Chapter 436 The opening month of the parent meeting(1/2)
Zuo Xiaoduo almost burst out laughing.
These two people are so cute. What kind of occasion is it now? Why are they still acting in a martial arts style?
I couldn't help but cheer instinctively: "Come on! Come on!"
With a chirp, he actually whistled.
"Ahem!"
Grandma Shi coughed.
In fact, both Li Chenglong and Xiang Bing woke up instantly and did not even hit their fists; they stopped them in time.
Xiang Bing suddenly woke up and became embarrassed. He lifted his buttocks from Li Chenglong's waist. He stretched out his hand and hurriedly pulled Li Chenglong up. He lowered his head and said, "Just now, maybe I drank too much... I... cough cough cough... I
It’s not like this on weekdays…cough cough cough…”
Even his neck turned red as he spoke, and he became more and more embarrassed and uneasy.
So embarrassing!
I couldn't hold it back in front of my parents-in-law...it was really embarrassing.
Xiang Bing felt that he had nowhere to put his hands. If there was a hole in the ground now, he would definitely crawl into it.
"Hahaha……"
Li Chenglong's mother stood up, took Xiang Bing's hand and pulled her to her side, smiling so hard that she couldn't even see her eyes: "Daughter, don't be shy, it's all like this. Back then, when your uncle and I first got engaged, he was even better than you.
Intense, haha... sit down quickly."
Mother Li simply put Xiang Bing in her arms and moved the chair closer.
"Jackie Chan has been naughty and stubborn since he was a child. He runs all the way to the dark side and never looks back when he hits a wall. I really hope you can control him..." Mother Li said with a smile.
"Yes, Auntie, I... I just have a bad temper sometimes, but most of the time I'm good..."
Xiang Bing lowered his head in embarrassment and explained, but the more he explained, the less confident he became: "Ahem... I, I... am also a lady... ahem..."
"Zhi~~~" Zuo Xiaoduo whistled.
This caused Xiang Bing and Li Chenglong to look at each other angrily at the same time! This bastard actually caused trouble at this time!
"it's okay no problem."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said: "Auntie, you don't know that your son is in school, but he is known as the Iron Master. He specializes in beating female classmates' breasts, one by one, one by one, and one by one. Your wife here has been beaten by him.
It collapsed many times, oh my, it was so miserable..."
"He was the one who held back the punch just now. Otherwise, it would have been a collapse..."
Xiang Bing said angrily: "You just collapsed so many times! You just collapsed!"
The whole audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Mother Li naturally knows about her son's glorious deeds. After all, the name of the Iron Cult Master has already been very popular on the Internet. What's more, it is famous all over the world and spread far and wide!
"You can't hit women casually from now on!"
Li's mother taught Li Chenglong a lesson: "Especially Xiaobing, you can't fight, you know? How can a couple fight every day? You kid, you just don't make people worry!"
Li Chenglong drooped his head and agreed repeatedly.
I thought to myself, you don't allow me to hit him? Then I will definitely be beaten every day from now on... This is such a disadvantage.
But you're not in front of me, so you can't see me beating her? When you leave, I'll beat her again!
The two families had a wonderful meal together.
In the middle, Zuo Changlu's cell phone was like crazy, Ding Ding, Ding Ding, Ding Ding... there were messages constantly.
Mother Li was very curious: "Brother Zuo is really busy."
Zuo Changlu chuckled: "It's all trivial, don't pay attention to him."
Zuo Xiaoduo glanced secretly. The phone had already been picked up by Wu Yuting. He only had time to see a few names in the message.
"Tiger cub, fish roe? Big stupid, big guy? Big bastard..."
Zuo Xiaoduo almost squirted.
These friends of daddy? What are these names? They are not as nice as my little Duoduo!
"Mom, you have to do some research. Why is there so much information and the names are so confusing? Maybe dad is raising a mistress outside..."
Zuo Xiaoduo encouraged: "Mom, you have to pay attention to the mid-life crisis. I found that my father has been a little dishonest recently... Look at these names, they are not normal. Maybe they are the names of some confidants who have been deliberately changed..."
"You even want to provoke your parents?"
Wu Yuting directly twisted Zuo Xiaoduo's ears and turned them around: "I set these names!"
As Zuo Xiaoduo cried out in pain and begged for mercy, Wu Yuting said to Zuo Xiaonian seriously: "Nian'er, you have to keep a close eye on this skinny monkey from now on. Your father looks at this kid's face today. He is very lucky... If you don't
Look out, this guy might be able to get a few more wives..."
Zuo Xiaoduo was confused.
Mom, this is my line! You are cheating...
Zuo Xiaonian believed it and nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, parents, I will definitely watch him with my heart and will never let him get a chance to get out of hand!"
As she said that, she gave Zuo Xiaoduo a fierce look with beautiful eyes and thought to herself, is he very lucky? I already knew it!
This puppy should be tied up with a rope!
Little wife? I miss you so much!
Zuo Xiaoduo was extremely sad.
I failed to instigate my parents, but I was instigated by my parents. This is really a bad retribution, a cycle of cause and effect...
A night of happy time passed in the blink of an eye.
Morning arrived as scheduled.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, who had been cultivating in the Sky Extinguishing Tower for a week, walked out of the Sky Extinguishing Tower in high spirits.
Just then, I saw that Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting had packed up and were ready to set off.
When they saw the two people emerging from the Sky-Destroying Tower, they both had meaningful expressions on their faces.
Zuo Xiaonian's face was red, and she felt as if she had been raped on the bed. She hurriedly hugged Wu Yuting's arm and shook her, saying hastily: "Mom, don't worry, I didn't let him touch her."
"puff……"
Wu Yuting immediately squirted out.
Zuo Changlu's face became increasingly weird.
There is simply no three hundred taels of silver here!
You might as well not say this!
Zuo Xiaonian, who discovered that he had a speech problem, seemed to have his face on fire. With a cry, he covered his face and rushed into the bathroom.
Wu Yuting put on a serious face and said to Zuo Xiaoduo: "Brother, come here to me!"
Zuo Xiaoduo walked over with an innocent look on his face.
"Stretch out your hand."
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively shrank back, but Wu Yuting grabbed him, put his right hand in front of his nose, sniffed, and said with a snort: "You can't go any further!"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked reluctant: "Mom, I really didn't do anything."
"I believe you are evil!"
Wu Yuting looked disdainful. I would rather believe that your father doesn't have a mistress than I will believe that you will be honest!
I really sighed in my heart.
Xiao Nian'er, your image of an iceberg beauty is so natural, and you can show off your aura to everyone without any effort. Why are you so defenseless against Xiao Duo?
…
As the family of four approached the stadium, the blush on Zuo Xiaonian's face finally faded away.
Zuo Xiaoduo always looked calm, with a look on his face that said, "There is no ghost in my heart, I really didn't do anything." He was calm, talking and laughing.
Seeing Zuo Xiaonian, I couldn't help but admire him.
How can this kid be so thick-skinned?
You clearly...hum!
I suffered a big loss, the dog took advantage of me...
The stadium has arrived.
At this moment, there was already melodious music sound inside, which was constantly ringing, spreading lingeringly around...
Zuo Xiaoduo took out his No. 1 card, his family card, passed the security check, and walked forward with his parents. At the entrance of the passage, a receptionist checked the plate and gave directions.
After turning around seven times and eight times, his eyes suddenly lit up.
To be continued...