Chapter 370: The Sad Li Zheng
Such a kind and simple little girl!
Chen Feng was completely helpless!
He wanted to remind Li Xiaoyu loudly, if it weren't for this woman, how could he be blown up in the bombing zone?
You actually want to give her your precious level 3 head!
But do you have the heart to yell at her?
Of course it's impossible.
So Chen Feng had no choice but to say: "Okay, let her pick it up."
The voice is full of reluctance!
At this time, he felt that Xu Moyi might be coveting his equipment!
How can anyone keep saying they have two smoke bombs, only to throw three out?
Chen Feng didn’t believe it even if he said it wasn’t intentional!
"Uh...well, I didn't mean it just now." At this moment, Xu Moyi spoke again.
"Not on purpose? Then you did it on purpose?" The corner of Chen Feng's mouth twitched.
"Of course it's not intentional." Xu Moyi said.
"Don't explain. Explanation is just a cover-up."
"Hey, you, why did I cover it up? What am I covering up?"
"The cover-up is the truth?"
Can we still chat happily?
Xu Moyi had no choice but to give Chen Feng a Hedong lion roar: "Get out!"
"Ahem!" Chen Feng gave in decisively.
Xu Moyi snorted, took off Chen Feng's equipment, put it on herself, and said after finishing it, "Thank you, Xiaoyu."
The voice was full of pride, which made Chen Feng even more determined in his mind.
This woman definitely did it on purpose!
"Hey! This is my thing, you should thank me!" Chen Feng said frantically.
"I know it's yours." Xu Moyi said this, but she felt something was wrong and immediately changed her words: "No, it should be said that these things were yours before, but you are dead now, so these things are natural
It has become an ownerless thing. There are only two people here, Xiaoyu and me. Xiaoyu gave them to me, so of course I have to thank Xiaoyu.
As for you... just stay wherever it's cool."
"I..." Chen Feng was speechless by Xu Moyi's words.
What you said makes perfect sense!
What can you do when faced with this kind of fiancée? Fight her, and you will still eat and wear other people's clothes. If you don't fight her, won't you be bullied all the time?
Oh my gosh, Lao Chen, I'm afraid my son won't be able to complete the task you asked him to do, and he will never be able to step into your home again in this life.
"Xiaoyu, do you have an extra room in your house?" Chen Feng said casually.
"Ah?" Li Xiaoyu didn't expect Chen Feng to ask this suddenly, and his face immediately turned red.
"Um...Um...Classmate Chen Feng, what are you going to do?"
"It's nothing. Just ask, so that you don't end up sleeping on the street with nowhere to go."
"Oh, it doesn't matter. If this is the case, I will kick my brother out and you can live in his room." As a biological sister, Li Xiaoyu decisively sold her brother.
"What about your brother?" Chen Feng asked.
Li Xiaoyu thought for a moment and said, "I don't know, but he must have a place to live."
Li Zheng, who was receiving strict education and criticism from his parents in the living room, was already very depressed after having a super luxurious mixed doubles game.
Who knew that the moment he stood up, he suddenly sneezed.
"Fuck!" Li Zheng touched his nose and said subconsciously: "Who will say bad things about me again?"
Dad: "???"
Mom: "???"
This bastard actually dares to say dirty words, he is so unconvinced!
As a result, he was dragged back and given another round of criticism and education.
It's like studying with peace of mind, working after graduation, and having a successful career before you talk about a partner.
Of course, don’t listen to this kind of thing!
After all, there is greater competition pressure in society!
On the other hand, the audience in the live broadcast room also wanted to tear Chen Feng, the beastly anchor, into two halves.
"The anchor is making crazy hints!"
"Miss Xiaoyu actually agreed!"
"Brothers, I'm so tired, how about you?"
"Knife in hand, follow me, kill the wind dog, and grab the small fish!"
Chen Feng: "..."
"I just mentioned it casually." He explained forcefully.
Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room will not believe his words at all. A man's mouth is a liar. For a cute and innocent girl like Miss Xiaoyu, who will believe that you don't have any other thoughts in your heart.
"Don't be stupid. After licking the equipment of those four people, run away the poison immediately." After saying that, Chen Feng pointedly complained: "It's really troublesome, but you still have to run away the poison!"
"Hey, we really need to get rid of the poison." Li Xiaoyu also looked very surprised.
It seems that when I play alone with my classmate Chen Feng, I never have to run away from drugs.
"Yeah, hurry up, you'll be taking poison soon," Chen Feng said.
"But you have already been eliminated." Li Xiaoyu said gloomily.
I have played so many games with classmate Chen Feng, and it seems like this is the first time he has been eliminated.
"I'm not here anymore, so you two can continue playing. I can just take a break."
"But, without you, how could Yiyi and I be able to beat the others, how could we win the chicken?" Li Xiaoyu wrinkled his nose and said.
When Xu Moyi heard this, she immediately said: "Why can't you beat me, Xiaoyu? Don't always rely on this bitch. Without him, we can both eat chicken."
"Ha!" Chen Feng sneered, "Blow, keep blowing, I don't believe that without me to guide you, you can eat chicken with your body-drawing marksmanship. If you can eat chicken, labor and management will cut off your head and use it as a stool for you.
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Do you really think you can eat chicken without yourself? Sorry, it doesn’t exist, okay?
"The anchor is raising the flag again, be careful of getting slapped in the face."
"Every anchor who sets a flag will usually be severely slapped in the face, but Jiba is different because he is a beast."
"Speaking of which, if he really eats chicken, will the anchor really want to cut off his head?!!"
"A man's mouth is a liar. Don't take a man's words too seriously."
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"Xiaoyu, let's run away from the poison." Xu Moyi snorted coldly, as if she was angry that Chen Feng dared to look down on her.
"Yeah." Li Xiaoyu nodded and immediately followed.
Chen Feng leaned on his chair, lit a cigarette, and looked at the screen quietly.
Hey, I want to see, how do you bring the little fish to eat the chicken? Do you think you are like the elegant tree in the wind, cool and suave like me?
Not everyone can bring a small fish to eat chicken. For example, that kid Li Zheng, the last time the three of us played together, he shouted that he was the No. 1 tyrant in Hong Kong. As a result, he died the fastest after landing.
Talking about Li Zheng, he was undergoing education and criticism, but he finally managed to deal with his parents.
As a result, another sneeze came out.
"Damn, is it over yet? Who is talking bad about me?"
After muttering, he regretted it, because...
The murderous aura that had been suppressed just now emerged again.
Chapter completed!