Chapter 73: Seeing the Bone Transformation Daoist Again(1/2)
Tiedun, who was lying on the roof, heard the fat man say that the person in the courtyard was the princess of Shang Kingdom. He was surprised and happy for a moment, so he jumped down from the roof, and then stared blankly at the disheveled Yin Ruonan.
Yin Ruonan was at a loss when Tieton saw him.
The fat man walked over with a smile, punched the rude Tieton lightly with his fist, and half-jokingly introduced him to Tieton, "This is Princess Yin Ruonan of Pingyuan, the sister of the current Holy Emperor. Why don't you kneel down and pay homage?"
Tiedun just woke up from a dream. He quickly patted his sleeves and immediately kowtowed to Yin Ruonan, "The third prince Tiedun has returned to the country to pay homage to His Royal Highness Princess Pingyuan of the Great Shang Kingdom!"
Yin Ruonan was surprised when she heard that the other party was the prince of Tuhui Kingdom. She did not expect to meet the prince of Tuhui Kingdom here. After being slightly distracted, Yin Ruonan smiled slightly and said, "Come on, it turns out you are the son of Tuhui Kingdom's King."
?Then your father should be the old fan Wang Tieku who suddenly returned to China?"
Tie Dun, who was kneeling on the ground, remembered that his father and brother had died tragically, and couldn't help crying: "My father is Tie Ku. I hate Tie Bu for poisoning my father, usurping the throne and treason, and sending people to hunt down our three brothers."
Man, I learned from a killer in Luoyu Pavilion tonight that both of my brothers have been murdered, and please ask Your Highness the Princess to make the decision for me!"
At this time, the fat man had already walked over and untied the acupuncture points of the little maid Li Lanqiu who was lying on the ground, and helped her up. Fortunately, Li Lanqiu was not seriously injured. It was just that the acupuncture points on his legs were tapped when he had a fight with Wei Fucheng.
.Before, Wei Fucheng saw that she was pretty and wanted to take advantage of her, so he didn't kill her. It was a blessing in disguise.
The fat man smiled and said: "I said Tiedan, stop talking, there will be plenty of time to talk in the future! Let's go quickly, we wasted a while here, Old Tang must be waiting impatiently at the Zhu Family Courtyard! Your Royal Highness, please
If not, you should come with us, otherwise if we leave, if this thief has hidden accomplices and suddenly shows up, who else can protect you?"
Yin Ruonan looked down at his torn gown and said with a shy face, "Okay, let me change my clothes first."
Yin Ruonan, who had washed her face under Li Lanqiu's service, hurriedly changed into a long gown and came out, only to see that the fat man had woken up Wei Fucheng and was squatting on the ground torturing the newly castrated Wei Fucheng.
"My surname is Wei. Out of my kindness, Fatty, I am going to send you to the palace to be a eunuch. From now on, you can follow Yang Jingzhong. What do you think?"
Wei Fucheng hated the fat man so much that he could only lie on the ground and moan in pain, "Shi Ke cannot be killed! You don't want to torture me anymore, give Mr. Ba a quick blow!"
The fat man slapped Wei Fucheng hard twice and sneered: "Bah, you're still a damn taxi? How dare a little thief like you call yourself a scholar? Do you know why the fat man wanted to castrate you? You little brat
How dare you dare to insult Her Royal Highness the Princess of Great Shang Kingdom? Let alone castrating you, even killing you of the nine tribes will not be enough!"
Wei Fucheng, who was lying on the ground, was shaking non-stop, with pain all over his body and fear in his heart. This fat man's attack was so cruel. Wei Fucheng burst into tears and wailed: "How did I know she was a princess? I want to know.
She is a princess, even if I die, I dare not come and steal her gems!"
Tiedun looked at Wei Fucheng lying on the ground. The expression on his face could not be said to be pity or regret. A person with third-level martial arts would not do too badly anywhere, just because he covets a stone and a woman.
Your beauty turned into a eunuch, why did you come to do this?
The fat man stood up from the ground and said, "My surname is Wei, I'm in a good mood today. If I don't kill you, you can get out! I hope you will change your mind and start a new life in the world from now on, otherwise I will meet you and do evil next time."
, Fatty is going to charge interest, so it’s not as simple as castration.”
The fat man pretended to smile charmingly and made a slicing motion with his hands, "Ling Chi! Do you understand?"
Wei Fucheng first heard that Fatty wanted to let him go, and then heard that if he was caught again, he would be killed. He was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split. He stood up and kowtowed to Fatty, "Thank you, Grandpa Fatty, for not killing me. I am Wei Laoba."
From now on, I will never dare to be a thief again! Be good, be good!”
As he spoke, he struggled to get up and run away, fearing that the fat man would suddenly regret it. He didn't even have the courage to attack with a knife, because the fat man seemed invulnerable.
