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Sixty-six, fool Zen master

This lesson was mixed with cynicism, and people on both sides became angry. A skinny old man standing under the throne yelled: "I'm going to kill you!" He held a willow branch in his hand and threw it at Chen Lu.

Chen Lu secretly sneered, what kind of weapon was this? He looked calmly and saw that the willow branches came to Chen Lu in an instant, turned into big trees, and came overwhelmingly towards Chen Lu. Chen Lu

He was shocked and turned pale, and quickly clapped his right palm, "The Heavenly Steps in the Ten Directions of the World" triple.

Everyone saw a yellow light against several willow trees. The willow trees shook their branches and leaves, and became smaller and smaller, turning into a green light. It mixed with the yellow light, and the sound of fighting was heard from time to time. After a while, Chen Lu

Seeing the yellow light, I felt a little tired.

Chen Lu just tested it to see that the other party's skills were extraordinary. He secretly exerted force, and a burst of orange light flew out. Hearing the sound of a big tree falling, the skinny old man screamed, spurted out a mouthful of green liquid, and fell to the ground.

Soon it turned into a dry willow tree.

So he is dead? Chen Lu looked at it with a smile and said: "You die just to speak more, and you become a ghost because you are strong. Just stay well and be like them, otherwise you will be fine! Why are you trying to be a hero? Hey

, my old man can’t bear it.”

Zen Master Wumu smiled instead of getting angry and said, "You really didn't lie to me, it's a good practice."

Chen Lu said: "There are so many good things, but they all belong to others. What is it when we take away someone's love, especially by force? It's not a thing, especially you, why do you call me a Zen master? I'm really ashamed of you.

, don’t say you know me when you go out from now on.”

The Zen master said: "There is no need to use your words. If I were not thinking about your skills and sword techniques, I would have killed you long ago. Come on, bring me here."

Before he finished speaking, the monster ran in with Li Xian in its mouth. Its fangs had bitten into Li Xian's back, and blood was already oozing through the thick cotton clothes.

Chen Lu became anxious and said, "Hey, if you don't play like this, what will you do?"

Zen Master Wumu said: "You agree to my two conditions, and I will let the forest dogs take you back. Otherwise, your man can feed my forest dogs first."

Damn it, this is just a dog. Who has ever seen a dog more than one foot long? This is a demon dog, kill him. Chen Lu secretly used his anger.

"You don't have to misunderstand. You have already learned about the forest dog. Its movements are much faster than you expected. If it doesn't work, just try it. I can guarantee that before you hit it, it will kill your boss first.

That is, your ambassador."

Chen Lu really learned the lesson, and before he could react, the demon dog swallowed his horse. But through the words of this Zen master, he understood that these people did not know that this was not the case.

Li Da.

He smiled and said: "To tell you the truth, our lieutenant-general has already led the delegation to the west. It doesn't matter whether we go back or not. I really don't know what to say. I can only give you a new

"Don't call me Zen Master, just a fool. Oh, that's not polite, just call me a fool Zen Master."

"You are just a child, I can't be fooled by you. You don't know, do you? We have already found out that Li Da is the envoy. Who is the fool? It's a good name, keep it to yourself."

People on both sides laughed a few times as if applauding.

Chen Lu smiled and said: "You are right, Li Da is the envoy. But I tell you, this person is not Li Da."

"Hehe, just make it up. This is the envoy I personally brought for you." His tone of voice no longer had the same confidence as before.

Chen Lu said: "Well, let Han Liu'er do the talking."

The Zen Master waved his hand, and the forest guard dog brought Han Liu'er in again. The Zen Master asked, "Who is this person?"

Han Liuer said with a sad face: "It's Mr. Li Xian, the deputy envoy."

Everyone in the hall looked surprised. Chen Lu said: "I didn't lie to you, did I? How about it? So it's useless for you to kill us, it will be a waste of your Yin stallion."

The Zen master said: "No matter who it is, Li Da or Li Xian, if you don't agree, just feed our forest dogs."

Chen Lu said seriously: "It's up to you. Human meat is best steamed and eaten."

"What, have you ever eaten human flesh?"

Chen Lu was still talking nonsense seriously: "I tell you responsibly, I have eaten all kinds of meat, and I am not interested in you monsters and weirdos, otherwise I would have tasted it long ago. Hey, stupid Zen master,

I, the old man, will discuss it with you. It is a pity for such a big person to feed dogs. Leave their hearts to me. I will take it to honor the master and eat it with vinegar. It will taste delicious."

This ridicule completely angered Zen Master Wumu. He flew into a rage and said, "I have tolerated you for a long time. I will steam this Li Xian first, and then eat this piece of shit Pingzhang."

Okay, I'm just waiting for your words. Chen Lu said: "Wait, stop, how about it? Have you exposed your flaw? Foolish Zen Master, you have really been deceived by others. I

I'm not teasing you anymore. Let me tell you the truth. I have reached the fifth level of the Heavenly Steps in the Ten Directions of the Universe. I don't even know how to achieve it myself, and I can't teach you at all. Someone wants my life, and you are being treated like a fool.

The gun was used."

"How did you know?"

"There is nothing that my old man doesn't know. I know astronomy, geography, three tombs and five scriptures, eight ropes and nine hills..."

"Stop, stop, answer directly."

"Okay, you're a boring person. Let me show off. I suspected this from the beginning, but I'm not sure. The word "Pingzhang" you said is solid. Now there is no such official title in the Celestial Dynasty, only that.

The demon thief still calls me that, have you seen this demon thief?"

"To tell you the truth, I didn't see this person. He sent me the message, but he didn't tell me whose idea it was."

It's really a haunting thing, and it keeps changing its tricks to entertain me. Chen Lu thought of this and said loudly: "You don't have to think about it. You will have to pay back sooner or later. Once you kill us and make a big mistake, you still have to repair it."

What kind of fairy? Our Lady of Taiyuan will definitely make you shatter into pieces and be crushed under the North Sea to become a ghost. I advise you to rein in the situation now and let us go. I am not the same as you, so just pretend that nothing happened."

Before the Zen master could speak, there were voices from both sides criticizing Chen Lu. They were all waiting for this "Heavenly Step in the Ten Directions of the World". The Zen Master waved his hands to silence everyone and said, "You saw it, this is everyone's opinion. I am a person

It's very democratic. You can make a decision quickly as to which way to go. I can count dozens of times."

"We all play this, is there anything new?"

"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"Let me think about it." Chen Lu was already impatient when he saw the forest guard dog. Li Xian and Han Liu'er had already fainted from fright. These two guys were just born to faint for fun.

. At this critical moment, a green bamboo stick hit the demon dog on the head, and the demon dog fell to the ground with a scream.

The familiar voice in the air reached Chen Lu's ears: "Husband, save him, he is our son Guanyin Nu. If you hold on a little longer, it will be dawn. As long as you recite the spell of sheathing the sword, the Qinglong Sword will

Come back to your waist, don't show mercy to these weirdos, just watch their performance." Then it was silent again.

Chen Lu recited the incantation, and saw a green dragon flying from the main hall, returning to Chen Lu's waist, and even the scabbard was hung on his waist. He saw the surprised expressions of these people, and knew that they had not discovered that there was any external force.

You must not have heard this woman's voice.
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