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Chapter seven hundred and nineteenth windward pavement

Looking back at the group of women leaving, Fang Zhuan packed up his parcel again and continued walking along the edge of the sect's altar towards the square.

As the distance gets closer, the sounds of some musical instruments slowly reach my ears.

When Fang Zhuan arrived at the square, an ensemble of more than a dozen musical instruments was performing on a high platform at the north end of the square. The sound was sometimes clear, sometimes long, sometimes rapid, and sometimes loud.

Call it good, but Fang Zhuan can't taste it. Call it bad, he can't find any flaws!

Anyway, when I heard it in Fang Zhuan’s ears, it was like the oldest version of Journey to the West, the banquet in the palace that day, the harmonious sounds of various fairy instruments and music!

Hearing is one thing, vision is another. In a scene of millions of people, Fang Zhuan is small, but he is the most eye-catching!

Everyone was gathered together, but he was the only one wandering around the edge, walking from the side to the end. Many disciples noticed him and the big package behind him.

After walking to the end honestly, Fang Zhuo just stopped and there was someone beside him, "Brother! Is there anything to eat in your bag?"

"No!" Fang Zhuo didn't know what happened. He didn't seem to know the guy in front of him, so why did he ask for food when he came up?

"Stop pretending, there's no food in such a big package? My uncle doesn't believe it, and my aunt doesn't believe it either!"

"Really not!"

"Open it and let me see!"

"Why? I don't know you!" Fang Zhuo asked no one came.

"You! Don't toast and you'll be fined if you don't eat!"

"Tch! There are so many people who want to see my package, who are you?" As soon as Fang Zhuo finished speaking, another person came, and he looked to be about the same age as Fang Zhuo.

"Get out of here! You two want to fight, why don't you give it a try!" The guy who had just arrived next to Fang Zhuo spoke even louder, and wanted to team up with Fang Zhuo.

Fang Zhuo looked at the new guy in front of him suspiciously, "Who are you?!"

"Don't create trouble! Let's work together to drive him away first!" The new guy didn't pay any attention to Fang Zhuo's tone.

Before Fang Zhuan could speak again, the first guy who ran up shook his sleeves and left, "Don't ask me to bump into you outside!"

"Okay, now that he's gone, who are you?" Fang Zhuo asked.

"Me? It doesn't matter who I am, what's important is that I just helped you drive away a bad guy! Look at his face, is he more sinister than me? Don't think about it, he can definitely eat better than me, so~ let's get some food

, Just send me whatever you want!" The new guy is the same height as Fang Zhuo. His hair is a bit yellow, as if it has been dyed. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes. He should be a template for a good person, but he can talk

, Fang Zhuan always felt familiar, that routine seemed to be one he had used frequently before.

Fang Zhuo smiled and said, "Do you know why he stood here for so long?"

"Why?"

"Because I don't have anything to eat either!"

"Impossible! Take a look at such a big package. Among the millions of disciples in front of you, whose package is still bulging!"

"Uh...that's it! Come on! I'll open the package for you to take a look at. Uh...it's better to wait for a while. If someone comes again and asks you to open the package, I won't do anything else from now on, and I'll be with the package.

It’s going to take a day!” Fang Zhuan was so embarrassed, making a fool of himself in front of millions of people for the first time.

"Just give me a little food. As for saying so much! If it weren't for your breakthrough, we would have stayed in the square for one more day like idiots. Is that what it is?"

"Don't make trouble! It's impossible for you to travel in just one day. If you stay for one more day, you can finish all your food?"

"You! Have you never participated in a ceremony with so many people before? Look at the 100,000 people at the front. They are all tigers and wolves! They can eat it. They don't bring dry food every time they come. They all eat us.

! It’s impossible not to give them, and we can’t defeat them. We originally brought more, knowing that those turtles and grandsons were coming to rob us. However, you broke through there yesterday, and we were bored. When we were bored, we just ate, one bite at a time, no solid food.

Yes! Tell me, do you have to take some responsibility?"

"Uh... OK, I'm responsible, but I really don't have it today! I'll hang up the package so that no one will have to explain it!" Fang Zhuo said and continued walking back. There were bamboo flagpoles on the edge. Fang Zhuo

I rolled down nine flags with my hands, opened the package, and aired out all the bedding like a quilt.

With the nine bunks fluttering in the wind, the scene was like, wow, haha! Everyone who saw it opened their mouths wide, saying, "Wow~~hahaha~" first they were surprised, and then they laughed!