Yin Ruonan looked at the back of Wei Fucheng stumbling away and sighed for no reason, "This man's martial arts is quite high, but it's a pity that he doesn't follow the right path."
The fat man picked up the hammer and said with a contemptuous smile: "Is he good at martial arts? He is just a useless snack! Let's go, Your Highness, let's set off now. If you can't walk, just find a horse to ride on. It's okay."
, Fat Master, I won’t laugh at you.”
Seeing that Yin Ruonan's face instantly turned ugly, the fat man knew that he had said the wrong thing. If Wei Fucheng is a useless snack, then Her Royal Highness the Princess cannot even defeat Wei Fucheng, then is he worse than a useless snack? The fat man said
He added, "He is a good-for-nothing who only bullies women."
Yin Ruonan snorted coldly and said displeased: "Can women be bullied casually? I heard that there is a woman in the world named Yue Lingbi in red. How about you, Jiang Bula, try bullying her?"
There really is no pot that cannot be opened! Only then did the fat man remember that the real name of this princess was actually Yin Ruonan. Later, her father, the late Emperor Huizong, changed her name from Ruonan to Ruonan. Why?
I just forgot that this is a woman who doesn’t want to be a woman! Fatty feels that she has been wronged. She must think that I discriminate against women, but I really don’t, Fatty!
The fat man scratched his head and said to himself: "There is only one Yue Lingbi in the whole world!" The atmosphere in the courtyard suddenly became awkward. Tiedun was a man who didn't like to talk, and stood aside like a piece of wood.
Don't know what to say
, Fatty suddenly misses Old Tang very much, Pig-headed Tiedun, people compare themselves to each other, it’s so irritating!
Perhaps to lighten the atmosphere, Yin Ruonan, who had a sullen face, suddenly smiled and said, "Jiang Bula, you saved the car today, what kind of reward do you want?"
Seeing that the princess took the initiative to change the subject, the fat man chuckled and quickly smoothed things over, "There is no need for any reward. Saving Her Royal Highness is the biggest reward!"
Yin Ruonan immediately looked at the fat man with admiration. He stretched out his hand and patted the fat man on the shoulder like a brother, "Oh, you didn't see it! Jiang Bula, you are good now. Not only your martial arts skills have improved, but your flattery skills have also improved. Ma
Is your fart so smooth?"
The fat man immediately climbed up the pole, with a flattering smile on his face, "Everywhere, the princess and your majesty teach you well!"
Yin Ruonan laughed loudly and patted the fat man on the shoulder again, "Jiang Bula, I really have you! When I return to the capital, I will tell the emperor and ask him to make you the Minister of Etiquette. Then let's set off, you are at the front
lead the way."
The fat man shook his head, "You can't be the Minister of Etiquette, Fatty. It's more like being the Minister of the Ministry of War! Let's not leave in a hurry. Who is the commander of the guards who will follow you out of the capital this time?"
Yin Ruonan asked in confusion: "The guard commander who followed me out of the capital is Sikong Jing. What's wrong?"
The fat man sneered, "This old man Sikong is so bold and bold that he left the princess here. If I hadn't gotten lost tonight, the princess might have been killed by a gangster! If something happened, would this old guy dare to return to the palace?
Are you going in? I’m afraid your house will be confiscated and your family will be wiped out, right? You’re such an old fool!”
The fat man turned back to look at Li Lanqiu, and said with a joking face: "Your Highness, Princess, is coming with us, so just leave Li Lanqiu here and report the news to that old fool Sikong Jing."
Li Lanqiu was frightened to death by the fat man's words. She held onto Yin Ruonan's hand and refused to let go, crying: "Princess, take me away. I'm afraid of the dark, so I want to go too!"
Yin Ruonan hit Li Lanqiu hard on the head, dumbfounded, "Li Lanqiu, you are such a big pig, you can believe this! How could we leave you here? Jiang Bula, this bad guy, is obviously
I’m scaring you!”
Seeing that Li Lanqiu was so frightened, the fat man laughed loudly, "Go get a pen and paper and leave a letter for the old fool, otherwise the old guy will come back tomorrow and not see the princess. He will only see blood stains on the ground.
Are you scared out of your mind? Damn it, this old guy is getting more and more confused as he gets older!"
Yin Ruonan nodded in agreement and wrote a letter in person to Sikong Jing, asking him to come back to the Tang Family Courtyard in Shibanqiao tomorrow to find someone. The fat man picked up a dart from the ground and nailed the letter to the table in the room.
Only then did he go out and hurried to the Zhu family courtyard.
After the battle, Li Lanqiu lost strength and could not walk. The fat man simply asked Tiedun to carry her. Li Lanqiu was still a little shy. Yin Ruonan sneered and said: "We are all children of the world, what is there to be shy about? It's good if someone is willing to carry you! Besides,
If you were shy, you should have stayed in the palace and not come out with me!"
