Chapter five hundred and eighty first toilet water and cooking oil
In the small courtyard, the rummaging continued. They just went in and took a look at the other rooms. But when they arrived at Fang Zhuo's room, something went wrong again. The female disciple who went to rummage desperately wanted to pick up the toilet because the toilet was
There was a little water. According to their rummaging procedures, any liquids would be collected in the small courtyard, and then Elder Lu Qing would check them one by one.
The toilet was fixed to the ground with cement by Fang Zhuan, so how could the disciples pick it up? He couldn't lift it himself, so he returned to the yard and asked other disciples to pick him up. As a result, several people took turns to go to the small toilet and failed.
Shake the toilet even a little bit.
"Elder Luqing, there is something very heavy in that room, and we are unable to take it!" A female disciple ran to the small courtyard to report.
After speaking, the female elder looked at the location of the room and asked, "Whose room belongs to you?"
"Reply to the elder, it's my disciple!" Fang Zhuo was standing in front of her, so he answered very quickly.
"Lead the way and see what is said!"
Hearing this, Fang Zhuan could only take the lead to go to his room. When he entered the door, he saw three female disciples standing at the door of the bathroom. Elder Lu Qing waved his hand and motioned for them to go out first. In such a small place, she is called the elder.
It's so embarrassing to squeeze through.
"Huh?!" Elder Lu Qing saw that the toilet was as white as jade, so he started to touch the inside and outside of the toilet. Finally, he dipped his fingers into the water in the toilet, took it into his mouth and tasted it, "This thing
It looks weird! It’s actually water inside! No problem, go back to the yard and check the rest!”
Fang Zhuan watched the whole process from the side and almost vomited in disgust. His mind kept thinking about who used the toilet last.
Everyone filed out of Fang Zhuan's room and stood in the small courtyard. Elder Lu Qing arrogantly checked all the bottles first. Seeing that all the bottles were almost transparent, he became more curious and opened them one by one and smelled them.
As for the smell, only the smell of vinegar made her frown, while the rest of the condiments seemed to smell fragrant to her.
A female disciple brought in many more bowls. Elder Luqing poured out the seasonings and other things one by one. Looking at the bowls of things in front of him, the most tempting thing was of course the yellow and orange juice. He picked it up, first
He took a small sip and said, "Hmm! It tastes sweet! What is this?"
"Juice! It's taken from fresh juice! We all drink it all night!" Fang Zhuo stood opposite Elder Luqing and explained in detail.
Hearing that more than a dozen people in the courtyard were drinking juice at night, Elder Luqing felt a little unhappy. The person in front of him drank such delicious food all night long, and she only took a small sip just now. If she took another sip at this time, she would be
It was inevitably too objectionable, so he said in a bad tone: "Luxury! The fairy fruit is a fairy, and it would be too wasteful to just take the juice!"
"Uh..." This paragraph made everyone confused. Fang Zhuo didn't know how to explain it, so he just kept silent. Who would have thought that the fresh fruit Fang Zhuo said could be heard as fairy fruit? It's okay if he heard wrong.
But being misunderstood so deeply, and being called a luxury, I am truly speechless.
Secondly, among the liquids placed in front of Elder Luqing, the one that is similar to juice is naturally edible oil. There is no edible oil on Xia Zhe Planet, so it looks like it is also yellow. This time Elder Luqing plans to
Taking the opportunity to taste and identify whether it was wine, I drank more in one sip, then picked up the bowl of oil and drank the whole bowl in one go! When the bowl was put down, only a little oil stain at the bottom of the bowl was left.
Fang Zhuo watched from the side and slapped his hand on his mouth. He really didn't want to spit it out in front of his face. He had just seen Elder Lu Qing taste the toilet water and it made him sick. At this time, he drank another bowl of oil and his stomach was full of turmoil.
Do not use force to suppress.
At this moment, Fang Zhuo reacted like this. Three of the nine women had secretly tasted the cooking oil before, and now they were covering their mouths like Fang Zhuo. However, it was not because they were nauseated, but because they were worried about laughing.
Elder Lu Qing was a little uneasy at this time. Such a thick thing at the entrance really made her feel very uncomfortable, but in front of her, there were not only her disciples, but also a courtyard of people undergoing inspection, and there were more disciples outside the courtyard.
Watching the fun, she had to hold back and not let others see her as a joke, so she secretly used her skills to suppress her unhappy stomach.
After a while, I finally got used to the smell of the oil. I didn’t say anything. But I just picked up the bowl of soy sauce and put it down gently. A greasy breath came out of Elder Luqing’s mouth.
Fang Zhuo covered his mouth again.
"I ate too much tonight! Uh..." After saying that, as if he was making an excuse for himself, he put his finger into the bowl of dark soy sauce and put it into his mouth. He immediately frowned.
, it was obviously not wine, and I didn’t want to ask again, lest I be accused of being ignorant, so I started again and reached out my hand to dip into the bowl of light soy sauce. My brows furrowed even more after I put my finger in it, and I slightly got used to the salty taste.
Taste, she quickly reached out and tapped into the bowl of aged vinegar, and when she put her finger in the mouth, she saw Elder Lu Qing's entire face was deformed, his eyes were tightly closed and his lips were pursed, as if he had been drunk, so the disciple next to her,
Then he had to step forward to see which bottle it was poured from.
