A few days later, Dazai Osamu and Arasuke moved into Nakahara Chuuya's house very naturally. They lived as if they were in their own home and were very comfortable. He didn't go to work and let the phone call be called by the man named Kun.

Kida Doppo's members refused to move even if they were beaten to death.

Arasuke came downstairs with a stinky face and saw Dazai Osamu playing games with a game console unscrupulously, his legs stretched out, the glass coffee table was messy, and leftover snacks and drinks bottles were spread out on the table.

, suddenly became very angry: "Asshole Dazai, do you want to live in a garbage dump?! How many times have I told you to throw the garbage into the trash can in time? Don't you have ears?!"

Dazai Osamu was as steady as an old dog. He didn't listen to what was going on outside the window and only focused on playing tricks on the sages. He casually responded twice and said: "Hey, hey, Chuuya~ I'm hungry, go and cook~"

"Ha?!" Araki almost laughed in anger. He had never seen such a bad guy after so many missions. "Don't you have any hands?! Go ahead and cook for yourself when you're hungry, bastard! Is that you?"

Are you specially summoned to be a nanny?!"

The orange-haired and blue-eyed heroic spirit's eyes were burning with rage, and he was ready to pounce on Dazai Osamu and punch him to death as soon as he nodded.

Dazai Osamu casually pressed a few buttons to end the game, threw down the game console, stretched out, and then started to launch attacks like a pea shooter, "As a port mafia cadre who can't even cook, it's a big failure! It's obvious that

The master’s stomach is already growling, but he is a summoned heroic spirit and yet he does nothing! This is so disrespectful!”

"Then you bastard should spit out all the food I cooked before you say such a thing!"

Dazai Osamu curled his lips, stood up, picked up the windbreaker jacket on the sofa with one hand and put it on his back, and held the black card given by Nakahara Chuuya that he didn't know when it came to Arasuke in the other hand, just like

As if Arasuke's voice was automatically filtered out, he complained to himself, "Ah, really, I knew the little dwarf was unreliable. Fortunately, Dazai-sama, I was prepared~"

when?!

Arasuke reflexively touched his pocket, and sure enough, it was empty. He looked at the black card in Osamu Dazai's hand, and suddenly felt the urge to flip his avatar and rush to grab the card.

That’s a black card! That’s a black card!!!

It’s the kind of black card that doesn’t matter how you swipe it. Oh wow, it’s just taken away by this guy Dazai Osamu. Damn it!!!

I've been working for so long and I haven't been able to use this kind of black card. I finally got this opportunity in the mission world to have it for a short period of time. The result, the result,

It’s just gone!!!

Can I still go to Zhongyuan Zhongya and ask for another one?

Arasuke started to think wildly, no, no, no, no matter what my personality is, I would never do such a thing! Calm down, calm down, time machine, where is the time machine?! I want to go back to Osamu Dazai to steal the card

Sometimes I beat him until he couldn't take care of himself!

Arasuke looked at the card with some reluctance, as if he had seen his fiancée taken away by force. Dazai Osamu deliberately shook the card in his hand. The expression on his face was very cute, and his voice was also pinched by him, "

Unexpectedly? The card is not with you, but with me, Dazai Osamu!"

...Ah, this kind of malicious act of cuteness is a little bit disgusting.

Arasuke couldn't help but make a look on his face like he was about to vomit.

Dazai Osamu put away his deliberately pretentious look, moved his fingers flexibly, held the black card between his fingers, tapped the card surface with his index finger, and said in a relaxed tone: "Chuuya, let me treat you to dinner~"

Arasuke had no expression on his face and said in a flattering tone: "Use my money to treat me to a meal. You are really good at settling accounts."

Osamu Dazai suddenly laughed, "Well, thank you for the compliment hahahahaha~"

Fuck (a plant)

They finally packed up and walked outside. Arasuke and Osamu Dazai walked on the road one after another. While their minds were making calculations and supplements to the script, they suddenly heard a rapid "woof" sound. Arasuke looked up in confusion.

At first, I was confused when I saw the precious images of early humans taming puppies——

Dazai Osamu and the dog looked at each other and choked each other.

Arasuke saw Osamu Dazai looking at a khaki-colored puppy with a serious face. It was a real puppy, a small one. Then he started to bark "woof", and at the same time, the dog also started to bark.

, one person and one dog barked louder and louder, as if competing to see whose voice was louder. It was obvious that the fighting between the two parties was very fierce.

Dazai Osamu was the first to stop. Just when Arasuke thought he was giving up, Dazai Osamu dug around in his windbreaker and actually took out a pack of dog food!

Dazai punished him! Not only did he take it out, but he also ate the dog food in front of the dog! He also ate it with relish and was still provoking!

He is eating dog food! That dog food is food specially eaten by dogs!!

Arasuke's eyes were shaking, and he was dumbfounded.

Dogs are not real people, but you are a real dog!

As expected of you, Osamu Dazai.
Chapter completed!