Chapter 17 Eating pie is equal to destroying the world?
Finally, Fatty and I reached an ulterior deal. Fatty must provide me with real-time information about Qin Hanlei and become our heroic undercover agent. He is working for the court, and the court will not treat him badly... Well...
Probably not?
After the exercise, Fatty and I were going to have breakfast. I heard from Fatty that the cafeteria of Imperial University is one of the best in cafeteria cuisine. The seven-story cafeteria is no worse than a restaurant! The first three floors are student cafeterias, and most of the food sold is
For snacks, lunch boxes, etc., the fourth and fifth floors are the teachers’ cafeteria, which generally sells stir-fry, hot pot and other meals, similar to restaurants outside. The sixth and seventh floors are the choice of high-end people, so you don’t have to worry about coming here.
If you have more money, you can basically eat delicacies from the mountains, seafood, birds, and animals as long as you have money! The environment is beautiful, the air is fresh, and there are also pleasing buildings such as observation decks, so you can eat like an emperor.
Enjoy!
Finally, I decided to blackmail the fat man for breakfast. Who asked him to learn kung fu from me? If he wants to learn kung fu well, he has to sleep with the master... Um, no... Well, as an apprentice, you have to be filial and filial to the master, right?
? Fatty doesn’t look like someone who is short of money. Can a child from an ordinary working-class family buy a top-end Alienware to play games? Fatty’s speaker is more expensive than an ordinary computer!
The fat man took out his meal card with a low eyebrow and said with a sad look on his face: "Brother! Let's eat something simple. You don't want a full banquet, right?"
"You can have this!" I said coaxingly, holding a toothpick in my mouth.
The fat man was so dazed that he fainted: "Brother! Can you stop playing with me? We are both students, so why bother students? The buns and pies are enough, how about that?"
"I want soy milk!" I said firmly.
"Let's go! Let's go if we say let's go!" the fat man said coaxingly.
The people around me were going crazy. They were looking at us and wondering - what are these two idiots doing? Are they having breakfast and are acting awesome? Are they trying to run away after a collision?
The two of us were sitting in the cafeteria. The table was filled with pies of various flavors. The fat man said depressedly: "Brother! You bought thirty-seven pies...can you eat them?"
"Would you like to bet?" I raised my eyebrows.
"What are you betting on?" Fatty said unconvinced.
"There is a flagpole in the stadium. If I can eat it, you can pole dance with your arms around it. If I can't eat it, I'll dance! How about that?"
"A gentleman's word!"
"Hurry up and whip your horse!"
The bet was settled like this. The fat man sipped the soy milk and watched me destroy the pies on the table. Not to mention that the portion of the pies at Imperial University was enough, and I felt full after eating ten of them.
Mudd! I can't lose! I swallowed at full speed, pie in my left hand, soy milk in my right hand. I ate and drank at the same time, and finally reached the extreme point at twenty-five cards - I couldn't eat any more!
The fat man gloated: "Lao Yang, I respect you for being a man! After eating twenty-five pies, you still dare to drink seven bowls of soy milk! You can do it, there are still twelve more, come on! Come on! Work hard! Work hard!
"
Looking at his mean expression, I want to beat him up! People can be mean, but it’s your fault for delaying my meal! My dignified chairman of the Black Dragon Group actually wants to pole dance with his arms around the flagpole? How could he do such a shameful thing?
?I can dance, but the image of the Black Dragon Group will be completely ruined!
When I looked at the fat man’s fat face, I couldn’t help but get angry. Damn it, you have to force me to use my ultimate move! I concentrated on my Dantian. Dantian is the gathering point of the muscles and veins. To stimulate qi and blood, I need to communicate with Dantian. In order to
I’ll fight this bet!
The qi and blood were drawn out by me, and I concentrated the power of qi and blood on the stomach. The power of qi and blood began to wash away the stomach and help the stomach peristalsis. What a joke, in just two minutes, my stomach was empty. Those stuffings
The cake was crushed and sent into the intestines! Yes, warriors are so domineering! Warriors are so awesome!
This is still the most basic use of it. Duan Yu and Qiao Feng, who have learned the Six Meridians Divine Sword, are drinking. They can use their true energy to force out the wine!
The feeling of fullness disappeared, and I looked at the pies on the table and smiled. The fat man felt an inexplicable feeling of anxiety and anxiety in his heart. Looking at the smile on my face, the fat man felt a thump in his heart.
The fat man put on a flattering smile and said: "Old Yang, how many years older are you than me? I have to call you brother! As a younger brother, I have to be responsible for your body! You can't work so hard! The body is the capital of the revolution, you
Such overeating will cause physical discomfort, which will affect health. If health is affected, study will be delayed. If study is delayed, the teacher will be unhappy. If the teacher is unhappy, his academic research will be affected. The teacher's academic research will be affected.
Affected, academic quality will also be affected. Some people will imitate his academic papers after seeing it. After imitating, the academic level of the entire China will decline, and foreigners will watch the fun and feel that China cannot retreat! If you fall behind, you will be beaten, and others will
Will bully China! Naturally, China cannot be bullied, so it will fight back. After China fights back, others cannot just stand there and be beaten, so they will gather a circle of younger brothers to attack China. China is not a country that takes it easy. As the leader of the third world, we
A huge wave was called, and finally a world war started. When a world war begins, someone will inevitably use mushroom heads first. If one country uses mushroom heads, the whole world will use them. Finally, the earth will enter a nuclear winter, and mankind will eventually perish!"
The fat man swallowed his saliva, drank a bowl of soy milk, and made a concluding speech: "Humanity has perished! Who is the source of all this? It's you! It all stems from your overeating! It stems from this meaningless
Bet! Isn’t it just pole dancing while hugging the flagpole? So what if you lose a few people? Compared with the demise of mankind, what is your personal honor and disgrace? Brother! Listen to my brother’s advice! Don’t eat anymore! It’s harmful to others.
It’s harmful to yourself!”
I was dumbfounded after hearing what the fat man said. His words were clear, fluent, and well-reasoned. I couldn't refute it - there was nothing wrong with this development line! I touched the back of my head and said, "This... I don't have enough education for you."
Do not lie to me!"
The fat man said sincerely: "You have to believe me! How could I lie to you? Stop resisting, the whole human race is behind you!"
Wait... I always feel like something is wrong! Why does my eating of pie have to do with the life and death of mankind? This damn fat guy secretly changes the concept! This language game makes him have a lot of fun!
I laughed and said: "In fact, the survival of mankind has nothing to do with whether I eat pie or not! Help me up, I can still eat! This little thing is not enough for me to stuff my teeth! According to your logic, if I
If there is no problem with your body, the world will not end! Okay, brother, get ready to pole dance! In view of your body shape, I won’t ask you to perform pole dance..."
Chapter completed!