Chapter 47 MiMiMiMi~
"Why did you fall down again! The King forced him to express his surprise!"
"Pay attention to the word "you", it is used in a very essential way."
"Old women can always be knocked down by others when you least expect them."
"I feel sorry for the old woman, but why do I want to laugh so much?"
The fans in the live broadcast room looked at the stupid girl who was knocked down, and their comments became even more lively.
The silly girl was also very depressed looking at the screen. Originally, she didn't even intend to show off, so she hurriedly hid behind Chen Feng when she got out of the car.
Unexpectedly, when Chen Feng was pulling the bolt to load the bullet, he suddenly jumped to the side. As a result, all the bullets fired at him perfectly hit the stupid girl hiding behind.
Seeing herself being helped up for the third time, Damei'er felt that she must have forgotten to read the almanac before today's live broadcast.
Let’s not talk about pretending to be cool and getting slapped in the face. Every time you get hurt, you are always the one who gets hurt. This is a bit too much!
"Hmph, I'll make you look good later!"
The stupid girl blamed Chen Feng for all this.
"Huh? What did you underestimate?"
“Ah, it’s okay, it’s okay.
I said, little brother is awesome!"
"Stop licking, I have a fiancée." Chen Feng said very pretentiously.
Although she is in name only, she is still a fiancée after all.
Dumb girl: "..."
How could I meet such a straight man who doesn’t understand the style!
"Ji Ba is single again based on his strength!"
"What are your fiancées afraid of? The pinnacle of life is when the red flags at home are not falling, but when the colorful flags are fluttering outside!"
"Housewife Controller, let's find out more."
…
After licking the things, Chen Feng no longer needed anything on his body. On the other hand, the silly girl on the side looked a little pitiful.
The second level leader is only half durable, and the defensive armor is even more critical. It will be as bad as it is.
After Chen Feng drove his car and ran into the safe zone with his silly girl, he had no intention of stopping and kept honking the horn.
"Are you afraid that others won't know where we are!" Daimei'er said depressedly.
"That's right!" Chen Feng said seriously: "What's the point of this game if it doesn't kill people?"
"No, little brother, let's find a place to lie down and wait for the delivery." The silly girl was really scared after being knocked down three times.
Today, I am an old woman, bah, my silly girl should not have clicked on this double queue game!
"It's me, not you!" Chen Feng reminded seriously again.
You stupid girl is so angry in your heart, you are going to make me die, right?
Fans in the live broadcast room of Daimeier burst into laughter again.
"Finally, I met a big brother who can punish old women!"
"Prince, please take it easy and don't make this old woman so conceited."
"If you were really angry, I would probably wake you up laughing in your dreams."
"I don't know if I laugh or not. Anyway, the old woman is angry, and the consequences will be serious!"
“Just push the king to be awesome and that’s it!”
…
"Then can we live in peace?" The silly girl already had a pleading tone when she spoke. Who knows what kind of painful experience she suffered just now.
Chen Feng thought for a while, although he was very heroic and his marksmanship was comparable to that of a cheat, in the final analysis, the young lady was still a rookie.
There was no other way, Chen Feng had no choice but to agree, and the two of them found a house in the wild area to hide.
"Hey, little brother, why are your marksmanship so good?"
"Little brother, do you think my voice sounds nice?"
It's rare to meet a big brother who is indifferent to him, so the silly girl becomes more chatty than before.
"Stop talking, the airdrop is coming!" Chen Feng jumped out of the window and looked at the slowly approaching plane above his head.
"No, you don't want to lick the airdrop, do you?" Daimei'er had a hundred and twenty rejections in her heart.
If he licks the airdrop, wouldn't he be knocked down again?
Chen Feng didn't answer, he just picked up the M4 in his hand and fired two shots at the slowly approaching plane.
When the people in Chen Feng's live broadcast room saw this, they immediately started mocking with disdain.
"Ji Ba, I'm afraid you are trying to make me laugh!"
"The shot failed? Do you think you are Miss Xiaoyu?"
"Miss Xiaoyu is the goddess of luck, Jiba, you are a beastly anchor, incomparable."
"The big brother upstairs is heartbroken!"
…
The silly girl was also puzzled by Chen Feng's strange behavior. She asked doubtfully: "Little brother, what are you doing?"
"It's okay, I remembered someone."
Chen Feng looked at the plane flying in the distance and said.
"Oh." Dumei'er responded and fell silent.
She suddenly realized that she didn’t know how to find a topic!
However, this is not a problem for the silly little overlord who always gets perfect results from the show.
After brewing some emotions in her heart for a while, the silly girl said: "Um, little brother, there is something I don't know whether to talk about or not."
When the audience in Daimeier's live broadcast room heard this, they immediately knew that a good show was coming!
"Here it comes! The old woman's revenge is here!"
"I feel sorry for you one second, and laugh out loud the next!"
"Another poor big brother is doubting life."
…
"Then don't talk about it." Chen Feng replied casually.
Dumb girl: "..."
Why doesn't this person play by the rules?
"233, you are still very good at pushing the king. An old woman can't keep her legs together even if she just quarrels with you in one sentence."
"Brother upstairs who can't close his legs, do you want to taste the power of the old woman?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
…
"Actually, there is something I want to tell you." Daimei'er continued without giving up.
"Sorry, I'm not interested in knowing."
The silly girl said coquettishly: "Can you cooperate with me a little bit!"
"Okay then, what's the matter? If you fart, hurry up!" Chen Feng curled his lips and replied.
Dumb girl: "What the hell..."
After calming down her crazy mood for a moment, the silly girl continued.
"actually, I..."
"That me..."
Chen Feng frowned, why does this young lady only have so many dramas?
Just when he was about to turn off the voice and block this chatty young lady.
Suddenly, a rough male voice came from the earphones.
It's very different from the light and sweet voice just now.
"Brother! Actually, I am a man!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Isn't that surprising?"
"Hmm~"
Chen Feng (confused): "..."
Damn you, uncle!!!
What's going on?
As Dai Meier turned on the voice changer, the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly became boiling.
"It's over. King Bi must be doubting his life."
"The young lady suddenly turned into a foot-picking man. Anyone else would be autistic."
"I think there should be music playing here!"
"Old woman, let's go bgm!"
“mimimimimimimi”
(Mimi Mimi...)
"mimimi only mimi."
(Mimi, only Mimi.)
“mimimimimimimi”
(Mimi Mimi...)
"mimimi sexy me."
(Mi Mi Mi, sexy me.)
Accompanied by the sound of music that makes people surprised, crazy, and doubtful about life.
A series of gunshots rang out from the house where the two were staying...
Chapter completed!