Chapter 22 If you win, you will marry me; if you lose, I will marry you!
This chapter is sponsored by the author, whose military dream was shattered due to myopia--at worst, I won't go again next year!
I thought I could lead Miaolemi to escape successfully, but I underestimated the author's sinister level... In my opinion, the author is the pervert, and this guy won't bother me. I won't feel comfortable. If he continues
I decided to go on strike after mistreating the protagonist so much! The typing sister, Bi Chi, who is obsessed with pink, is not a good person either. She and the author, that bastard, worked together, making me live in dire straits and unable to live a peaceful life for a day!
Everyone should be prepared for me to be in trouble at any time... In the author's words, this is called the dramatic conflict of the novel. To me, it is endless trouble. A novel is a world, and the author's bastard God is absolutely
He is a top-notch bastard, and he deserves to have his books thrown off the streets!!!
"Hey? Isn't this senior Yang Mengmeng, the legend of the cos club? Why are you so willing to go back to your alma mater to visit? Is there someone in our Taekwondo club who needs education and needs Yang Daxia's help? Oh, you are tired of saving the world today!
"A girl walked towards me. She spoke like a gun and a stick, and her words were as vicious as if she drank half a pound of ink. Needless to say, anyone who came here could guess it with their butts.
, the only person in the entire school who could have such a big hatred against me was the president of Taekwondo for countless times - Comrade Little Pepper!
It's definitely not my style to not reply when someone scolds me. Back then, I could scold a shrew. How could the scolding little prince who roamed the Thirteenth Street in LC District be pushed to such an extent by a little bitch?
"Hey? Isn't this Mrs. Pepper? What? You can't bear the good teaching environment of the Normal University, and you just refuse to graduate? If you move the trees to death, people will move to live. You haven't stayed in this big place enough? Are you?
Sloth Tutor, lightning reincarnation, right? It’s been almost three years since I graduated, and you’re still hanging around in college? (Please refer to the Disney animated movie “Zootopia” for this joke) Your parents are unfortunate enough to raise a daughter to marry in college
Oh...tsk, tsk, tsk, what a pity..." I rubbed my chin with my hand and looked up and down.
By the way, this girl is getting better and better. She used to have short hair that was close to her ears, but now she has long, straight black hair. Has domineering female CEOs become popular in this world? Why do I see all these people looking so aloof?
I can’t help but sigh again, time is indeed a ruthless carving knife, turning hot peppers into ice peas (Plants vs. Zombies memes, there are not many authors who are so considerate as me, please vote more and recommend more 〒▽〒)
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"Huh? Do you think I'm you? Did I hear that Yang Daguan almost dropped out of school? I asked my grandpa to sue my grandma to get the diploma and bachelor's certificate? Xiao Ke is not talented. He has a master's degree and is studying for a Ph.D. - plus a part-time tutor, responsible
Regarding matters related to the Federation of Societies, if your cosplay club has any problems, you are welcome to come to me and I will help you if I can. After all, we are old acquaintances for many years...hahahahaha..." She smiled
She was very crazy, with a proud smile on her face. She spared no effort in attacking my old enemy.
The county magistrate is not as good as the current one. Now it is this woman's turn to take charge. It will be difficult to do the work of the cos club in the future. Her knife directly stabbed me in the Achilles' heel... This made me more determined to clear out the cos club and let the cos club be
Breaking away from the idea of a federation, this federation controlled by a woman can help my cosplay club develop!
"Woman, don't go too far! Leave a line in your relationship so that we can meet each other easily in the future." I gritted my teeth and squeezed out these words from my mouth. Damn it, when have I ever endured this kind of anger? If this had happened before.
He had already turned around and left!
Xiaojiao imitated the posture of the female star selling shampoo in the advertisement, shook her hair seductively, and asked with a smile: "Brother Yang? You said I was too much? Which sentence of mine was too much? Besides, even if I go too much, even if I go too far,
How can you go too far? One person singled out my entire Taekwondo club, so majestic! Do you know? My Taekwondo club is still looked down upon by others! Some people say that a group of us martial arts practitioners were knocked down by a tailor! Such a face
Who should I ask for? Who should I ask for?"
The more she spoke, the more excited she became, and she shouted out the last sentence. Many people in the club stuck out their heads to watch the fun, but she turned them away with one look - it seems that this little pepper is quite famous!
It seems that this girl has been driven crazy by me over the years. Some things are not gradually erased with the passage of time. Instead, they will ferment in the heart like old wine. The good ones will make people drunk, and the bad ones...
It can cause alcohol poisoning! Little Pepper may not have been happy in these years, maybe her defeat by me left a shadow in her heart, or she may feel aggrieved... In short, she finally remembers me!
This is a very dangerous sign. It feels very bad to be obsessed with a girl! Because no matter what she does (a verb used as a verb, meaning to commit suicide), you have to let her! If this girl likes you
You're even more annoying. If the two of you are in love, then that's fine. If a woman pursues a man... I won't say anything...
"We were all young and ignorant back then, but it's been a few years... all the old guys in our class have gone their separate ways. It's fate that we can meet each other... we can smile and let go of grudges... hahaha.
.." I rubbed the back of my head and laughed like an idiot, completely unaware of Little Pepper's increasingly darker face.
However, Meow Meow noticed that the woman was in a very dangerous state, as if she was about to go berserk and turn black at any moment... Meow Meow secretly tugged on a corner of my head, and pointed timidly at Little Pepper, who was covered in black mist.
"It's so embarrassing... (You can watch the second season of Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian" for this joke. You will get unexpected rewards)" I stopped laughing, spread my hands and smiled, and finally I had no choice but to stop.
Pretended obscenity and exaggeration.
"What do you want?" I took out the cigarette case from my trouser pocket, took out a cigarette, caught it with my mouth, lit it with a Zippo, exaggeratedly blew out a smoke ring, leaned against the wall and looked directly into her eyes, no
I asked him whether he was happy or sad, neither humble nor arrogant.
Don't ask me where I got this Zippo from a bastard like me. My girlfriend - uh... ex-girlfriend gave it to me for Christmas... I wrote her a poem... She
He gave me this gold-plated Zippo - the one with a sterling silver anti-lost chain. It's quite valuable. I heard that it's worth tens of thousands... I originally wanted to sell it, but later Zhao Yajing told me that they were a couple.
Yes, if my estimate is correct, my ex-girlfriend also has one, so I was reluctant to sell it and kept it for myself.
Little Pepper pushed up her non-prescribed flat glasses, smiled slightly and said: "Fight with me again, I win, you marry me... I lose... I marry you..."
Is there still a king's law? Is there a law? (This meme refers to the beginning of Xingye's Kung Fu) Oh my god! Has the female doctor really turned into a golden saint now? Is she really so worried about getting married? The motherland still has
There are tens of millions of bachelors! They are all starting to compete to find a bride! Why doesn’t she throw the hydrangea? That one will easily hit the top pick!
Chapter completed!