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Chapter 53 A Hai

"Forehead..."

Zhang Mei's roar of the Hedong lion made Chen Feng wake up immediately.

Guaiguailongdidong!

I forgot that I am a student now.

Glancing at Li Xiaoyu, Chen Feng said awkwardly: "Teacher, I know you are considerate of the students, but don't worry, you can just sleep here and don't have to go home."

Although it would be more comfortable to go home and sleep, Chen Feng added in his heart.

After hearing Chen Feng's words, many people were amused by his fearless behavior.

I'm afraid this new transfer student is not a fool. Couldn't you tell that what the teacher said was ironic?

"Hey, you bastard, this guy likes me. I must get to know him well after class."

"I like you and I like it, but the old witch is going to show off her power."

"I hope this brother can resist the old witch's curse." After the fat man finished speaking, he clasped his hands together and began to pray for Chen Feng.



"Is it okay to sleep here?" When Zhang Mei heard this, she immediately became angry.

She has been engaged in education for so long, but she has never seen such a strange student, and this is the first time for this student to attend a class!

How dare he dare to provoke the teacher like this? This is simply a slap in the face and just open a dyeing workshop for some dye.

Zhang Mei glanced at Chen Feng and said angrily: "Did you hear everything I just said? Did you learn it?"

"Um...that's not true. I fell asleep just now." Chen Feng was very embarrassed and shook his head shyly.

This answer is quite honest.

"In this case! You are still fast asleep in class!" Zhang Meiyou was once again annoyed by Chen Feng.

However, this student did not quibble, which is worthy of praise.

But even so, there will be punishment!

Otherwise, where would I put my face as a class teacher?

Seeing Zhang Mei's face turn green, Chen Feng said quickly: "Well, teacher, please don't get excited, put down the pointer in your hand, it's wrong to punish students corporally.

"Also, what did you just say?"

Xu Moyi on the side couldn't help but hold her forehead.

Oh my god, can you shut up, let the teacher say a few words, and then admit your mistake?

Why isn't this over yet?

Zhang Mei glared at Chen Feng fiercely, and then said: "I just said that the two words seem to be the same, but they actually have different meanings, such as thirst and hunger. One represents wanting something.

food, and the other represents the desire to eat.”

"You have to listen carefully when I lecture. If you don't listen, how can you get a good grade in the exam?"

"You have to know that teachers are all for your own good. I..."

Seeing that Zhang Mei was about to transform into Tang Monk and start reciting the tightening curse, Chen Feng quickly interrupted.

"Teacher, I think what you said is too complicated. In fact, these two words are easy to distinguish."

Zhang Mei glanced at him in surprise, thinking that this classmate was making noises to please him, but after she saw the serious expression on Chen Feng's face, she felt a vague expectation in her heart.

Could it be said that this classmate was a top student before he transferred to another school?

Holding the idea that there are no bad students, only students who don't work hard, Zhang Mei tentatively opened her mouth and asked: "So, student Chen, what is your opinion? Or how do you think we should distinguish between them?"

Chen Feng is good at making nonsense, how can he explain these things.

However, this is not possible. He rolled his eyes and immediately had the answer in his heart.

"Thirst and hunger! This is very simple!"

He looked at Zhang Mei seriously, with a look that said it was a piece of cake. Then he smiled slightly and said: "Teacher, my understanding is actually very simple. The two words hunger and thirst are easy to distinguish.

.”

"As for thirst and hunger, my understanding is that the cucumbers are placed in different places!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the people in the class couldn't bear it anymore and started laughing.

Li Xiaoyu, who was next to Chen Feng, did not smile. Instead, she was thinking seriously. It was obvious that she did not understand the profound meaning contained in Chen Feng's words.

Cucumbers are placed in different places. This answer is so profound.

Looking at Xu Moyi again, her face was red with anger.

This guy is so abominable. He doesn't learn but he disrupts classroom discipline. He must be punished when he goes home tonight!

"Shut up, stop laughing!" Interrupting those wanton laughter, Zhang Mei asked a little confused: "What do you mean by this?"

Chen Feng, a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, continued to explain: "Hungry means eating cucumbers into the mouth. Of course, hunger and thirst can also be understood as eating into the mouth, but... haha... haha... not suitable for children.

, not suitable for children."

After all, Zhang Mei has been here before, and after Chen Feng's vivid explanation, she immediately understood what it meant.

His face suddenly turned red from suppressing pain. If anyone saw it, they would think there was a monkey standing in the classroom.

"Get out of here!" Zhang Mei pointed at the classroom door and said fiercely.

"Uh, okay."

Chen Feng was frightened by Zhang Mei's gaze, and he had no interest in studying.

So he agreed happily.

After tidying up his collar that was a little messy while sleeping, Chen Feng slowly walked out of the classroom and stood against the wall at the door.

"Okay, stop laughing and continue teaching! This kind of student is spending his parents' hard-earned money and wasting their good time. Sooner or later he will become the scum of society! I hope everyone will not learn from him!"

"You should learn from this, this is your negative teaching material!"

After Zhang Mei said a few words harshly, she began to recite the incantation again, causing the students on the podium to enter into endless torture.

It was class time at this time, so there was not a single person in the empty corridor.

Occasionally, a few teachers who passed by in a hurry would look at Chen Feng for two seconds as if they were looking at a bad student. Then they would helplessly shake their heads and continue to be busy with their own affairs.

Chen Feng touched his nose, took out his mobile phone and played Lianliankan.

At this time, the door of the classroom diagonally opposite him suddenly opened with a creak, and a man with short hair, dark complexion, and about 1.7 meters tall walked out of it.

The man also saw Chen Feng, and Chen Feng smiled slightly at him to show friendship.

We are all downgraded people at the end of the world, after all, we are all punished to stand still.

Unexpectedly, after seeing Chen Feng, the tiredness on the man's face disappeared instantly, and was replaced by an excited smile.

"Brother Feng, it's you!"

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, carefully searching for some information about the person in front of him in his mind.

However, after thinking for a long time, he didn't remember who this person was, he just felt a little familiar.

"Brother Feng, you don't recognize me anymore, Ah Hai!"

"It's you."

Chen Feng smiled and finally remembered who the person in front of him was calling him Brother Feng.


Chapter completed!
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