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"Damn it! My ankle is sprained!" I wailed, covering my ankle, while glaring at the deceitful and unscrupulous uncle: "You are already a quasi-grandmaster! Can you give me a little face? You can't throw a hoop even if you practice wire boxing.

!This is a foul!”

The uncle laughed and said, "Little bastard! If I don't use the Iron Fist, you still have to fight me! You were almost going crazy just now, and your eyes were as red as a rabbit... Do I have any deep grudges with you? We are just discussing.

, as for?"

I smiled and said, "You can't blame me. If you let me fight you with bare hands, you are definitely bullying me! You fight with me as soon as you practice boxing and kicking! It's not appropriate for outsiders to fight internal boxers, but you still use them

The tiger and crane are bullying me, how can I fight you if you don't activate your potential?"

"Boy! You are not good at kung fu, but you are very sharp-tongued. Who said that external boxing is not as good as internal boxing? Different paths lead to the same goal! If Huang Feihong hears your words, he will definitely climb out of the coffin and beat you! I can tell, you

Master's martial ethics are not very good! God knows which elder can teach a disciple like you!" The uncle said helplessly.

I put on my shoes and clothes and asked: "I've finished fighting and I've finished teaching. It's okay to withdraw... I've been fighting for a long time and I'm very tired - I'm wearing an iron cloth shirt and wasting food. I don't want to practice this the most."

It consumes so much that I don’t even dare to use it if I don’t have 3,000 yuan a month for food! It’s a waste of time between us, and you can do your girl’s ideological work yourself - my attitude here is just no good! If she pesters me again, I will

I'm looking for you when I'm masturbating. There aren't many people who have mastered Hong Quan like you. I can find you by asking around."

The uncle waved his hand like he was shooing away flies: "Go away! Why can't I have some virtue in my mouth? You would have been beaten to death long ago if you had abandoned the Republic of China! Martial arts is not popular, and someone like you can become a young master!"

I made a bow and walked away in a poop - very funny! You can carefully recall my appearance: medieval women's underwear, a pair of embroidered shoes, plus makeup all over my face due to sweating.

.Oh my god, I can’t even watch it! If I play for a while longer, I will definitely win. My uncle will definitely not be able to hold back his laughter when he sees me like this!

Sure enough, Miaolimi's first reaction when he saw me was to transform: "Ghost!"

I waved my hand helplessly: "Who is that? Does anyone have makeup remover? Get me some! We just had a fight and all my makeup was gone!"

Sima Liuli held back her smile and gave me a bottle of cleansing oil: "Brother Mengmeng, you look better now than before!"

I glared at her: "You deserve a spanking, don't you? I'll spank you again!"

Sima Liuli's chest bulged: "Come on! I'll let you beat me! If you don't beat me, you won't be a man..."

Gangsters are not scary! Female gangsters are scary!

I hurriedly kept silent. In the cos club, boys are a vulnerable group - this time the cos show requires only one actress and ten men. A woman will be shy if she is teased, but if you tease a group of women, you will only be criticized.

Tease.

I soaked a cotton pad with cleansing oil and wiped it on my face... My face became even more messy... Until the makeup was neutralized, I washed it with warm water. It was applied and removed, but I still looked a bit feminine -

-The shape of the eyebrows has not changed back! This trick is not something that happens overnight. Just do it like this first, and the worst thing is that you will wear it better.

"Boy! Go out and have some food! You are tired after playing for a long time. Uncle, please give me a massage!" The uncle shouted from outside the door with a loud voice.

The uncle's Tang suit was very harmonious with our cos club. The girls looked at him and couldn't help laughing - they regarded him as a veteran of the cos club!

"Okay, you're treating me, right? Can I take someone with you? It just so happens that I'm too lazy to go home and cook!" My Yang Mengmeng's consistent principle of life is to be cheap and not take advantage of the bastard.

!

The uncle seemed to be very talkative at this time: "Okay! Can you take it with you? If you think the girl is the best, you can take it with you. The uncle will not be short of this little money!"

Under the expectant looks of Sima Liuli and Li Xiaoxiang, I grabbed Miao Laomi's hand and said, "No, I'll just take my daughter."

