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Chapter 17 A good sound is a good pot

Chen Feng has always licked things very quickly. After all, the title of Three Second Man is not earned for nothing.

After licking it, he carefully guarded his surroundings because Li Xiaoyu was lying there and licking it and got carried away.

He needs to protect her.

"Okay, I've finished picking up, and I also picked up something good."

After a while, Li Xiaoyu made a happy sound.

"Oh? What good thing is it?" Chen Feng asked casually.

"Red Wolf's exclusive artifact!" Li Xiaoyu held the pan in his hand and smiled.

Well, the pan is indeed a good thing, at least it can protect your anus from sneak attacks.

After taking a look at the safe area, if nothing unexpected happens, we should eventually shrink back to Guangmingding.

The plane route goes from bottom to top. There are definitely people in places like Guangmingding and Y City. Maybe there are already people with guns ready and waiting to collect express delivery.

It just so happened that this person had given him a car for free. To be on the safe side for the rocket promised by the tycoon in the live broadcast room, Chen Feng decided to drive Li Xiaoyu around the back of Guangmingding.

After greeting Li Xiaoyu to get in the car, Chen Feng started the car and drove over from the right.

While the car was driving, Li Xiaoyu looked at the pan in his hand and liked it so much that he couldn't help but click the mouse.

But a "duang~" sound was heard, followed by Chen Feng's loud shout.

"Fuck!"

Chen Feng was driving smoothly, but suddenly he fell out of the car.

Just when he was about to open his mouth to remind Li Xiaoyu to be careful of someone, the four big blood-red words "Teammate accidentally injured" on the screen deeply pierced his eyes.

"Stop, stop! Get out of the car and save me! Three down!" Chen Feng quickly called for help.

If you die, how can you eat chicken with Li Xiaoyu, a Teletubbies? If you can't eat chicken, Rocket will be gone!

The rent is about to be paid, what should I do?

"Ah, stop the car! Stop the car!" Li Xiaoyu shouted nervously in a panic.

Chen Feng: "..."

"Switch position, switch position! Counter +1! Stop the car!"

"I also want to stop the car, but the car is moving by itself!" Li Xiaoyu was very nervous when he heard Chen Feng calling for help, but the car was indeed moving by itself.

"It's over, it's over." Chen Feng's face turned dark when he saw this.

However, what made him even more embarrassed was what was happening behind him. The car still rushed forward quickly due to its inertia.

When he crossed a small slope and fell straight down, he happened to hit and kill a Voldemort.

douyu and yefeng drove a vehicle to kill aini2012

After hitting and killing a Voldemort, the car finally stopped. However, Chen Feng, who fell three times, also died and turned into a box.

Looking at Li Xiaoyu who was sitting in the car stupidly, Chen Feng said in a deep voice: "Xiaoyu!"

"Ah? What's wrong?" Li Xiaoyu responded and jumped out of the car.

"Huh? Why is there a box here?"

After saying that, Li Xiaoyu lay down on the ground happily and started shopping in the mall again.

After he was satisfied, Li Xiaoyu remembered that Chen Feng seemed to be calling for help.

"By the way, where are you? I'm going to save you!"

Chen Feng was speechless again. He was already in a box. Please save your sister!

People in the live broadcast room couldn't help but start joking.

"Does it sound good? If it sounds good, it means good pot!"

"The young lady said that she was very happy licking the bag."

"Cherish life and stay away from little sister Xiaoyu."



"I'm dead!" Chen Feng said.

"Ah, why are you dead? Whoever beat you to death, I will help you avenge you!" Li Xiaoyu said.

What could Chen Feng do? It couldn't be said that he was photographed from the car by Li Xiaoyu with a frying pan.

He had no choice but to say: "Don't worry about it. Just follow my instructions and see if you can get into the top five."

"Hide and seek? I'm good at this, so I don't want you to command me." Li Xiaoyu snorted coldly and refused directly.

Chen Feng had no choice but to let Li Xiaoyu play by himself.

Anyway, with my teletubbies’ intelligence, it won’t take long for the box to be ready.

Seeing Li Xiaoyu's third-level head and ghillie suit after licking the bag, Chen Feng really wanted to cry.

If it weren't for Li Xiaoyu's Tathagata Magic Pot just now, these would all be his trophies!

As soon as Chen Feng's thigh died, the barrage began with all kinds of bragging.

"If I can win this game, I will have a five-speed electric fan during the live broadcast. Remember my ID!"

"As I said before, if you win this game, I will shoot ten rockets!"

"Ji Ba was beaten to death by the young lady. He is probably enjoying himself now."

“Dou M anchor, let’s find out.”

Looking at the various promises in the barrage, Chen Feng was really angry and going crazy.

If you hadn't been photographed from the car with a frying pan by a young lady, you wouldn't have even thought about denying the money if you had a five-speed electric fan and ten rockets.

But now, we can only let the barrage be arrogant.

After all, how could it be possible for Xiaoyu, a teletubbie, to eat chicken?

As time passes by, the poisonous circle is slowly shrinking.

Chen Feng was depressed to find that Li Xiaoyu, who was wearing a ghillie suit, had not met anyone during this period. On the contrary, gunshots were heard from other places from time to time.

"Xiaoyu, tell me honestly, are you cheating?"

"No." Li Xiaoyu replied: "I was very good at playing hide and seek when I was a kid."

Chen Feng, this Khan, had a strong relationship with you when he was playing hide-and-seek when he was a kid.

However, Li Xiaoyu really didn't meet anyone, and now there are only five people left.

"Maybe you have a lucky constitution." Chen Feng sighed.

"Ah? What did you say?"

"It's okay, you can continue playing hide and seek, I want to be quiet."

As the two of them chatted, there were only two people left alive on the field.

Li Xiaoyu actually hid in second place!

At this time, the poisonous circle has reached the third to last position, and the scope is already very small.

However, the person opposite never showed up.

It wasn't until the last circle that Chen Feng finally saw the man's hiding place.

However, with Li Xiaoyu's shooting skills, it's okay to hit her teammates. If she had a gun fight with them, she would probably die in a second, not to mention that she is still a troll and an awm.

"You actually managed to hide yourself in second place, that's really awesome." Chen Feng praised sincerely.

"Of course, I've been told that I'm very good at hide and seek." Li Xiaoyu said proudly.

"Second place is not bad. Play well in the next game and I will help you win the chicken."

"Yeah, that's what you said, you have to keep your words."

"Of course, how could I lie to you."

Such an ambiguous conversation between the two immediately caused people in the live broadcast room to protest loudly, saying that they had never seen such a thick (chou) face (bu) and shameless (yao) (lian) person.
Chapter completed!
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