know your mother, she will never tell herself what she doesn't want us to know.

Come out..." Dad said helplessly.

"Well... what you said makes sense, and I'm speechless. But since my mother is the God of War, how could she age so fast? This is unscientific!" I asked.

"Hey! You really discovered it! I think your mother seems to have changed her appearance... She definitely looks much younger than she is now, and standing with your wife is definitely like sisters!" Dad rubbed his hands.

"Why is she disguised? She doesn't have enough trouble for one day. People are all desperate for plastic surgery to make them look younger. It would be better for her to first make herself look like a fifty-year-old old lady... Although she has

Fifty..."

"Who knows! No one can guess your mother's thoughts. I have studied your mother's thoughts for most of my life but I still can't understand it! Believe it or not, with your mother's current level of martial arts, it is not enough for us to tie her together and beat her alone.

Yes!" Dad said angrily.

"I believe it!" I nodded with deep approval: "Stretch out your hand to become the wind, and the God of Martial Arts will become a great success. I'm just kidding! Hey, by the way, have you entered the realm of Martial God?"

The father nodded: "If the realm of a grand master is to master martial arts, then the realm of a martial god is to master martial arts. The deeper you understand martial arts, the more unpredictable your martial arts will be. I once saw your mother feeding the hens, then

She grinds the millet herself using her true energy!"

"Are you saying that people in the Martial God realm will generate true energy?" I asked.

Dad nodded: "Yes, people at that time opened the key to their own evolution and climbed to a new starting point. Warriors are almost as written in martial arts novels, and martial gods should open up themselves if they continue to practice.

It seems that your mother has almost opened up the eight extraordinary meridians... What does it mean to reach out to become the wind? Every movement pulls the true energy in the body, which is to reach out to become the wind... You are still far away...

"

It makes no sense! I always feel that my father and my mother are more like the protagonists than I am! Why on earth is this? Anyway, I won’t be afraid of being bullied in the future! A father who has just entered the martial arts world, and a father who protects the weak and is a great martial arts master.

Mom! I always feel like my family is going against the will of heaven! There are only a few Martial Gods who can protect the family, but there are only two Martial Gods in my family with three people!

I patted my butt and stood up: "I'm shocked! Go back to the room and sleep!"

Dad smiled evilly and said, "Who are you sleeping with?"

My expression changed! Yes! Which one should I sleep with? This is a big question!

Flip the brand? This is too feudal!

Drawing lots? Forget it, they can castrate me...

It’s over!

Go to sleep by yourself!
Chapter completed!