I am a graveyard that even the moon spurns.

"Inspector Xianchan, we have a request from Shuangli Palace."

Chanchenchen jumped down from the chair in the front hall, his face was flushed, and his forehead was slightly sweaty, which seemed to be caused by being provoked. He raised his head and looked at the housekeeper, and asked abruptly: "Can I bring the team members in?

The hateful, despicable villain we are arresting may be nearby!"

The housekeeper smiled and shook his head: "No, only you, Inspector Xianchan, can enter the Shuangli Palace."

"Oh..." Zhanchan Chenchen lowered his head in despair, and then clenched his fists: "Don't worry, if I really encounter that bad guy, I will definitely protect everyone!"

"Please follow me." The butler led the way, took off his boots, and exposed his little feet in white socks. As he followed the butler inside, he looked around curiously. The maids and guards who passed by couldn't help laughing.

.

After a while, the housekeeper led him to the corridor outside the courtyard, where two maids were guarding the door of the corridor. The housekeeper stopped outside and did not dare to approach, and motioned for Cicada Chenchen to come forward.

Xianchanchenchen ran all the way to the bright door and said in a naive voice, "Inspector Xianchanchenchen of the Statistics Department, please see Sister Shuangli!"

"come on!"

The two maids laughed and opened the corridor door. One of them reached out and rubbed his head. Chanchenchen angrily put on his inspector hat and walked down angrily, but this only made the two maids angry.

More excited.

Blue bricks pave the road, river pebbles fill the sides, and the sun shines on the sparkling swimming pool, turning it into a river of light flowing through the courtyard.

Several girls in swimsuits are playing inside, or are swimming vigorously, lying in the swimming pool, sitting on floating air cushions, or sitting on the shore and splashing around in the water. There are also trays floating on the water.

There is an ice drink on top, which makes it look like a refreshing summer scene.

Chanchen Chenchen covered his eyes with his little hands, but his eyes leaked out from between his fingers and turned around: "I've seen Sister Shuangli, Sister Shuiyun, Sister Chaoyan..."

"Raccoon slave!" A beautiful and plump long-haired elder sister walked up from the swimming pool like a mermaid. The glorious water stains almost turned into her long skirt, which seemed to be comparable to the sun in the sky. She squatted on the shore.

, waving to Cicada Chenchen: "Come here, come here!"

Xian Chanchenchen twitched the corner of his mouth imperceptibly, and then he walked over hesitantly: "The director taught me that boys should protect themselves when they go out and not get close to so many sisters..."

Before he finished speaking, the long-haired eldest sister reached out and pinched his face. While squeezing, she moaned with satisfaction: "So tender and smooth~ You are still so cute, Li slave!"

"I want to touch it too!"

"Slave Li, don't be an inspector anymore, my sister will support you!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuah, I'm going to lock the raccoon slave in the basement!"

"Why are you doing this? Let him go and let me do it!"

"How old are you, slave slave? Forget it, I like you no matter how old you are~"

Like a doll that had been ravaged by a violent storm, its hat had been blown off, its clothes, face and hair were all covered with water. Seeing that he could no longer hold himself any longer, he held cicada Chenchen and twisted around to get rid of their random hands, and then

Xiaopao hid behind the corridor door, only half of his body was exposed, tears welled up in his eyes, and he said with a trembling voice:

"I, I will never come here again! I am already in my twenties, you can't do this to me!"

The two maids in the corridor were already holding their stomachs with laughter.

"No, no, my sisters are too excited. Be good, slave slave."

"Come here, raccoon slave, we promise not to touch you!"

"Really, if I touch you, Sister Shuangli, I will be a dog! Forget it, if Sister Shuangli is a dog, just treat it like a dog. It's not me who wants to be a dog anyway."

Naturally, Xianchanchenchen would not go any further and said directly: "Sisters, when I was chasing a bad guy, I found him jumping into your yard. I want to search Sister Shuangli's yard to find the bad guy.

!”

"Hey~" The long-haired elder sister jumped into the swimming pool again, swam back and forth before emerging, blinked and said, "But we didn't see anyone coming in."

Xian Chanchenchen clenched his fists: "That bad guy is very powerful. He must have sneaked into the yard while the sisters were not paying attention. I don't know where he is hiding now. Maybe he is hiding in the changing room waiting to spy on the sisters changing.

clothing!"

The girl lying on the air mattress asked curiously: "So that person's crime is to peek into the women's changing room?"

"No, that bad guy is said to be a fugitive from Dongyang who fled to Yanjing. He is very vicious and cunning. Our Statistics Department finally found his clues and forced him into a dead end. Sisters came out quickly and asked us to hide him.

Find the bad guy in this yard!"

"No!" The long-haired elder sister lay on the shore and shook her head: "I don't want to let a group of stinky men search my house, unless they are as cute as you, the raccoon slave."

The cicada Chenchen was slightly startled: "But that extremely vicious villain..."

