"tell me the story?"

Huizong's drinking power seems to be much better than when he first came in. It seems that picking up girls can also help him sober up.

"The first method is actually very simple. Just knead it a few times and it will be ready. However, it is impossible to guarantee that it will always be straight."

After Zong Shu finished speaking, he set up the tent again.

Master Li came over and said, "What about the second method? What does the slave family need to do in order for me to cooperate with you?"

Zong Shu immediately sat back. This was incredible. Master Li would really kill himself if he did this again!

"I need to get accurate data about your, uh, breasts. Take a pair of breast photos and wear them underneath so others can't see them," Zong Shu said.

Chest photo? Both Li Shishi and Huizong were puzzled.

"It's a new style of tube top." Zong Shu explained quickly.

The tube top in the Song Dynasty originated from the Tang Dynasty and was used to fix the breasts and prevent the invasion of wind and cold.

It is shaped like a long, wide scarf, available in white, pink and other colors, and made of silk or cloth.

It is used by concubines in the palace, folk women, prostitutes and opera girls from all walks of life.

"The temples are disheveled and the clouds are haggard, and the breasts are red with tears. Where is the pain of lovesickness? In the drunken dream of the screen window." Huizong immediately recited a poem.

This saucy emperor really comes out with his poems.

"Sheyu, this is the poem "Xie Xin'en" written by Li Yu, the late emperor of the Southern Tang Dynasty. The tube top is tied up, so how can it be bigger?"

Huizong's hobbies were really wide-ranging and he studied everything, even understanding women's tube tops.

Zong Shu saw a celadon bowl in the room, took it over, buckled it on his chest, and said, "This is the new bra. How about it?"

Huizong and Li Shishi understood instantly.

Master Li's beautiful eyes shone with a different kind of brilliance. Wouldn't it look very big if there was such a thing inside?

Huizong said: "How wonderful! This chest photo can not only show your good figure, but also prevent young people from scratching and touching you."

"Manager Bi, for a chest photo, you have to know the size. I have to touch and feel it." Zong Shu became bolder after a few glasses of wine.

"You don't need to touch it. Just ask the master to tell you the size." Huizong said, "You can make it bigger, and there is no need to make it tight."

Master Li immediately asked what kind of fabric to use.

Zong Shu said: "The fabrics are not made well and are easily deformed. I made them out of porcelain and put a lining inside. There are eyes in the middle of the two breast photos. They are connected with ropes and then tied to the back with straps."

Master Li couldn't help but clapped his hands and praised it.

Huizong immediately picked up the wine glass, imitated Zong Shu's movements, and touched it with Zong Shu. The two of them were bored.

"That's good. Master, you will always wear it from now on. Never take it off."

As an emperor, Huizong was extremely possessive.

He was not allowed to measure Li Shishi's chest size. Before the chest photo was taken, Huizong asked Li Shishi not to take it off. This was to prevent others from scratching and groping.

It seems that Li Shishi's idea is not to fight. This is the emperor's code.

Isn't there another person at the same level as Master Li?

Yes, it’s Zhao Yuannu, we need to act quickly.

"Sheyu, please go back and study how to make chest photos. Let your little book boy, Cao Zongshen, wait outside."

Seeing that Zong Shu had successfully solved Li Shishi's problem, Huizong immediately issued an eviction order.

Zong Shu went out and told Cao Zongshen to wait for His Majesty and escort him to the palace gate.

Li Shaoyan saw that Zong Shu had been in there for such a long time, and he quickly asked what Zong Shu was doing there just now.

Li Shaoyan's grinning and cheeky expression clearly showed that he was thinking wrongly.

Zong Shu told the truth. After hearing this, Li Shaoyan suddenly said: "Brother Sheyu, get your chest photo done. This is another way to get rich!"

"Borthels and brothels should be very popular, especially those who perform arts and not sell themselves. They are most in need." Li Shaoyan became excited.

This guy is right. If the chest photo is made with magnets, it will not only look beautiful, but also really prevent some people from touching and scratching it.

Especially those women who were born into a wealthy family but met with misfortune and were forced to join the church, need porcelain breast photos even more.

By the way, this porcelain chest photo can't be done for nothing, even Master Li has to charge money.

This can be sold more expensively and made into a luxury item!

Just now Huizong said that we should make this bigger, which makes perfect sense.

Women all want to be older.

Whether it's comfortable or not is another question.

As long as it's not tight and can be covered, it's fine. The bigger the better, probably.

Then it can be divided into three numbers, the size can be fixed, and mass production can be carried out, which can greatly save costs.

Of course, in order to be more perfect, you can add some technological content to the porcelain chest photo to make it stronger.

Zong Shu thought that it should not be made into an ordinary bowl or steamed bun shape, but should be made into a dome shape of Western architecture.

There are some buildings in the West with huge spaces, but there is no support at the top, just a dome.

The reason why it is so strong is mainly due to the curvature of its dome, which is very consistent with the principles of mechanics.

Zong Shu once saw a case. During World War II, there was a building with a dome structure on top. An artillery shell hit it, but it missed!

The enemy fired another artillery shell. The strange thing is that this shell clearly hit, but it missed again.

Zong Shu immediately thought, should the shape of the turrets on the city wall also need to be changed?

The turrets on the city wall are mainly used to observe the enemy's situation. Generally, the commander stands on the turret to observe the tactical changes of the attacking enemy and command the defending troops to respond at any time.

But such turrets are often the primary target of enemy attacks.

Looking at the turrets of the Song Dynasty city wall, they are all square and square, and the enemy's trebuchet can easily smash the tops.

The main reason is that it does not conform to the mechanical structure. It looks good, but it is not practical.

Change the turret into a dome shape and set up observation ports on all sides. The coach only needs to use semaphore or loudspeaker to give instructions.

When an enemy throws a stone and hits it, it will most likely be deflected to one side, unlike a turret that will not bear the force as solidly as a turret.

"There is knowledge everywhere in life, and war is learned in a brothel! Haha, Li Shaoyan, you inspired me!"

Zong Shu wiped away the depression of not being able to eat grapes just now.

Learning war in a brothel?

Li Shaoyan understood. He had just inspired Zong Shu to find a way to make money.

The war Zong Shu refers to is the competition between merchants.

"By the way, Shao Yan, you said you wanted to do business just now, what exactly did you mean?"

Li Shaoyan waved his hand and pointed to the yard: "I want to open a brothel."

"Does your father agree to open a brothel?"

How could Li Gang, a traditional person like him, support his son in doing this?

"Don't let him know that I'm paying the money and not showing up." Li Shaoyan said: "Cai Xiu also opened a brothel and is recruiting people."

"Cai Xiu, didn't they run gambling houses in the past?"

Li Shaoyan thought to himself, Zong Shu hasn't even become a servant yet, so he is too noble and forgets things.

It was precisely because of Zong Shu that the two gambling houses backed by the Cai family closed down one after another.

Cai Xiu had just opened a gambling house not long ago. Unexpectedly, Zong Shu opened "Zong's Gambling House", and the business of all gambling houses in the capital dropped sharply.

The gambling house opened by Cai Xiu was no exception. The front door was deserted and there were only a few gamblers.

"Sheyu, how about we go on an inspection trip and learn from the good experiences of other brothels?"
Chapter completed!