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Since mobile phones have become smarter and the Internet has become more developed, Brother Dog basically stays at home except for the necessary daily walks.
Sesshomaru works on the first floor and occasionally holds video conferences; Enichi teaches himself programming on the second floor and works hard to maintain the firewall of his brother's company.
At the end of 2015, communication software had already emerged. Ling Yue was the first dog demon in the West to register for Twitter. She currently has 50 million followers, which is more powerful than Jiulanshu.
Seeing that Kurama, Iwakatsu, and Gojo Satoru all opened Twitter, and only the elder brother still used the outdated email, how could Enichi let Sesshomaru lose at the starting line? After his Amway and the needs of work, Sesshomaru
I finally downloaded Twitter on my phone and followed the steps to register.
With no avatar, no nickname, and no content, Sesshomaru, a "three-no" person, took his brother's mobile phone from his hand and compared it with his Twitter to see what he was missing.
However, he never expected that his younger brother, who seemed old-fashioned, was actually a trendy person. Not only had he been registered on Twitter for a while, but he also had tens of millions of followers.
Curious for a moment, Sesshomaru started browsing.
His younger brother's nickname is "General of the Western Kingdom". Just seeing this title makes Sesshomaru satisfied. This proves that his younger brother has a sense of belonging and honor to the Western Kingdom and always remembers his identity as a general, even in the virtual world.
You can change your name but not your surname.
When he was in a good mood, Sesshomaru changed himself into "Overlord of the Western Kingdom".
Scroll down and you will see that the contents of his younger brother's Twitter are very serious. He is either showing off the amount of meat he had for breakfast, lunch and dinner, or the early morning and evening after a walk. Occasionally, he will take a freeze-frame photo of his back, which looks like his father's magnanimity back then.
It's rare that his younger brother is so reliable when he can't see him. Perhaps he is attracted by his calm state of mind, so in the virtual world, he can have tens of millions of followers even though he has done nothing.
It seems that I have really grown up...
Seeing that his brother's avatar was the usual three swords, Sesshomaru followed suit and also used his own three swords as the avatar. After finishing a series of trivial matters, Sesshomaru returned the phone to Enichi, and he also understood the basic operations.
The two brothers are close to each other, and Yuan Yi posted a tweet telling everyone: "This is my brother."
Not long after, Sesshomaru's Twitter became lively. From monsters to warlocks, from reapers to employees, the number of people following him increased sharply. Unfortunately, the main character didn't like to socialize, so he reluctantly sent out his first tweet.
"Read the newspaper." No more.
The text message reminder sound continued. Sesshomaru frowned slightly, and finally put down the newspaper and turned on his phone. There were thousands of comments under "Read the newspaper". He clicked on it and narrowed his eyes dangerously.
"He is the brother of the 'General of the West'. He must have a great figure too!"
The word "ye" is very spiritual, revealing a little bit of weirdness that he had not noticed before. With the unique sense of smell of a parent, Sesshomaru was like a shark smelling the smell of blood, and once again cut into Yuanyi's Twitter
.
While he was just looking at the content of the half-demon hair, he had not read the half-demon's comments. So, Sesshomaru clicked on it.
Then, there is no more.
The truth behind the "seriousness" is extremely cruel. You can see from the picture of his back that he believes that stupid brother has a fatherly demeanor. It is that stupid brother has always been unreliable.
Unknown human: "The back is p, right? How can you have such a handsome back if you eat so much meat every day, unless you take a photo of your abdominal muscles to show me."
Below, is a picture of the abdominal muscles taken by a sincere idiot.
Sesshomaru:......
The replies in the comment area have become difficult to read directly. Twitter, as an international software, is so open that even monsters can hardly imagine it. It seems that it was from the time the stupid brother took the photo that his fans grew exponentially, and both men and women wanted to
Date him.
"General, your abs look like my future boyfriend."
"General, do you want to date me? I will support you with one hundred thousand dollars a month!"
"General, you are the father of my destined child!"
Although Sesshomaru didn't quite understand the connotation of some of these words, he had an intuition that they were not good things. Sure enough, whenever his brother did something, these guys who didn't know whether he was a human or a monster would encourage his stupid brother to show his arms and legs.
Fortunately, he thought that his stupid brother had made the right choice by holding the title of "General of the Western Kingdom", but he didn't want to rub the reputation of the Western Kingdom on the floor again.
Look at these instigators who are obviously dog demons. They talk about "red sun is eternal" and "flowing water carries snow". They really disgrace the dog demon. And they are not ashamed but proud of it. In order to show that the dog demon is
So powerful, everyone showed off their abs on Twitter.
"General, we have one too! Live up to the name of the Western Kingdom!"
"General, this is the power of our Western men!"
Silly brother seems to have created a very strange trend.
Sesshomaru:......
Probably because he stared at the page for too long, Enichi took a peek and immediately understood what Sesshomaru was struggling with. As a caring and good brother, how could he let his brother worry about taking pictures?