The uncle looked at Miaoliimi blankly: "Young students! Do you think these are your children?"

I walked out and said, "Yeah, is there a problem?"

"No... no problem..." the uncle said hesitantly.

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"Waiter? Menu!" I shouted loudly and boldly, which attracted a lot of people's attention - this is a university restaurant, and the diners are generally quite well-educated. Mainly because I haven't been here for a long time, and I want to do it this way.

To commemorate my college days.

Meow Meow put her head on the table, wanting to prove that she has nothing to do with me - this cat's concept of honor and disgrace has almost been fully established, and it knows that what its owner has done is embarrassing...Why is my cat like this too?

Humanize?

The waiter came over in a graceful manner. Judging from his temperament, he had a scholarly air. He was probably a student who came to work as a part-time student: "Sir, what do you need?"

"Menu!" I said, crossing my legs.

The waiter handed me the menu and I pointed to a few dishes: "This...this...this..."

The uncle looked at the dishes I ordered and was very surprised: "Son, you don't have to save money for me, why are these all vegetarian dishes?"

I glanced at him, and then said to the waiter: "There is also this... If you don't want these, give me a plate of the rest..."

The uncle was shocked: "Grandson! Do you know that you are extravagant and wasteful? This is how you have corrupted the morality of the world!"

I drooped my eyelids and said: "Crying for poverty? Do you think I'm blind? Your Tang suit is enough to buy half of this store... Tell me about hardship and simplicity? If you can't afford it, don't do it!"

The uncle looked at me dumbfounded: "You really recognized me! Forget it, you can rest while I order the food!" Then he said kindly: "Let's make twelve Northeastern specialties -

That guy is from the Northeast and graduated from this school. So don’t fool me..."

The waiter turned around and was about to leave, but I stopped him: "Don't go, the wine hasn't been ordered yet - if you don't drink in the Northeast, you will be laughed at by outsiders. Uncle, can you drink?"

The uncle laughed and laughed: "Who is practicing martial arts and can't drink? Beer is as white as you like!"

I said clearly: "Sister, bring me four boxes of Harbin Beer 1900 - the twelve-bottle box will do."

When the girl saw that there were only four people on the table (meows counted as one), she timidly said: "Do you really need so many?"

I waved my hand: "That's all. Anyway, if you can't drink, you can withdraw, right?"

The girl nodded and went to the lobby to help us order food.

It still took some time to cook, but the wine was served immediately. I used my chopsticks to pick up the bottle cap, handed it to the uncle and said, "We men don't have to worry about the cup today. We can drink from the bottle like this. It's so happy!"

The uncle took the beer and said cheerfully: "Boy! Don't be angry! Let's go first!" After saying that, he raised his head and drank a bottle. I also raised my head and drank a bottle without saying a word.

"Hey...Uncle, I can't beat you with my fists and kicks. Just lie down while you drink! Little Pepper, don't drink...you still have to be responsible for carrying your dad back!" I teased.

The uncle said unconvinced: "Boy, do you really think you are a wine wizard? Just drink a bottle to moisten your throat, and you start talking nonsense? Don't lie down by yourself in the end, and you have to be sent back by this little girl! Oh!

...I don’t believe it, is this child really your daughter?”

I chuckled: "What? My daughter is pretty, isn't she? She's also smart! Her father, I can't get into Peking University and Tsinghua University, but my daughter will definitely get into it!"

The uncle grabbed a bottle of beer, opened it with his fingers, and poured half of the bottle into his mouth: "You didn't let your children practice martial arts?"

"What kind of martial arts does the little girl practice? Fight gangsters or bully classmates? She is not allowed to learn. Besides, if I want to accept a disciple, I have to get the approval of my master - I am different from you. You have a family inheritance, how can you pass it on?

There is nothing wrong with my child!" I replied.

"Hey... martial arts declined because of this reason... After a few generations, God knows which generation was killed and then lost... How many good things have been lost in the long river of history! Come on, take a step

!" The uncle raised the bottle of wine and said to me.

So we did it again...

"For martial arts...go one!"

"For the sake of Jianghu...go!"

"For the sake of the child... leave one!"

"For... pleasure! Let's go!"

"Stop saying anything...just do it!"
Chapter completed!