Chapter 97 Bringing the Cat to the Banquet
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"Get up! Stop sleeping!" I lifted Meow Lemi from the quilt, and saw Meow Lemi draw a curve in the air, then fall back on the bed and fall asleep steadily. Since the laborers of the Spades group carried the building materials into the classroom, the work of the Spades group can basically be declared over - Meow Lemi ran to my bedroom and flew with me for a while and slept beautifully.
I have the illusion of being prostituted, as if it was me who suffered the loss in that matter! I can guarantee that Meow Mi has never had sex with anyone or cat other than me - when she is in heat, I usually use a cotton swab to help her deal with it... I am not a beast, I am not a beast!
Meow Mi murmured and continued to fall asleep beautifully. Finally, I had no choice but tore open a pack of dried fish packaging bags. Meow Mi opened her big eyes: "Meow! dried fish!"
I patted her paws: "Wash your face and brush your teeth first!"
Meow Mi looked like Su Sanqi's posture was miserable and miserable. He turned around one step and three times, and was pitiful and crawled into the bathroom with tears in his eyes... Headache! Headache! It would be great if Meow Mi was still a cat! At least at that time I never worried about her personal hygiene!
Today is the day for a class reunion, so I decided to take it with me. She accused me of not fulfilling the obligation of a master yesterday. She said that it is shameful for a master to leave his pet and go out to play, and it is a sin that should be shot! Queen Meow is magnanimous and kind-hearted - the result is that she will not be treated as an example. She must take her with her when she goes out to play in the future!
When she learned that I had a class reunion today, she jumped up and pulled my arm and asked to go with me. I thought about it, I should be able to take my family with the class reunion! Besides, if I want to throw Lord Miao Limi at home, he will definitely tear down my teacher dormitory in anger. In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world peace, and to... Well, I don’t need the Rockets’ meme, it’s unlucky!
Meowed meow, with her hair disheveled, sat in front of me reluctantly, put her head under my hands, and handed me the comb.
Recently, I have been fascinated by designing various hairstyles for Meow Lemi, such as a young girl with double ponytails, a side ponytail with bangs, and a Barbie Princess hairstyle - a blond head of Meow Lemi is very suitable for Western style tying, which has a very little princess flavor, and the pair of cat ears... I can't be more cute!
I must solemnly announce that I am not a pervert - if you really want to define me, you can only say that I am a bad thing! Sometimes I always wonder why Meow Lemi has a blonde hair, but later I remembered that Meow Lemi's hair is golden!
Meow Mi looked at me angrily and folded her hair, combing it horizontally and turning it over... Finally, under my skillful hands, Meow Mi's long golden hair turned into a braid. Meow Mi always felt strange, maybe there were a lot of rubber bands on the braid...
I skillfully put on my work clothes... Actually, I also want to be more casual, but when I opened the wardrobe, I realized that I took out a piece of clothing from my wardrobe and it was all fucking formal clothes!
In desperation, I picked out the cheapest one. Although the class reunion has deteriorated, my buddy must stick to the hard and simple style and remain unshakable. I always think HaiLan Home costs hundreds of dollars!
Miao Limi obediently tied me with a tie. Since she learned how to tie my tie, she has tied it all - she has mastered more than thirty-six ways to tie my tie. Whether it is a Windsor knot or a Chinese knot on my neck depends on her preference. If she is in a bad mood, a bow woven from a tie may appear on my neck!
I have already retrieved the car. The strange experience of the past two days has taught me a profound lesson: driving someone else's car will bring you bad things! Whether it is the Volkswagen Phaeton with Little Four-eyed Yi Shuihan or the Enzo Ferrari with Loli Huang, they have brought me a lot of resentment - the car, or my own good!
Look, my domineering mount! The raised territory and the tough lines give it infinite ambitions. No matter how you look at it, they all exudes a man's metal line - this is the car that a pure man should drive! He will never play the loli yellow Ferrari again! He was actually hit by someone! Who dares to touch me? If you get angry, I will just press it over! It's so domineering!
I continued to play the true nature of a housewife and kept experiencing education: "After a while, you should remember the sweetest thing when you see someone about the same age as me. The man is called uncle and the woman is called aunt! If you see a woman in her forties, remember to call her grandma! That is your master and my teacher! Two generations older than you!"
"Don't call me master, remember, you Meow Mi is my daughter! I am your dad! Do you remember?" I instructed.
Meow, curled her lips: "The bastard who sleeps with her daughter...slag..."
Damn! What do you say to play? I was forced to do it? I accepted the victims, okay? Isn’t this society saying that men and women are equal? Why do I have to be scolded by cats if I was forced to push them...
For the sake of raising her for ten years, I am not the same as her! I am a man, she is a little girl... I want a broad mind... But Meow's mind is much broader than mine... Damn! Where did you think of it? Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!
Finally, Meow Mimi uttered impatiently: "Okay! I know! Perverted Dad!"
Hugh TZ... (Sense does not feel infinite pain and despair? Feels does not feel infinite desolation and sentimental state of mind. This picture is my artistic breakthrough. It can play the role of silence better than sound at this time and add the finishing touch. Have you seen those six points? That is not an ordinary ellipsis! That is the painful back when a person is desperate, that is running under the sunset, that is the lost youth, this is the art!)
Cherish life and stay away from meow...
There is nothing to say all the way, there is actually something, I don’t want to write, you scold me... (Okay, if you want to listen, I can list the keywords for you-I am about to write my graduation thesis, I always feel that I am in conflict with keywords)
Keywords include: ghost father! Perverted! Scum! Beasts! Beasts! Fourteen years old! ****, the old man pushed the cart... A broken bed, two people lie down, midnight, leaning on all fours, touching their fingers, entering the quilt six times, up and down, taking off their pants, it's hard to get away for a long time, it's very satisfying...
I said I won’t write, and you even forced me to write... I am a moral freelance writer! I will never be bribed by your rewards and recommendations so easily! Of course, you can kill me with rewards and recommendations, and I would rather die than surrender! Hum ^ω^!
Finally, Miao Lemi and I finally arrived at the destination of this trip - Kunlun Hotel, the largest hotel in Hetai City - also where Xue Xuening lives temporarily. The villa has not been renovated, so she can only stay here temporarily... (To be continued)
Chapter completed!