The main reason why dog ​​brothers fight is that the chickens and cats at home don't talk to each other.

During dinner time, Sesshomaru saw Gojo Satoru coming to eat again and refused to return to his territory. Even as an adult, he liked to roll in his tail, which he felt was very annoying.

He said calmly: "Wu, you are no longer a child."

"I'm just a 28-year-old baby." Gojo Satoru leaned on the stuffed tail and played with his mobile phone, "I still love candies and cakes."

"..."

Sesshomaru pulled away the velvet tail and wrapped it around his shoulders: "Humans and monsters cannot be generalized. In terms of human age, you have been an adult for ten years."

"But you grew up like the White Inu clan." He tried to reason with a chicken and a cat. "Adult dog demons will leave the place where they grew up and open up territories outside. You rely too much on me and Inuyasha, and even trivial matters have to be taken care of.

Take care of it, this is not conducive to your domineering behavior."

Gojo Satoru squirmed a few times on the sofa: "Brother, when I walk, I usually keep to the right and stop when I see the traffic lights. I am not overbearing at all."

Sesshomaru:......

"Snapped!"

Gojo Gomaomao shed tears and posted a message: [My brother beat me!]

The comment section was filled with applause.

After beating Gojo Satoru, Sesshomaru realized one thing.

Of his three younger brothers, the original InuYasha, Enichi who was reincarnated as InuYasha, and Gojo Satoru who grew up free-range - only the original InuYasha is the most worry-free master!

Although his qualifications are not as good as those of the two later ones, the other person has been independent since he was a child and has made a living for himself. He has never bothered him. After he became an adult, he stayed in Maple Village to open up territory. He has several followers and can even find a partner by himself, get married and have children.

There is no need for him to worry, he is really a good brother.

And what about these two now?

No matter where he moved to live, he would always live with him. Since Enichi took over the work of retainers, attendants and nannies, Sesshomaru would not chase him away once he got used to it.

But if it were Gojo Satoru, he would have been killed. This kid was so broken that he, the Lord of the Western Kingdom, needed his own "care"...

Sesshomaru's chestnuts never hit humans. Gojo Satoru was the first person to eat chestnuts. To a certain extent, he was more promising than his ancestors, Ren and Ryu.

Yui Yi ignores the disputes at home, and since Gojo Satoru has been his brother's punching bag, the number of times he gets beaten has plummeted, which is great!

"time to eat."

In the blink of an eye, Gojo Satoru had turned off his cell phone and sat down at the table. As a cat that had just been beaten by a dog, how could he let the other person have a peaceful meal? Cat Pie's dignity needed him to protect it!

Satoru: "Kudou Shinichi is right. In thirty years at most, your two human identities will have to have funerals. Why don't you announce your 'heirs' to the public while you are still 'alive'."

Sesshomaru: "The Western Council will handle it."

"The human world is not as simple as 'dealing with'." Satoru said with a smile, "It's still a matter of favor! Do you know why the big chaebol held a banquet when they announced their heirs? It's to let everyone know that this is the heir they value."

"Brother, if you want to save trouble in the future, you'd better show your respect for the heir."

Sesshomaru didn't take it seriously. He could think of everything Gojo Satoru said. It's just that the head of the Satoru family couldn't do it well and suffered from his lack of experience. He didn't realize that under his hands, Genji was not the human Genji and had long been replaced by the Western Kingdom.

of Genji.

He doesn't need to worry about human rules. At most, he should pay attention to his age when walking outside. When he "comes of age", he only needs to arrange a simple funeral for Genshiro.

However, Gojo Satoru didn't mean that the head of the family was incapable of doing his job well, and he didn't expect Genji's current situation. His words were not meant for Sesshomaru at all, but for Enichi.

When it comes to fishing, Gojo Satoru is a “genius”!

As soon as Yuan bit the bait, he took the initiative to help his brother solve his problems: "Brother, I can pretend to be your son on the night of the full moon and attend the banquet you hosted."

On the night of the full moon, he is a youkai, and his appearance is closer to Sesshomaru. On the night of the full moon, he disguises himself as a human and pretends to be his brother's son, so humans will never find out.

Sesshomaru said coolly: "Do you want me to become the laughing stock of the demon world?"

"But when my brother's identity becomes his son, your lack of attention now will only make him a laughing stock of mankind in the future." Yuanyi completely gained the upper hand, "As long as all the people entering the venue are humans, the demon world will not know about this.

thing."

While the two brothers were arguing, Gojo Satoru finished the miso soup and ate all the cakes on the table, leaving none for his brother.

He also fanned the flames: "I heard Grandpa Xijian say that you raised Inuyasha, and he attended as your son. Isn't it perfect!"

Yuan nodded: "My brother and I are very close, and we can absolve each other of our human identities. Speaking of which, 'Minamoto Akaya' is also 53 years old, but I can't look for a child among dog demons who can pretend to be my heir.

They don't look similar to me, and secondly... I am a general, which will make them mistakenly think that I want to adopt a stepson."

"So, I kind of want to ask my brother to become smaller and pretend to be my son and go to the horse racing club with me."

Sesshomaru:......