"Brother, do you want to join us?" Yuanyi picked up the phone and said, "Let me help you take the photo! I believe that as long as you are the brother, no matter how you take the photo, you will have the strongest abdominal muscles in the West!"
No longer able to bear it anymore, Sesshomaru's hands trembled.
"Bah bang bang!"
Yuanyi:……
…
Sesshomaru gave up Twitter and didn't log on for several months. Therefore, he didn't know that his stupid brother had a conflict with someone on Twitter and had reached the point of making a fight.
The reason was that Sesshomaru posted a tweet and there was no further news, while Enichi boasted every day that his brother was powerful, handsome, and intelligent, as if no one in the world could match him.
When ordinary people saw him bragging like this, they would say something like "the brotherhood is so good". Most of them would just laugh it off, or make fun of Yuanyi, and encourage him to send pictures of his brother to show them.
However, Yui's brothers were never "generous" to him, and he would never spread information about Sesshomaru at will. As time went by, everyone knew that Yuiichi was a brother, but they didn't want one brother to meet another brother.
.
The other party is not convinced!
[My Brother is Invincible], who wears a lion avatar, openly mocked: "Your brother is strong? No, does anyone really think that building abs is considered strong? And he is handsome and smart? You have never seen a truly strong man.
Right! Only the kind of strong man who can give you a strong sense of oppression just by standing there motionless can be called invincible!"
He added: "My brother is."
How can Yuanyi endure it: "My brother's strength comes from his heart and strength, and is by no means superficial. He stands under the moon, like a ray of moonlight; he stands under the flower, like a petal. He
It can blend in with all things in nature, and it is 'nature' that has the most powerful power and the most nihilistic sense of existence in the world!"
Strong retort: "My brother is not a strong person that you can evaluate at will!"
[My brother is invincible]: "I think you don't understand the definition of strong, and you still regard this artificial 'nature' as strong. If strong is a mountain, my brother is thicker than a mountain! No matter where he is, he is
A strong person has an unparalleled sense of presence!"
Yuanyi: "Your strength is only superficial, and what you pursue is just a mirror. I have seen too many strong men like your brother, but their endings are often not ideal."
[My brother is invincible]: "You cursed my brother? Believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
Yuanyi: "You can't touch me."
After the two "elementary school students" quarreled, they immediately arranged a fight on the playground after school. Yuan headed out with a sullen expression, grabbing Tie Suiyang, with a terrifying aura, as if he was about to go to an ocelot battlefield.
Sesshomaru: "What to do?"
Yuanyi: "I want to restore my brother's dignity!"
Sesshomaru:......
So, what happened to his dignity?
He picked up the Twitter he had not opened for a long time, and slowly studied the clues. Yuan on the other end disappeared into the night with several ups and downs early in the morning, and flew towards the agreed place.
…
In the house of Zenin, a young man named Zenin Naoya, who is a sorcerer, smashed the tablet!
"Damn General of the Western Kingdom!" Naoya Zenyuan picked up a handful of magic tools worth 1 billion, his handsome and evil face full of anger, "You are just an uncivilized monkey, and you want to compare your useless brother with Shi'er.
Are you worthy?"
Zenin Naoya is Shir's younger brother, he has a different father and mother, but Naoya's admiration for Shir has been rooted in his heart since he was a child.
From the first time he saw the terrifying Tenyo Tyrant, even though he had no magical power, Naoya was convinced: "Yes, it's him! He is the strongest man!"
Warlocks are born to be strong, and Zen masters are even more so. Since childhood, Naoya has looked at the strongest Jin Er and looked down at him. In addition to laughing at the Zen masters for their blindness, Naoya also developed a twisted respect for Shi Er.
He thinks that you are very powerful, handsome, and intelligent, and that you are an unparalleled genius among the Zen family.
He only recognizes Naoya as the strongest one, and Naoya does not recognize anyone else except him.
Therefore, when occasionally surfing the Internet and encountering an "idiot" who praises his brother in a fancy way, Naoya, who is offended, will of course go up and humiliate him.
Even if there is a conflict, it doesn't matter. He is a warlock of the Chanyuan family, the young man who is most likely to inherit the family in the next generation. How can he be afraid of an ordinary person?
Haha, the other party's date was exactly what he wanted, so he went to the meeting immediately to let that bratty boy know the difference between heaven and earth! He wanted to beat the other party until he knelt down and begged for mercy, and then scolded the other party's brother!
There are limits to online scolding battles, and only real victory can be achieved by fighting on the spot. So, he will stop being a human being tonight!
"Wait for me!" Chanyuan Naozai spat, holding the knife and disappearing into the night.
At midnight, at a place called "Eighty-eight Bridge", a war started between brothers to protect the dignity of their elder brother.
With the soft sound of footsteps behind him, Enichi, who had arrived a long time ago, slowly opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Naoya. He saw that the other party was wearing straight clothes and gave him a provocative look.
Naoya: "General of the Western Kingdom?"
Yuanyi: "My brother is invincible?"
To be continued...