PS. The author is not perverted

PS. The author does not read the connotation jokes

PS. The author is a good person!

The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are so trembling... Do you remember my ringtone? I haven't changed it, this is still the same!

I answered the phone: "Hey? Mom? Gahaha (Northeast dialect, what does it mean)?"

My mother's chatter came from the phone: "Son! How long has it been? Did you deceive me and your father? Where is the promised daughter-in-law? You are twenty-six! The grandsons of the Liu Lao San family are all in elementary school, so you should hold on and be careful! Your father and I are still waiting to hold our grandson!"

I curled my lips: "Miao Mi is still in high school..."

"Can it be the same? Meow is your dear daughter? You suddenly took a girl home with a young and a half. Who can tell me this? Tell you, I will meet my daughter-in-law at the end of the month! I'm ruling, I'll arrange a blind date for you--tell you, a teacher like you is still very easy to find a partner..."

Listening to my mother for a while, I felt helpless. Are the older generation like this? I am only twenty-six years old, and I am in a great youth! Why do you have to bury the grave of marriage? I am a man with 41 flowers, and I am still a flower bud!

"Okay, okay, please don't be impatient. I'll communicate with your daughter-in-law now... There is a reason why your daughter-in-law doesn't come. Ah, if you have time, you should read more news on Hetai. The report on Xue Group is that your daughter-in-law is collecting dowry for the old woman! From now on, you always straighten your back and say to your neighbors--your daughter-in-law has prepared a billion dowry for your family!" I played Tai Chi with my mother in a quiet voice - an older woman...

I walked in the corridor with a sigh when I hung up the phone. One of my students looked at me with a lonely expression and was full of vitality. I couldn't help but ask: "Teacher Mengmeng, what's wrong with you? Why are you listless?"

This kind of friend-style dialogue is normal between teachers and students in our class. I am a person who is usually easy-going. As long as you don’t violate my discipline, I am a good person. Of course, it is not ruled out that when I get nervous, I always have two days to come to relatives...

I showed a smile that was even worse than crying and said, "Mom... forced to marry! Alas, it would be great if I were with you..."

The child said confusedly: "Teacher, are you not married yet? Don't you have a daughter as big as Miao Lemi?"

I laughed: "Children... having a daughter does not mean I am married. I am still an older single young man, and at most I have a girlfriend."

The child looked at me with a confused look of ignorance and confusion, expressing his confusion. In order not to pollute the child, I decided not to explain.

After I left, this child was still confused. He returned to the class and grabbed the recognized "first driver" in the class, "the true sacred light seed transmitter", and asked Comrade Xiao Fatty, a representative of the Department of Physiology and Health, and said, "Brother Peng, why does Teacher Yang have a daughter as old as Miao Lemi?"

The little fat man was startled and asked quickly: "Who did you say that Brother Meng is not married?"

The simple and kind child touched his head: "He told me that he said he was forced to marry by his mother..."

The little fat man gritted his teeth and sucked in the cold air, and he couldn't help but feel endless admiration in his heart - he is worthy of being a fighter among the drivers, the king in the dark night, the low-key and luxurious Pluto Hades, who can do anything unmarried and a woman, is really a driver's role model!

The fat guy explained: "That... Tang Xiaoyi... I'm not a buddy, I don't want to tell you, this kind of knowledge is really dirty -- but for your physical and mental development and the future career of picking up girls, I decided to be a teacher and popularize a taboo course for you--physiological hygiene. The universe is divided into yin and yang, and people are divided into men and women and brother Chun..."

I walked to the corner of the building secretly and avoided Meow Mi's tracking. She didn't know why she was particularly sticking to me these two days. It was autumn, and it was not the season of estrus!

"Wife! Are you busy?" I called Xue Xuening. This life of being together is really a bit fucked. Fortunately, I work in the ivory tower, and my mind can be purified every day - otherwise I will have to cheat!

Sometimes I think about why most long-distance relationships don’t have a good result? The main reason is that I can’t see them, so I can only have ambiguous relationships. (I explained, ambiguous relationships: Love is not Japanese) I don’t know if there is still a pure Platonic relationship now, but I really haven’t seen them myself, so I’m not optimistic about long-distance relationships. This is also the reason why I had to force Xue Xuening to make a choice when I left that city. Long-distance relationships are so uncomfortable!

"What's wrong with Mengmeng? My work here is almost over. As long as the final payment is in place, I can find you... What's wrong? I miss me?" Xue Xuening asked playfully, her demeanor of a royal sister was gone, like a little girl.

Don’t mess with women in estrus, you can only follow the hair: “Of course I miss you, isn’t it just a billion dowry? Why is it so hard?”

Xue Xuening complained: "It's not your municipal government, you have to raise the low price! Do you really think I am Yuan Datou? His land price is almost at the provincial capital!"

I grinned and said, "I really shot myself in the foot." If she told me about this, I would definitely be able to calm down the matter. We Shura would have purchased a lot of land while the land price was not too expensive a few years ago, and it would be enough to build a large business and leisure business center!

"Isn't that okay to change the land? I'll give you a piece of land, so it's not a lot! We won't play with the municipal government anymore, okay?" I asked.

Xue Xuening asked in surprise: "Oh? How much else do you have to hide from me? Why don't I know that you still have land under your command?"

"I've changed my identity! In you, I'm just an ordinary citizen who graduated from college and did odd jobs, but when I return to my territory, I'm a big shot, a woman, don't underestimate your man!" I teased.

Seeing that the biggest problem was solved, Xue Xuening smiled and said with a smile: "I understand, my little man!"

I was speechless. Isn’t it just two years older than me? What’s so amazing? A girl only holds a gold brick in her junior year. You are only two years older than me, and she can’t even hold a gold brick in her climax!

"That, my mother misses her daughter-in-law. Hurry up. If you don't show up, that slanderous old lady really thinks I'm lying to her! She's now starting to arrange blind dates for me! Sister, hurry up! I'm a teacher now, a rare item!" I said while wiping my teeth.

Xue Xuening asked with a smile: "Is there a suitable one? Do you want to take a concubine? I have no objection anyway."

Oh, I'll go! Just now, what do you think I will do? As she said: "Well... you are forcing me to have an extramarital affair. If you have you, I'll feel much more at ease. I heard that the leading female boss in Beiwei Province is pretty and it's great to be your sister!" I said half-jokingly, this is called getting a vaccination.

Seeing that I was not serious again, she threatened, "Dare to find Xiao? OK! Go back and watch "Smart Ikki"! Listen to the ending song more!" Then she hung up the phone, leaving me with a confused look on her face.

What does it mean? Let me be a monk?

That night I really searched for an episode of "The Smart Ikki". When I saw the ending song, I almost got scared. The music echoed on the TV was particularly terrifying: "Cutting chickens, cutting chickens, cutting chickens, cutting chickens, cutting chickens, cutting chickens, and auntie washing and leading the way..."
Chapter completed!