"We have been playing in the yard and we haven't seen the red-haired person you mentioned at all." The petite girl who was playing with the water suddenly said: "Maybe she has gone to other places and is not at Sister Shuangli's house at all."

Chanchen Chenchen blinked his eyes and nodded hesitantly: "It's also possible... then... I'll continue to hunt down the bad guys, so I won't disturb you sisters."

"Don't bother me, Li Nu, do you want to come and swim with me?"

"No, no, the director said I can't play with water!" Xianchanchenchen waved her hands repeatedly, and when he was about to leave, a cute little maid stopped in front of him, stretched out her hand, and there was a wrapped candy in her palm.

.

"Want some candy?" the little maid asked happily, looking at Chanchen Chenchen expectantly.

"Yes!" Zhan Chanchenchen nodded, happily took the candy, unwrapped the candy wrapper, and threw the toffee into his mouth, "Thank you, sister!"

The little maid rubbed his little head: "If you come again in the future, sister will prepare more candies."

"Don't rub my head. If you rub it again, it will make you grow taller!" Zhan Chanchenchen slapped her hand away with a dissatisfied look on his face and straightened his hat. But instead of being angry, the little maid started to giggle.

"Goodbye, housekeeper, bye sisters!" Xianchanchenchen said goodbye one by one, and then walked out of the mansion with his head held high. When the statistics department officer outside saw Xianchanchenchen's smile, he did not dare to speak at all, and lowered his head to follow Linu.

The inspector leaves.

When he was far enough away from the mansion, the childlike smile on Xianchanchenchen's face slowly disappeared. When he turned a corner and completely left Liuli Hutong, a residential area where aristocrats and rich people gathered, his expression was already dark.

Can drip ink.

He made a few gurgling sounds in his throat, squatted directly on top of the ditch, and vomited.

He vomited out toffee, food residue, and even gastric juice.

He vomited to the point of breaking his heart, sweating profusely, and even tears fell from his eyes.

The officers of the Statistics Department silently surrounded their inspector and turned their backs. No one dared to watch the petite child's anger unless they didn't even want to look at him.

When he was almost done vomiting, Qian Chanchenchen took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth, threw it away, stretched out his hand and said, "Smoke."

He put a lit cigarette between his middle and index fingers, took two puffs, choked and coughed, and threw away the good cigarette.

He doesn't know how to smoke.

It's not that he doesn't want to learn, it's just that the director told him that children who smell like cigarettes are not cute.

Cuteness, a trait he hates so much, is also his indestructible weapon.

In the Statistics Department, the only person who could get in touch with the dignitaries of the imperial court was his name Chanchenchen.

Other inspectors can't do it, not even the director.

But cute kids can do it.

Chanchenchen can be dissatisfied or refuse, but he will be eliminated.

There is only one reason why humans are willing to do something they don't want to do - for the future.

Even Cicada and Chenchen understood the truth, but he still felt very uncomfortable.

It's so disgusting to act coquettishly and cutely.

I think I am cute, but I am very disgusting.

I actually got a little bit of happiness from that kind of acting. It was so fucking disgusting that I opened the door with nausea and was so disgusted!

"I am...a...cemetery...that even the moon spurns." He looked at the melted toffee in the ditch and murmured in a low voice.

Cicada Chenchen clapped his hands, stood up, and said calmly: "Retract the team and go back."

An officer from the Statistics Department asked cautiously: "That criminal..."

"We can't arrest him. If we insist on arresting him, we will offend the palaces. There is no need." Chenchen said coldly.

When Shuiyun Palace said 'red-haired man', Xianchanchenchen knew that the palaces were deliberately protecting Qin Leyin - he didn't say what Qin Leyin looked like at all, but Shuiyun Palace pointed out his favorite

Obvious features, red hair.

Although I don’t know what trick Qin Leyin used to win the trust of the palaces in a short period of time, it was obvious that Zhanchan Chenchen had no choice but to retreat. It was also his fault. If it had been anyone else, he would not have been able to win the trust of the palaces at all.

I couldn't even see Gong's face, so he was rejected directly.

The Statistics Department was able to establish a great reputation in Yanjing in just two years. Naturally, it was not by building bridges and roads and doing good deeds, but by killing people and setting fires. Not to mention that the people did not like them, even the royal family did not have a good look at them.

.

It's just that there are too many rats in Yanjing, and the Statistics Department is a department supported by the late emperor, so it's inconvenient for everyone to do it. This is also the reason why Yanjing Baiye is getting stronger and stronger - in order to protect itself, the cat naturally has to let the rats eat in vain.

, can make the owner frightened.

But raising the bandits' self-respect is not the solution after all, which is why Xian Chanchenchen wants to frame Qin Leyin.

The hatred of touching one's head and pinching one's face only accounts for a very small part, and Zhan Chanchenchen would not go to fight with the Liwei for this matter. The reason why he worked so hard to force Qin Leyin to run to this courtyard is because
To be continued...