Gojo Satoru just lit a spark, and Enichi immediately performed extraordinary. He asked his brother to pretend to be his son. Even Zakami was shocked when he heard this!

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru choked on his cake. He never thought that these two brothers could be filial sons to each other!

Sesshomaru: "I am the elder brother and you are the younger brother."

Yuanyi: "Brother, the book says that the specific situation will be analyzed in detail. We look alike, whether it is height or appearance, there is no one more suitable to be each other's son than us!"

Then they send each other off, support the coffin, cremate them, and then hold a false urn to create a halo of filial piety. In this way, their first human life has ended successfully.

Sesshomaru put down his chopsticks, and the Explosive Tooth on the knife rest began to buzz, which was a sign that his blood pressure was rising.

Seeing Bakuya's behavior, Yanya issued a warning. Then, the sword brothers on the knife rest collectively acted like monsters. Unfortunately, they were used to quarreling every day, just like the story of the boy who cried wolf, and Yuanyi didn't notice anything was wrong.

Xie Jian and Gojo Satoru, who were serving the table, looked at each other. The former immediately picked up a few eggplants and got off the table with his rice bowl in his arms. The latter's unlimited dishes covered the entire table, fearing that they would be knocked off the table.

"It's just that I'm worried about the way to die." Yuan Yi straightened up and said, "If you choose to end your life, you will have to prepare several medical equipment that cannot measure accurate data, as well as a complete set of medical records and wards.

You have to lie down in the hospital bed and play the role of a patient for a few days before you can pass away."

"This is too difficult for my brother."

"But other ways of death are even worse." Yuan Yiyi said, "Car accident, explosion, illness... my brother can't act." Maybe the scene of the car accident was a mess, and only his brother was safe, so that would be a disaster.

"Brother's acting skills cannot allow death to be used well."

Sesshomaru curled his lips and actually smiled, he smiled!

There was nothing more terrifying than his smile. Xie Jian quickly hid in the toilet. Yes, he would rather go to the toilet to eat than see the smiling face of his master at this moment!

Sesshomaru: "Inuyasha, have you decided how you want to die?"

Yuanyi: "I have thought about it." He gave the answer very seriously, "I will go to the horse racing club to bet on horses and win. Then I will hire a disguised monkey to give me a knife, and I will die on the spot."

After all, his acting skills are even worse than his brother's. If he dies with a knife, he won't need emergency treatment or lie down in a hospital bed. He can even serve as a warning to the outside world: stay away from horse racing and cherish life.

Perfect!

Gojo Satoru and Sesshomaru:...

Then there was nothing more. The two brothers started fighting without eating. The next second the long table cracked, Gojo Satoru rolled up the food and hid in the kitchen, while the two brothers left directly through the underworld. When they returned home

Countless gifts.

I have no choice but to get high.

Gojo Satoru felt numb after eating and called an ambulance for the two "old men". This was too insidious. The two brothers' wounds were not healed and they were covered in blood, so they couldn't run away when the car came.

What else?

But before leaving, the two brothers teamed up to beat Gojo Satoru for the first time. Sesshomaru was really ruthless. He told the doctor: "He is sick and should be sent to a psychiatric department."

"The injuries on your body..." the doctor realized, "are to restrain him!"

Gojo Satoru:......

In the end, the two dogs broke up the cat and sent them to the psychiatric ward, where they were locked up in the most secure ward. Then, they lay down with a cloth and covered them, and were sent to the intensive care unit to rest.

That night, Kurama took over the three of them as a specially appointed doctor. After that, the chicken and the cat escaped from prison, the dog brothers recovered, and Kurama was exhausted from covering up the fight, and was extremely tired.

"Don't come to me for this kind of thing in the future." Kurama said with a wooden face.

Yuanyi: "I heard that your mother has remarried. Calculating his age, your brother should be in junior high school. Oshima is full of cursed spirits and is very unsafe. I can arrange for the dog demon to settle in the junior high school where he is studying..."

Kurama smiled softly: "In the future, you will have to come to me for such matters."

Done.

Brother Dog's ward is very quiet. There are three people in the room. The only one in the same room is an old man who is about to die. His surname is Polygonum cuspidatum. He is old and his body is facing inevitable failure. But from the outside, he is still in good spirits, except occasionally.

He coughed a few times, but he didn't seem to be seriously ill.

He was a bit stubborn and always refused to let his grandson visit him. But once he understood the reason, the old man often lay in bed and reviewed his life, and occasionally read the names of his son and daughter-in-law who died young.

Unintentionally, Yuanyi heard the old man said: "Hitoshi, Kaori... Hisuhito has grown up."

Kaori?

Yuanyi knew it was the same name, but still took great care of the old man because of this name.

After going back and forth, they became familiar with each other. The old man had always been curious about why their brother lived in the sanatorium where the old man lived. Yuan Yiyi said: "When my brother sent us to the hospital, he accidentally reported the wrong age, reporting 17 instead of 71.

"

The old man smiled: "Children are always careless and naughty."

"Yes." When talking about raising children, the white dog of the Sun Zodiac sign is the strongest among the strong. Yuanyi immediately started chatting, "My younger brother has loved pranks since he was a child, and he also likes to torment people. My elder brother and I have dealt with him a lot.
To be continued...