Li Lanqiu had nothing to say, so he could only lie on Tiedun's back. The fat man found the right direction, took the lead, and led the three of them to the Zhu Family Courtyard on Tongcheng Street. After being delayed for so long, he hoped that the old man who had already arrived would
Don't worry and they are going crazy.
After two cups of tea, the fat man and his four friends arrived near the Zhu Family Courtyard. They saw a night market nearby, and some people were drinking and eating meat at the roadside stalls. Tiedun put Li Lanqiu down and squatted on the roadside, panting.
Like a dog, Li Lanqiu felt sorry for herself and patted Tiedun on the back gently.
Tieton smiled stupidly. It was the first time he had such close contact with a girl. When no one was paying attention, Tieton secretly smelled his hand. Well, it really smells good!
The fat man put down the hammer and stood on the roadside, looking around. He saw no unusual movement in the Zhu family courtyard. It seemed that Old Tang and the others had not made a move yet. The fat man breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, someone patted his shoulder from behind, and the fat man was frightened.
He jumped, and quickly looked back. It turned out that Tang Jiusheng was standing behind him with a knife on his back. The fat man stroked his chest, "I'm scared to death, Fatty. Old Tang is scary, scary to death!"
Tang Jiusheng asked the fat man, "Fat man, did you have diarrhea and couldn't pull up your pants, or did you say you were lost? You've been walking for so long?"
The fat man chuckled and said: "Old Tang, you are so clever! Oh, it would be a pity if you didn't set up a stall to tell fortunes. Didn't I get lost, Fatty? No, I got lost and abducted a princess, and by the way
Did you bring back a pretty girl?" As he spoke, he pointed at Yin Ruonan and Li Lanqiu.
Tang Jiusheng was confused, "What princess?" He looked at Yin Ruonan carefully, thought for a moment, and suddenly thought, "Oh, I remembered, this is the scholar who showed off the blue gem for a long time at the auction. She is Sheng
Brother’s distant relative. What? She’s still a woman?”
The fat man quickly introduced, "Old Tang, this is the emperor's sister, Princess Yin Ruonan of Pingyuan. Your Royal Highness, this is my buddy Tang Jiu Sheng, the youngest son of Imperial Master Tang. He defeated the demon Zhu Tianba two days ago.
He is the one who is famous in the world, and now Old Tang is the boss of our group."
Yin Ruonan looked Tang Jiusheng up and down, and said in an old-fashioned way: "Are you the Tang Jiusheng from Mr. Tang's national teacher's family, who was admitted to Jiangnan Dao Yayuan? Well, you look quite handsome! Especially those good-looking eyes,
You are so spirited! I heard that you are very good at martial arts? Hey, as a civil servant, why don't you come over to pay homage to me when you see me?"
Seeing Yin Ruonan laying out the princess's profile in front of him, Tang Jiusheng clasped his hands on his chest, stared at Yin Ruonan's breasts, and then nodded with satisfaction, "Princess Pingyuan, well, she is indeed a bit flat. Your Majesty is wise,
This title is very practical!”
This bastard! He stared at his own breasts when they met. Yin Ruonan was so angry that she almost drew her sword and struck someone, "You! Why don't you come over to pay homage to me as soon as you see this princess?"
Tang Jiusheng had no expression on his face, "Visiting? Why? Because you are Princess Pingyuan? Don't you know that our Tang family has a gold medal given by the emperor, and we don't even have to kneel down to see the emperor? Last time I met Yin Chun, the king of Lingnan, he knelt down to worship me.
Is this the case, Fatty?"
The fat man was a little embarrassed when he saw the two people at war with each other. He touched his nose and said, "This happened, this happened, and I was there at the time. Old Tang was so majestic at that time that Yin Chun had to kneel down."
Yin Ruonan looked disdainful, "Bah, how can a little prince from Yin Chun compare with this princess? He will have to kneel down when he sees me!"
Tang Jiusheng said "Oh" with an expression of sudden realization, "Then the gold medal given to us by the Tang family says 'I am here in person', does that mean that you, the princess, also have to kneel down and worship?"
Yin Ruonan was furious and his eyebrows stood up, "The emperor is my brother. I don't even kneel down when I see him. How can I kneel down for a small gold medal?"
Tang Jiusheng sneered: "If you shout louder, it's best to let the people in Huzhou know that Princess Yin Ruonan is here! Tsk, what a grand style and majesty! Let me tell you, don't think that you are a princess.
I won't accept that if you put it on display in front of me!"
"You!" Yin Ruonan was so angry that she couldn't speak. Li Lanqiu, who was patting Tiedon on the back, came over and stood in front of the princess, pointing at Tang Jiusheng's nose, "Tang Jiusheng, you, you are not allowed to bully Her Highness the Princess.
To be continued...