Chapter 1290: Two chapters in one(1/2)
I just started writing, and I will change it in two hours, please forgive me.
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"Hahahaha, Chen Ming, you are lucky. You met a evenly matched person when you got married for the first time. It seems that she can control you!"
The depressed Chen Ming watched He Li walk away, and was quite irritated and stumbled his hair. He felt a depressed aura refused to dissipate for a long time.
There was no choice but to call and talk to Han Zihe about his depression.
Unexpectedly, he told the matter honestly, not only did he not be comforted, but he made her laugh.
Don’t think that her laughter is pleasant and he can’t hear the teasing in the laughter!
He is not stupid!
"Han Zihe! You! Whose friend are you? Do you still remember it yourself!" Chen Rui was so angry that he shouted out Han Zihe's full name.
"Of course I remember! Otherwise, it wouldn't be possible to laugh at you!" Han Zihe rubbed his cheeks that had just been sore and said seriously, "By the way, is it the first time you've encountered a situation where someone was choking with words?"
"Hmph!" Chen Ming was so angry that he wanted to quit the phone directly when he saw that he was not sympathized with. Of course, he just thought about it.
"Chen Ming, what's wrong with you?" Han Zihe always grasped it very well. Hearing Chen Ming's anger, he stopped laughing at him. Instead, he analyzed to him seriously, "Marriage is something you are willing to marry someone; the child in his belly is yours, and you don't reject it yourself. What's wrong with you? Why force yourself to fight yourself like obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
"You can't say that. After all, it's not good to let someone down and bow your head, right? I never thought of finding a calculating partner." Chen Ming himself couldn't explain why he was so disgusted with He Li.
If you think about it carefully, maybe it is not called disgust, it is just that it is indifferent.
"Just as silly and sweet?" Han Zihe didn't expect that Chen Ming could say such stupid words as experienced.
"Silly white sweet, people are attitude towards life, not really stupid. To be precise, that is called 'simple, simple, optimistic!'" Chen Ming gave the standard and defined the "silly white sweet" in his mind.
"The 'silly, simple, optimistic' you are good at 'silly and sweet', but haven't you met it!"
“…”
Chen Ming, who was accidentally shot by a good friend, suddenly had the urge to ask himself" to "ask yourself" to "How could I find such a person to be a good friend."
"Chen Ming, I advise you to be more open-minded! People say, "Birds of birds gather together, and people are divided into groups"; there is also the saying "It's not a family, but not a family." It can be seen that when you two are together, it's because of fate!"
"Haha, that's why I'm good friends with you!" Chen Ming fired back bluntly.
“…”
Han Zihe was still unwilling to accept his words, and thought about it, and advised: "No matter what, since you agree to get married, you are signing a contract. If you don't say anything else, just fight for your two children, and you have to have a little contract spirit.
Chen Ming, don’t be that kind of scumbag you even despise!
Let’s say the old saying, as the saying goes, ‘Start it and accept it at the end’. Anyway, you also want to live a normal life. If you have someone around you who can manage you and who looks interesting in your words and actions, you should be content!”
"Satisfied! Contentment! Old friend, how many words you say make me content!"
Han Zihe has his own reason: "Satisfied and happy! Anyway, you know how can you fight against your two elders? If you haven't gotten married before, your brother doesn't care about you, but you can see it yourself. If you get married, you want to be irresponsible, how can your brother ignore it? If you don't count He Li and your children, there are three mountains above you. If you resist? If you really resist, you will feel the meaning of the real three-court trial."
"..." Chen Ming smashed his mouth and thought to himself, why is this more scary the more he said it!
Han Zihe was tired when she said this. No matter how many words she had, she would make her lazy and change it to a sentence, "You know all the good things about it... You can think about it yourself!"
"Hey! Hey! My mind is messy and I can't figure it out at all!" Chen Ming got impatient after thinking for a while.
Han Zihe: "..."
Haha, poor man! I don’t even know how to get into the wall and why I get into it. I just broke in a confused way. How could I be without being confused?
"Forget it! Forget it! If you can't figure it out, don't think about it. I'm overestimating you! With your brain and business, it's not clear. It's useless to think about it. It's better to just live your life stupidly! After all, it's rare to be confused!"
“…”
This means that he just lets him make do with it!
Tell the truth, Han Zihe said this, Chen Ming knew very well that she was completely out of good intentions.
However, being able to express such kindness like complaining is a skill!
"Why do you think you are talking to you? You are completely... asking for abuse!" Chen Ming rubbed his face, not feeling that his emotions had improved at all.
Han Zihe sneered: "Chen Ming, don't be in a blessing without knowing it. Think about your brother's troubles when he had a child was so thrilling! Look at you again, you will be a father without effort! Without comparison, there is no sense of happiness, you are content!"
"What does it mean to be a father without effort? What you said is like being a father like me!" Chen Ming didn't like to listen and protested, "Also, why am I in a blessing and I don't know how lucky I am? My brother was tossing for the first time, and he was full! He was worried about not getting pregnant for a month, isn't he idle!"
"Who told him to eat young grass? He is a generation older than Han Miao! Of course he would mutter!" Han Zihe thought of the always smart boss, who was like a different person after marriage, so he wanted to complain.
"My brother is hoping that the child will be disconnected when his IQ is disconnected, but I am looking at the child and being frightened when he sees it!" Chen Ming shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"You just think too much." Han Zihe advised him, "It's good to wait until the child is born! As soon as the child is born, as long as you are willing to approach, you can rest assured. You must have no time to think too much! A child can keep you busy to the point where you almost forget who you are!"
