Chapter 6 Online dating? My Lolita!
Chen Feng watched helplessly as the man licked clean the trophies he had taken from the airport, and then ran away.
In the end, he could only quit the game with a depressed look.
Looking at the live broadcast room again, the barrage made him so embarrassed that he wanted to find a girl to crawl under her skirt.
"Hey, oh, oh, no, I'm laughing so hard!"
"Let go of that airdrop? Did Liang Jingru give you the courage to speak like this in the bombing zone?"
"mdzz! Chicken bully is still okay after being ridiculed."
"The Blue Hole has fulfilled your wish. Please give me your acceptance speech."
"This big brother is very particular, and he doesn't forget to ridicule you when he licks your bag!"
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"Ahem, there's no reason why people don't get their shoes wet when walking along the river. I've been on Jedi Island for so long, and it's normal for me to be killed once." Chen Feng waved his hand: "Where's that house manager? Give me the person who is gloating about his misfortune.
Ten minutes of silence."
"233, it seems that the house manager took the lead in gloating just now."
"Ji Ba, please give up. The entire live broadcast room belongs to me. If you don't believe me, just watch."
"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of people come to meet you!"
"嘤嘤嘤~"
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Taking a deep breath, Chen Feng settled the trade he had just opened. As a result, the entire live broadcast room suddenly rioted again.
"Damn it, Jiba is such a nasty trader!"
"Anchor, please return my fish balls!"
Facing the barrage of attacks, Chen Feng was helpless.
"It's my fault if you were blown up by justice from heaven."
The people in the live broadcast room are so angry. How can I not blame you? If you hadn't broken your word and killed the young lady, how could you have been punished by God?
In order to appease the people in the live broadcast room, Chen Feng had no choice but to follow their suggestions and play double queue. Moreover, he had to meet a young lady and successfully lead her to eat chicken in order to be forgiven.
Then this is a big headache. There are not enough girls in FPS games, let alone in the genre of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. If you can find one, you can buy lottery tickets.
Even if you are lucky enough to meet her, you may not be able to take her to have sex with you.
After all, most young ladies are incredibly good at it.
But there is no other way, after all, the purpose of live streaming is to make money and pay rent.
Therefore, in order to appease the living parents in the live broadcast room, Chen Feng still turned on the dual queue mode.
After a while, the screen changed, and the next moment, we arrived at the "Quality Square".
"Hey, hey, teammate, can you hear me?"
Chen Feng shouted in the team voiceover.
After his teammates heard it, they also said in a very greasy voice: "Brother, people heard it."
Chen Feng: "..."
Seeing that Chen Feng didn't respond, his teammate continued: "Brother, are you dating online? I am a lolita."
Since my teammates were using the public mic, this sentence was like dropping an atomic bomb in the square.
People in the square exploded.
"I am Guanyin!"
"My arowana is genetically modified!"
"My m24 is silenced!"
"M24 silencer, don't leave, I'm going to have sex with you!"
Everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing so hard.
"Haha, it's okay if I match a gay guy!"
"Chicken tyrants, we have changed our minds. I will forgive you for taking a gay to eat chicken!"
"Yeah, yeah, gays and stuff are so interesting."
Chen Feng shook his head and refused decisively, "No, no, no, no, I am a principled person. I have agreed to take the young lady to eat chicken, and I will definitely take the young lady with me."
After saying that, Chen Feng immediately quit the game. If he listened to what his teammates said, he was afraid that he would not be able to help but find a gun and kill him first.
After starting a double queue game and coming to the "Quality Square" again, Chen Feng shouted as he just did.
"Hey, hey, hey, teammates, listen..." Before Chen Feng could finish his words, he heard his teammates shouting: "Wow, little brother, we are so destined, we met again, are we dating online? I am Loli Yin.
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This familiar sound that makes people sick and crazy...
Chen Feng glanced at his teammate's ID and immediately lost his composure. What the hell, wasn't this the damn gay guy just now? Why was he ranked again?
"Jiba, just follow my family, it's rare that you are so destined!"
"Yes, yes, we won't embarrass you, Jiba. There are only a few young ladies in this game."
"Finally I met someone who can subdue the chicken bully! Everyone applauds."
People in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that they almost shed tears. This was so fateful. It was the first time I saw a chicken bully being made so embarrassed by a gay guy.
"No, no, no, no, I like Yu Jieyin." After saying that, Chen Feng quickly withdrew and couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead.
As expected, men have nothing to do with women when it comes to sex.
How terrible!
Just in case, Chen Feng waited for a while before starting the dual queue mode.
Entering the "Quality Square" for the third time, Chen Feng immediately took a vigilant look at his teammates' IDs. When he realized that he was not the gay guy who kept shouting that he was a lolita voice, he
He breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
However, just in case, he still said: "Brother, listen to me, I am not interested in lolita music, so don't try to bend me."
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Li Xiaoyu managed to sneak out today and found a gorgeously decorated Internet cafe to eat chicken. However, he didn't get the chicken and was cheated in the first game.
This made her so angry that she almost smashed the keyboard. As for the trust between people, you have to agree not to kill me.
Sure enough, if you can believe what a man says, even a sow can climb a tree.
After experiencing the situation of landing in a box seven times in a row, Li Xiaoyu thought that he might as well meet a gentle brother and take him to bed.
Thinking of this, Li Xiaoyu clicked on the double row mode.
However, just after entering the game and before saying hello, Li Xiaoyu regretted it.
The warm-hearted little brother in my fantasy did not appear, but a pervert appeared!
Just when she was about to quit the game, she suddenly felt that the voice coming from the headphones seemed a bit familiar.
She took a careful look at her teammate's ID, and her eyes suddenly widened!
"This...isn't this the big liar who yelled at himself to throw the gun out and not kill himself!"
douyu丶yefeng!
Li Xiaoyu remembers this ID very clearly. It was this stinky man who broke his promise and killed himself immediately after getting the gun from him.
"Hmph! Big liar!" Li Xiaoyu said in the team voice.
Chen Feng on the other side breathed a sigh of relief when he heard his teammates speak. He finally met a young lady.
If he met an abnormal gay man again, he estimated that he might really compromise with the parents in the live broadcast room and take the gay man to eat chicken.
However, what happened to this young lady? She was a little too rude.
Chapter completed!