Elder Luqing wanted to save face. When he heard the noise, he raised his hand to stop the disciple's actions. He paused and continued to taste, followed by balsamic vinegar and rice vinegar. They were not as sour as old vinegar, and the stimulating feeling in the mouth was still there. Elder Luqing
within the acceptance range.
After a while, Elder Lu Qing raised his head. Just after he glanced at Fang Zhuan, he felt bloating in his abdomen and wanted to spit it out. After covering it for a while, he "burped~" and another mouthful of greasy bloating came out of his mouth.
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Fang Zhuo didn't use his hands to cover his face this time, but people were staring at him in front of him. Covering his face with his hands was a bit too hurtful to his self-esteem, so he could only hold his breath and look at Elder Luqing who was looking down on him with doubtful eyes.
I don’t know what Elder Luqing wanted to say before, but after the second hiccup, he saw her reaching out to cover her stomach. It seemed that there was some nuclear reaction there. She turned around and said only: "Let's go!"
Perhaps they were used to flaunting their arrogance everywhere, but the female disciples under Elder Luqing were very puzzled. They should have scolded everyone in the courtyard, but why did they leave without saying a word? After looking at it,
Elder Lu Qing walked out of the courtyard quickly, and the other female disciples said goodbye with their noses: "Humph!"
Before the group of people left, Fang Zhuo ran to a corner of the yard and exclaimed, "Ugh~Ugh~Ugh!"
After holding back the urge to vomit for a long time, I finally felt relieved after vomiting a few mouthfuls of gas.
Just as Fang Zhuo turned his head, everyone else burst into laughter. The laughter was not concealed at all. The people outside the courtyard didn't know what was going on. They watched inexplicably as everyone in the courtyard was laughing and rolling on their backs.
Laughter is a relatively charming and contagious expression. People outside the yard didn't want to be laughed at, so they gradually dispersed. There was no excitement anyway.
After Fang Zhuo came back from the door, Pinru, who was a little nervous, came over and said, "How are you, boy! Have you finally met someone who is more powerful and ignorant than my sister?! My sister once only took a sip of oil.
, she drank a whole bowl!”
Pingru's nervousness often became a little scary. She had tasted all the spices in the kitchen. However, Fang Zhuo was there to stop her, and she couldn't drink too much. At this time, she was like a
In a posture like a female hooligan, she raised one leg and stepped on the stone steps in front of the main house. While talking, she imitated the ruffian's behavior and watched Fang Zhuo sit on the stone steps, with a proud smile on her face after speaking.
Among the nine women, Lingzhi was the timidest. When the people from the Discipline Hall rushed in, she sat on the stone steps without daring to move. When she saw Fang Zhuo sitting over, she deliberately moved to the other side, and then put her head next to Fang Zhuo.
, said in a low voice: "That oil monster wasted so much of Lao Jingui's stuff, she drank so much of it!"
"Money is more valuable?! Haha! Drinking too much makes it even more valuable!" Xiang Nan's mind was full of bad water. The last two words she said were that the value of money was not money, but shit! She also took a sip of cooking oil. It tasted super convenient.
, which made her very unforgettable.
Several women were chatting and laughing. Fang Zhuo was silent for a long time. After the vomiting had completely subsided, he asked: "Before they came in at night, which of you used the toilet last?"
None of the nine women in front of him answered. After a while, Fu Ning, who was sitting in the main room with Fu Shui, helplessly replied: "Me!"
Everyone turned and looked around. After a moment, they all turned around and looked at Fang Zhuan, hoping to wait for the next step. In the end, Fang Zhuo just said "oh" lightly and stopped talking.
To say that he had enough experience in the world of martial arts, he had the most experience in Fu Shui. After hesitating for a while, he covered his mouth and ran to the entrance of the hospital to vomit.
Seeing this, they wanted to ask Fang Zhuan why he was asking about the toilet. Everyone seemed to have thought of something. Suddenly, the feeling of nausea was intense in everyone's body, and one after another they imitated the water and ran to the courtyard gate to vomit.
Fu Ning and the nervous Ping Ru didn't move. They watched the others running to the wall to vomit. Fu Ning still didn't know what happened. He walked from the main room to Fang Zhuan and said, "Boy, what happened to them? We ate all the food at night."
Same thing, why are she and I fine, but they all vomited?!" Fu Ning was referring to the neurotic Pingru.
"It's nothing, maybe they remembered something." Fang Zhuo replied calmly.
After saying this, Pingru's eyes widened, she covered her mouth and ran over.
At the entrance of the hospital, the sounds of "vomit, vomit, vomit" continued one after another, and Fang Zhuo scratched his brow and said nothing.
"Hey, tell me, your place and Senior Sister Fu Shui's place have toilets, but I don't have toilets in my yard, so every day I finish solving the problem at your place before going back. Use the toilet to avoid irritating them all and vomiting.
?" Fu Ning still didn't know what happened.
Fang Zhuo turned his head and looked at Fu Ning, who had a cute look on his face. His listless eyes were full of helplessness, so he had to say: "People from the Discipline Hall come to check. They will check and taste the liquid when they see it. The toilet...
"
"Vomit~" Before Fang Zhuan finished speaking, Fu Ning heard a sound of vomiting as soon as he stood up. He ran far away and even used the exercises. The price of hindsight was that he must have vomited more than others.
Chapter completed!