"Just scare me!" Chen Ming was so funny when he heard Han Zihe say this, "Is it more tiring to raise a child than to receive special training?"
Mr. Chu, who had been listening to his wife's call, thought he had a good say, so he immediately came over and answered: "If you are fully responsible for your child's day, you will find that in fact, receiving special training is a holiday!"
"..." Is it necessary to be so exaggerated!
"If you don't believe it, you can compete with your brother and try to take care of your nephew for one day. You will know whether the praise I just said was exaggerated." Chu Zheng heard the disapproval of Chen Ming's words, so he came up with an idea to instigate him.
"Hey?!" This idea made Chen Ming's eyes lit up, "Good idea! A good way! I can use my eldest nephew to practice my skills!"
Practice your hands?!Haha.
If Chen Rui knew his brother’s thoughts, he would definitely talk to him very kindly and politely about life.
"Good idea? OK, since it's a good idea, then you can find an opportunity to achieve it! I wish you success here. Well, is there any trouble you have there? If not, I'll just quit the phone!"
"Wait a minute!" Chen Ming hurriedly stopped Chu Zheng's words and said repeatedly, "You give me the phone number to your wife! We two good friends are talking on the phone, it's enough for you to listen to it. What's the matter? You also want to take the initiative in chatting with us!"
"Watching on the phone? Are you? Can you cook?" Chu Zheng curled his lips and put his phone on the coffee table, then stopped talking.
"Hey hey hey! Zihe! Zihe! Zihe! Talk!"
Chen Ming's voice came from the other end of the microphone, and suddenly, the smile on Chu Zheng's face slowly magnified.
After shouting for a long time, Han Zihe didn't answer. Chen Ming knew that this must be a good thing Chu Zheng did!
Humph! Don’t look at Chu Zheng’s usual behavior, he can’t escape his eyes!
He knew very well that Chu Zheng was completely jealous when it comes to Han Zihe!
"Chu Zheng, you answer the phone!"
"Chu Zheng, did you hear it?"
"Damn! Chu Zheng, you kid's ability! How dare you not answer my phone number!"
"Chu Zheng, hurry up. Now I will answer the phone, and I will leave it alone, otherwise I will give up!"
"Chu Zheng! You guy answered the phone!"
“…”
Chu Zheng hugged his arms and listened slowly to Chen Ming's vigorous jumping foot. The curve of the corners of his mouth and the curved eyebrows all showed that he was in a very good mood.
If so, if this excellent mood is expressed in an idiom, it seems a bit "satisfied"!
"Oh, Mr. Chen, didn't you want to chat with me just now? Why are you calling me?"
Chen Ming: "..." Nonsense, if Han Zihe was right in front of him, would he still have to talk to you?
"Old Chu, what method are you using to let Zihe avoid you?" Chen Ming also minded Chu Zheng's sternness!
"You are having sex with your two godsons and daughters, but Zihe is not allowed to go over and comfort him!"
"I said, isn't your father just a decoration? The children are crying, you go! You must mess with your wife? I think you just want to save trouble!" Chen Ming was upset for Han Zihe.
"Eh?" Chen Ming did not give Chu Zheng a chance to talk back, and slapped his forehead, suddenly realized, and said with a smile, "Yes! Am I still having my godson and my goddaughter again!"
"Wait a minute!" Chu Zheng's vigilance immediately went online, and he questioned Chen Ming very alertly, "Chen Ming, you boy, what does this mean?"
"How obvious I mean it! You don't understand? Then, to put it bluntly, that's right, if my elder brother doesn't agree to me practice with my elder nephew, don't I have a godson and a goddaughter! At that time, I will come to your house to volunteer for you and see the children for free! How about it!"
"I don't think it's so good!" Chen Ming said excitedly, but Chu Zheng was very unhappy. He muttered, "You think I don't know, aren't you just practicing with our children? It's weird to promise you! I'm not stupid!"
Moreover, he would not put such a person who subconsciously looked at his wife with ulterior motives in his subconscious mind!
It’s not bad to meet occasionally, but it’s often in contact... Then you can save as much as possible!
"What's wrong? You don't want this free one? Do you know how to settle the score?" Chen Ming was so happy that he had arguing with Chu Zheng. Didn't you see that the depression that had made He Li angry before disappeared in a short time.
"I don't know whether I will settle the accounts, but I know that I will definitely not be as good as you! Otherwise, I wouldn't be a big soldier, and you are a big profiteer, right?"
"Big Head Soldier?" Chen Ming immediately shivered after hearing this word. What a good guy, he couldn't even imagine the scene where these three words were placed on his head!
"Chief Chu, Grand Brigade, you are too modest! You are all accurate generals! Why are you still a big-headed soldier?"
Chu Zheng continued to be modest: "No matter how high the military rank is, I am also a soldier. Unlike you, you businessman, you are full of bad things."
"..." Chen Ming asked Chu Zheng to tell him, and he touched his stomach without realizing it.
But soon, he reacted, bit his back teeth hatefully, and slapped the hand that had just touched his stomach with one hand!
"Forget it, I won't say much to you guys! Why, your wife is coaxing the child!" Chen Ming was quite happy and thought that there was still some serious matters to deal with, so he prepared to drop the phone.
Chu Zheng also called in now and said, "Zihe has to coax it! Don't think about it coming out in a while! Chen Ming, is there anything wrong with you there? If it's okay, I'll just leave it and I'll call you too!"
After coming out of the quiet bar, Chen Ming felt that the sky seemed to have washed, and the sun became warmer and brighter.
With the effort to stretch, Chen Ming felt that his mind was particularly broad.
To be continued...