Chapter 136: Grandpa Ji's Announcement
"Yang Mengmeng! Can you teach me how to practice martial arts?" the woman asked eagerly, grabbing my hand.
"No!" I pulled her hand away! Where is your mysophobia? Why are you ignoring it at this time?
"Why?" "Yang Mengmeng! Can you teach me how to practice martial arts?" the woman asked eagerly, grabbing my hand.
"No!" I pulled her hand aside! Where is your mysophobia? Why are you ignoring it at this time?
"Why?" the woman asked reluctantly.
I squinted and replied: "If you don't have enough talent, just practice Tai Chi for the elderly! You are already a fourth-year student, so what kind of martial arts do you practice? Martial arts are all practiced by children. They have been training their muscles and bones since they were young.
What did you do when you were a child when you were taking medicine to treat yourself? Stop wishing! It’s time to wake up! It’s good to be interested, but it’s bad to aim too high!”
The woman was dejected for a long time, and finally chose to give up. Finally, she turned around and left, as if she didn't want to stay in this sad place any longer.
Watching her leave, I smiled happily - she finally stopped pestering me... Just as the woman walked out, a girl in a cheongsam who looked like a waiter walked up to me and said: "Sir, please pay the bill.
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"Wait a minute? Shall I pay?" I asked, pointing to my nose.
The girl nodded: "When your wife left just now, she said you would pay the bill."
"Madam? Which of your eyes can tell that she is my wife? Does she really want me to pay for it?" I asked.
The girl nodded and said: "A total of three hundred and seventy-six thousand!"
"...Three hundred and seventy-six thousand? Is your tea made with gold? Is it worth hundreds of thousands without even taking a sip?" I jumped up and said, this is too ridiculous!
"The set meal that the lady ordered was a 6,000 yuan set meal. The remaining 370,000 yuan is the cost for you to break this tea bowl... This is a tea bowl from the Qianlong period of the previous dynasty. Although it was produced by a private kiln, it is still
An antique - we also sold it to the public a few years ago. At that time, a tea bowl cost 300,000 yuan. The customer's compensation price was slightly higher. After all, several years have passed and inflation has also increased." The waiter was reasonable.
According to the Tao, it has integrity and plausibility.
I looked at the decorations around me, and then at the two and a half tea bowls that I had cut open, and decided to pinch my nose and admit it! Ji Chunhua! You old woman! How dare you mess with me! From now on, we will be enemies when we meet!
Auntie's little bit of face is no longer useful... Wait? Auntie? Let's trick her first! Who told her that this is your best friend?
I took out my bank card and swiped out 376,000 yuan. I feel so sad!
I took out the phone and dialed my aunt: "Aunt! Your best friend cheated me out of 370,000 yuan, you can do it! If you don't care, I will handle it myself! Aren't you just a great scholar? Come see me.
Are you afraid of the Great Confucian? Even though I am not stingy, I even scare myself!"
"My nephew! Don't be excited! Tell me what you have to say! Why did Ahua cheat you for 370,000 yuan? What's the matter? Why did you rent a room with someone because you thought they were good-looking? Did you get jumped by an immortal?" asked my aunt.
"Do you dare to be brighter in your heart? This is what happened..." I finished describing what happened in a few words.
"Well...this matter is indeed her fault. I apologize to you on her behalf..." Auntie said sincerely.
I hesitantly said: "Just apologize and that's it? What's the point of arresting someone if an apology is useful?"
"What do you want to do? How about I sleep with you for the night?" my aunt said fiercely.
Her words frightened me into a cold sweat. I quickly said: "Can you speak like this? You are also the first general in the imperial capital after all! If your subordinates hear this, I will be targeted by various high-tech weapons!"
"Weren't you forced to do this by you little bastard? What do you want to do? Create a path!" my aunt said angrily.
"Tell that woman not to mess with me in the future! Your face is only good this time! It won't be of any use if the leader comes next time!" I snorted coldly.
The aunt said weakly: "I will try my best..."
"You are a mighty warrior, why didn't you tell her these nonsense?" I asked.
The aunt said depressedly: "Is it because I don't want to tell? It's not a big deal! At most, it's some historical secrets, and she can know it based on her status... The main reason is that her old man won't let it! His old man is on the ground in China
He opened his mouth! No famous martial artist is allowed to receive his granddaughter! Especially me - his granddaughter and I are still best friends! The old man interviewed me directly! He ordered me not to say a word to her!"
"So the old man is so awesome?" I asked.
"Hey? You uneducated bumpkin! Don't you look at who compiled your Chinese textbook? You really have a big heart! At best, I can make waves in the Ministry of War, but the old man can do it in the Sixth Ministry
If you can speak well, back then, the old man would have been the emperor's master! Do you think he is awesome or not?" my aunt mocked.
"Why doesn't the old man let his granddaughter get exposed to martial arts? This thing is very good!" I said in confusion.
"Think about it with your buttocks, how could a great scholar in this world let his own granddaughter learn martial arts? Just like Confucius couldn't let his son play with a sword. For many years, China has always valued culture over martial arts, okay?" the aunt said helplessly.
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"What you said makes sense, and I'm speechless - but why didn't the old man send me an ultimatum in the first place?" I asked.
The aunt said depressingly: "You were not even a fertilized egg at that time! It happened so many years ago! You should not know, it is strange that you know! In fact, your master should know about this, Dianxinglou's
The information is the most accurate!”
"Don't tell me about those grandsons in Xinglou! They recognize money but not people! This is the worst thing to be like!" I complained: "Okay! You tell that bitch yourself! Don't mess with me in the future! I have a bad temper.
good!"
"Can't you grow up a little? You're already twenty-six years old! Can't you control yourself?" my aunt said kindly.
"Okay, okay! Just like my mother! If you are okay, I will kneel down! I'm still busy! The director's new movie is about to start, and he has to go to Teito University for filming, so I have to accompany him...
..." I sighed and sat on the chair and took a sip of tea, and then it was sprayed out fiercely.
"What's wrong with you? Something went wrong in your practice?" my aunt asked eagerly, her emotions clearly palpable.
I wiped the tea leaves from my mouth: "Ahem...no...it's this tea...it tastes too bad! It's pepper, aniseed, onions, ginger, and garlic. I can't stand it."
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The aunt chuckled and said: "Haha...where have you been? Most people are really not used to drinking that tea, and it can be regarded as exclusive to the capital! But this craft does come from before the Tang Dynasty. This is how people drank tea in the past.
Yes, drink it in winter to keep away the cold. You can also try it, but the taste is really exciting!"
Chapter completed!