Toad said: "You originally had his pen, do you remember?"

Chen Lu said: "Remember, why don't you remember? It's because you are jealous of the many magic weapons I have. I don't know where I threw them all."

Toad said: "You still hate me now?"

Chen Lu felt that the old toad was a little different today, so he did not dare to tease him and said, "Master, now I understand."

"That's good, then throw away this broken bead. And your broken sword."

Chen Lu smiled and said, "Master, please spare my life."

The toad said: "It's not me who wants your life, it's your broken things that want your life. Stop talking nonsense and come with me."

The toad floated up, and Chen Lu followed. Once in the air, there was a chaotic world in front of him. He couldn't open his eyes at all. He just felt like lightning, passing through the moon sky, and arrived at a destination. Flowers bloomed and green trees grew.

In the shade, there are flocks of white cranes, and birds and animals are walking around, all bowing their heads. Looking around, there are auspicious clouds and mist, it is indeed a good place to go.

The two stopped in the air and saw a courtyard. Chen Lu looked around and saw that it was a palace. They saw a majestic palace with red walls and yellow tiles, connected by roof ridges, and there were endless layers. In the courtyard, rare birds and animals were leisurely strolling in the courtyard.

Strolling. The charming and beautiful women come and go, walking with various manners, and the pedestrians come and go, with the spirit of immortals, and the elegant steps of Zhu Lu, showing the graceful style.

Chen Lu was stunned. After living for forty-eight years, he understood for the first time what the Immortal Cave was. Just as the two of them were about to descend in the air, green energy shot up into the sky. The two of them fell back several feet and fell into the dust.

Toad said: "Zicheng remember, no matter where you go in the world from now on, don't go up in the air, or you may hurt yourself. You can't go up here anymore, both in the air and underground are within the power of the eight guardians.

Once you enter by mistake, you will be shattered into pieces."

Chen Lu judged that this might be what the world calls a dragnet. He subconsciously looked at the sun and felt that it was right next to him, as if it was a huge burning fireball, bigger than this palace. Chen Lu's eyes straightened.

But what surprised him even more was that there was no heat at all, which was very similar to the four seasons in the world. He wondered whether the sun was artificial.

What is unexpected is that he can also tell the time. Chen Lu judged that it was already the beginning of the hour. Looking at the master, he had disappeared. He could only hear his voice in the air: "Bring the bad disciple Chen Zicheng to pay homage to the Holy Mother."

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He didn't hear any reply. Chen Lu looked at the door and saw that there was no plaque. This was really unexpected. Which government office doesn't have a plaque? It seems that he has never seen anything like this.

While he was thinking wildly, an eight-legged giant beast floated out from the gate. It had four horns on its head. It was about two people in height and more than three feet long. Although Chen Lu was panicking, thinking about it, this was a fairy cave.

What danger would there be? What's more, the master is right next to him, and he has the courage to say: "Hey, big guy, you look so majestic! What do you call me?"

The giant beast opened its eyes and stared blood red, grinned its mouth wide, exposed its fangs, and seemed to be smiling at Chen Lu.

Chen Lu said: "Oh my god, are you laughing? It's so ugly. How can it be uglier than crying?" He thought it should be like the golden unicorn in Lobby Mountain, carrying him to see the Holy Mother, and said: "Let's go.

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This giant beast came over. Unexpectedly, it opened its huge mouth and swallowed Chen Lu in one fell swoop. It was so fast and lightning fast that Chen Lu couldn't even react. Chen Lu closed his eyes.

, it's over now, I really have to go back to the road to hell today, just in time to make him turn upside down. But when I think about it again, I can't come back, and there is no trace of my body.

While he was thinking wildly, "You're here." A booming voice came. Chen Lu opened his eyes. He was sitting in a car. The seat was covered with brocade mattresses. There was a tea table in the middle with a cup of tea on it. The tea was still simmering.

With heat.

Someone spoke outside: "Are you the one who wants to see the Holy Mother?"

Chen Lu said: "The deputy envoy of the mission to the west from Tianchao, Shifang Yuanzun, is suave and charming, with a scumbag appearance, thick eyebrows and big bags under the eyes. Chen Lu is loved by everyone and is eaten by giant beasts. Chen Zicheng pays homage to the Holy Mother."

As he spoke, he knelt down.

"Don't kowtow here, do you want to kill me?" There was another loud voice.

Chen Lu was angry: "This means that I am still in your belly. How is it possible? Who can put these good things in your belly? What is in your belly? It makes me sick just thinking about it. Look at all the places in this world

, especially humans, who feel that smooth and smooth skin is not enough. They also have to wear gorgeous clothes, but what is inside? What the hell, full of goods. People also like to curse, cow shit has a smooth surface. Think about it.

To think this person is as cute as cow shit."

Chen Lu talked about such a large set of theories, but no one paid attention to him. There was no movement outside for a long time. Are you shocked by his theory?

Chen Lu said: "Hey, Holy Mother, I have traveled thousands of miles to come to this fairyland of yours. Are you really not going to let me see my true face?"

Someone said: "We are all watching you. What do you want from the Holy Mother?"

Chen Lu said: "My old man is a heavyweight in the world. I usually hear that the Virgin Mary is as beautiful as a fairy. Oh, I'm sorry, there is something wrong with that. She is a fairy in the first place. Everyone loves her, but it's not okay to say this. I can't.

Let Sam, that little cherry bastard, fall in love with you, and you will be enlightened and live forever. But when you ask me about my old man, the Holy Mother doesn't recognize you. It's so disrespectful to me.'

"Stop, stop, what on earth are you going to say?"

"The Holy Mother is said to be the most enlightened, but my old man went to the underworld yesterday and saw Sam. I would like to ask the Holy Mother to explain it."

"Who is Sam?"

Chen Lu quit: "First tell me who you are? You come so far away, you can't see anyone, and even ask questions for others, how come you act like some celebrities and let me down, a big fan, a tightrope?"

My old man refuses to answer, so send me back now. Tomorrow the whole world will know how Our Lady of Taiyuan rejected an upright fan and steel wire."

"Come out." This time it was the same loud voice.

Chen Lu felt a glimmer of light, and before he could react, he was already sitting in a hall. Except for the small table in front of him and a cup of tea he had drank a few sips of, there was no furniture in the entire hall, making the room look particularly empty.

swing.

There was no one in sight except Chen Lu.

"Speak." It was a woman's voice, a woman's voice to be precise.

Chen Lu said: "I want to see the Holy Mother."

"This is me." This was obviously the voice of a young girl, with a soft and graceful voice.

Chen Lu laughed loudly and said: "I am recognized as the ancestor of liars in all directions in the world. The best liars are bad, and the good liars are lame. How dare you come to liar me?"

"Chen Zicheng, how can you talk to the Holy Mother?" An angry shout came from inside, followed by a majestic voice.

Damn it! He is really the boss. He didn’t dare to question it anymore and said: “It’s really not my fault. I thought the Holy Mother should be an old lady. Who would have thought she would be a young girl? Listening to this voice, she must be a beautiful woman.”

Girl, my old man has one wife and twelve concubines, all of them are as beautiful as gods. Compared with the voice of the Holy Mother, they all look like lions from the east of the river."
Chapter completed!