Chapter Eleven: Mischief
After all, she is a veteran who has been on the battlefield for a long time. Although the "Big Hippo" is extremely fat, she cannot bear the low center of gravity. She stomps her feet to the ground and the voice-activated light in the corridor lights up. She leans forward and picks up the ground with her right hand.
He used his flashlight, then shifted his center of gravity upwards, and quickly ran towards the toilet.
The sound of firecrackers caused the students in the entire building to "come out in full force", and the corridors on each floor were filled with students. Xia Yang, who was in the garden in front of the building, realized that the building ban time had come and hurriedly ran into the building. Look.
When Xia Yang returned to the door of the dormitory, Wang Xin pulled Xia Yang into the room. "Xia Yang, you took the wrong medicine, and you even forgot the time when you were picking up girls! If it weren't for my fire and whip, you would
Let’s report to the Dean of Students tomorrow!”
Hearing Xia Yang's explosive news, Zhao Yu and Chen Lei immediately came over to inquire about the news. "Old Wang, Old Wang, who is this old wilting guy dating?"
Wang Xin realized that he had made a mistake, so he said: "I told you two, why do you believe everything others say? Just kidding, just because Xia Yang can't speak ten sentences a day, who can he pick up?
I’m afraid I can’t even make instant noodles!”
At this time, I heard "Big Hippo" shouting in the corridor at the top of his voice: "Who did it? Hurry up to the teaching office and surrender tomorrow! If I find out, you will see it! Everyone go back to the room to rest. In a minute
Anyone who has not returned to the dormitory will be punished as a violation!"
Seeing "Big Hippo" shouting hoarsely, most of the classmates were laughing secretly. No one would touch her at this time, and they all returned to the dormitory. "Big Hippo" also lost the mood and continued to check the night, feeling angry.
Went upstairs!
"Big Hippo" suffered a big loss last night, so naturally she couldn't hold back her temper. Naturally, she couldn't bear her bad temper all night. On the way home, she called the principal and dean of students to vent her anger.
After a call, I heard that the number one palmist and the number two director both said that the "culprit" would be severely punished, and then I hung up the phone "reluctantly".
When I got home, I saw my drunken husband without taking off his coat. He was sleeping deeply on his back and snoring loudly. The "big hippo" became so angry that he walked around the living room and found nothing.
Finding the guy who took advantage of her, she picked up the leather shoes she had just taken off and pointed them at her husband's legs, causing a violent explosion in her buttocks.
"What's wrong with you?" After her husband said this, he took the shoes from her hand and put them on the shoe cabinet. "What's the matter? Are you having a convulsion at home?"
"Tell me, what's wrong with today's children? Why are there so many things going on every day? How dare someone set off firecrackers in the dormitory toilet today?"
"Isn't it just setting off firecrackers? I thought something was going on! When we were in school, we climbed trees, jumped into wells, hit the teacher's window with a slingshot, blew up cow dung with firecrackers... we never did anything.
!Don’t get angry with the children, you’ll retire in two more years!”
"What are you talking about? This is a matter of principle, how can we just muddle along? Today's children are spoiled by people like you!" The big hippo kept chattering to himself for half an hour, and then he felt a little bit.
Her mouth was dry. She picked up the giant tea vat that had been used for nearly twenty years and drank more than a thousand milliliters of water. She burped and threw one to her husband on the sofa.
Autumn Spinach, her husband trembled and followed her into the bridal chamber obediently.
The firecracker incident lasted two days. Since there was no monitoring device installed in the corridor of the student dormitory, the four gangsters in dormitory 312 were very good at talking about it. Not a word of the secrets in the dormitory were leaked to anyone, so the matter had to be left alone.
The direct consequence of this incident is that after nine o'clock in the evening, a dormitory teacher is on duty in the natural smoking area between the dormitory buildings. During the free time between classes or in the fourth period in the afternoon, the boys' toilets in the teaching building and the playground are open.
Chapter completed!