There were fewer people at first, because there weren’t many people who wanted to come to Fang Zhuan’s place to rob and eat. They knew that he had broken through, and the disciples who were below the martial arts realm had the nerve to come but didn’t have the guts to come. Those who dared to come were those who had stepped into the martial arts realm.

's disciple.

Watching the performance at the ceremony was very boring. Originally, the following program was a dance by eighty-eight fairies, but the ensemble played the music for an hour and it wasn't over yet.

Such a long rhythm is like a reminder of something that no one can bear!

Of the eighty-eight women in the legend, none of them had any charming figures or voluptuous veils!

Under such circumstances, something else could attract the attention of many people. In order to tell other disciples that he had no food here, Fang Zhuan hung nine beddings on the flagpole.

Nine blankets of different colors were fluttering in the wind. The scene immediately attracted the attention of millions of disciples. On the seats, the people closest to the back began to laugh. Then, as if they were infected, large groups of people turned their heads and looked behind them.

When one person laughs, it can make a large group of people laugh, and when a large group of people laugh, it can make the whole audience laugh!

After a while, the style of the disciples' seats changed. Millions of disciples turned their heads in unison. No one was watching the performance on the high platform. The short disciples didn't know what others were laughing at, but the momentum couldn't be weaker. Are you laughing?

I also laughed, "Hahaha!"

Everyone in the audience turned around and laughed, and those who were playing music on the high platform also tried to be cheerful, "What happened to those women? Go and change their clothes and go to the sky?! Originally they only played music for half an hour, but now they play for more than one

By now, my fingers are almost broken!"

"Just now, an elder muttered that part of their tulle was missing. Now it's funny. All the clothes are missing. The clothes are still there. Don't laugh later! You are the lead singer. If you laugh,

Take us all into the ditch!"

"By the way, what are these people laughing at? Isn't it... what happened next? Who changed the flag of our sect into a bed sheet?"

"I have to thank him, otherwise my face would be ruined! Look, after playing the flute for an hour, my cheeks are still bulging, and I can't get rid of them no matter how hard I rub them!"

The grand ceremony of the Kong Yu Sect was still going on, and those who were laughing at Fang Zhuo all turned around because of a shout from the high platform.

"Have fun! The fairies are picking lotus flowers and dancing!"

Eighty-eight women, each carrying a bamboo basket in each hand, just came on stage, and all the millions of disciples in the audience sprayed!

'Puff puff puff puff...'

Because without the tulle skirt, the funny look turned the originally beautiful fairy into a village girl!

The upper body is a light and thin half-shirt, and the lower body is burlap trousers, and the legs of the trousers are rolled up.

That kind of clothes is not the funniest thing, the funniest thing is the hairstyle!

Many people had gone out separately to look for the lost tulle dress. Their hair was still in the dramatic bun, with the dragon and phoenix hair still on their heads, and their faces were also heavily made up.

Her face is heavily made up, but her body looks like a village girl. She is dressed like this and is dancing with a basket on her arm?

Some of the disciples in the audience got cramps from laughing, and there were many of them.

The eighty-eight women on the stage actually did not appear in such a hurry. They couldn't find clothes. They had just discussed how to replace them. Unfortunately, Fang Zhuo's action of drying the bedding made millions of disciples laugh. The music played on the high stage.

As soon as it stopped, eighty-eight women became anxious and ran up carrying baskets.

Logically speaking, if they dress up like this, the dance should be different.

At first they changed the music, but several girls started playing it for five breaths. Seeing the funny looks of the eighty-eight dancing women, they really couldn't hold back their laughter. After they calmed down, the music changed back to

The lotus-picking dance.

Driven by the music, the eighty-eight women turned into village girls picking lotus flowers.

"Are they picking up lotus seeds? Are they not digging the ground?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Since the dance started, the laughter in the audience has not stopped. The rouge on the faces of the eighty-eight women is very thick. No matter how red their faces are, no one else can see them.

However, they themselves were laughing when they looked at each other, so the dance postures were no longer standard. It was picking lotuses? It really looked like they were digging the ground!

The atmosphere in the whole city was very exciting, both on stage and off stage, there was a lot of laughter and a lot of fun.

The great elders, teachers, deputy sect masters and sect masters on the side were very angry at first. They were ready to enjoy the beautiful scenery, but it turned out to be a farce. It was really funny to watch the farce, so they also started to have fun.

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Everyone was happy, except Fang Zhuan, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating under the last flagpole in the square, covering his face and couldn't bear to look at it.

The 50,000-year ceremony was prepared for five years, but it was ruined by Fang Zhuan alone. Fortunately, everyone was laughing, and the sect master did not blame anyone. However, Fang Zhuo was completely remembered by everyone on the high platform.
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