Hello everyone, my name is Ye Chen. I can be handsome and wake up at night. I am a man with a good laugh. I like singing, dancing, rap, basketball, and playing King of Glory and League of Legends.

Recently, some incredible stories have happened to me. If you tell me, you may not believe it, but it is my personal experience.

Editor: Come on, music, tell your story out loud.

This matter started with an Internet cafe hack.

It was twelve o'clock that night.

In the dead of night, it's eerily peaceful.

Two old friends and I, who are also my roommates, were hacking together in an Internet cafe, playing the recently popular competitive game "League of Legends", which was a mess. However, in several ranked games in a row, we could encounter cheating elementary school students.

, the rank fell directly from the strongest king to the extraordinary master. The most important thing is that those group of elementary school students are just technical experts, and they are also very good at swearing. I can't even scold them with my typing speed, which has been single for 20 years. I am so angry.

I almost threw the shining mechanical keyboard to the ground.

What's even worse is that old Tie Linkun next to him kept sarcastic: "Hahaha, Ah Chen, you see see you, you can cook like a master, hahaha." (Primary school student: Brother, I also want to cook like you.

Is it okay to be the same as Master? The Black Iron rank is really uncomfortable.)

I ruthlessly raised my middle finger towards Lin Kun: "You are a stick, I will give you a gesture and you will realize it for yourself."

Lao Tie Zhenjian, who was on the side, was also with Mu Guan'er. The two of them sang and made sarcastic remarks, and said: "Hahaha, Ah Chen, don't be like this, come on, come on, my brother will help you pretend to be cool, and I will help you fly."

You throw it into the garbage, hahaha."

It has become a habit for a few people to play and fight. I didn't feel a trace of anger in my heart, but I still criticized him very unhappily: "Zhenjian, you really live up to your name, you are so cheap. Zeng Xiaoxian is not as wretched as you, you idiot."

However, this is the fact. I treat the game like my first love, but the game has abused me thousands of times. I was scolded by those elementary school students up and down, inside and outside. This game was also the same, which made me feel very depressed.

He pushed the keyboard hard into the table and said angrily: "No more fun, no more fun, I'm cheating, they scold me, I can't scold them, they scold me when I become MVP, they are all very capable

Swearing, and you two, are completely unstoppable. It’s like sitting in an Internet cafe for three consecutive times, and I’ve never won.”

After saying that, I hung up the phone decisively and asked you to spray me, so I’ll let you fight four to five.

After I came out of the Internet cafe, I felt depressed, so I went to a bar near the Internet cafe to comfort my injured young heart. I used the dynamic DJ music to heal the wounds in my heart, and used alcohol to drown all the sorrows. But,

Who would have thought that if you cut off the water with a knife, the water will flow even more, and if you use wine to drown your sorrow, your sorrow will become even worse. That damn sorrow actually learned to swim.

After three glasses of wine, not only did my mood not improve at all, but I became even more sad.

It's over, now I feel even worse.

I don’t know how much I drank. I drank three and a half kilograms of white wine and casually drank beer. I gradually began to feel the feeling. I felt dull and boring, so I got up and left the bar, preparing to drive Wuling Hongguang home.

I looked at the time and saw that it was past twelve o'clock now, very late. Police Shu Li had already gone home from get off work, so I wasn't afraid of checking for drunk driving.

Wandering to the underground garage, I suddenly saw a young lady wearing a dark blue Hanfu, walking slowly. She wore a hairpin, and her hair was waist-length and black.

Bright, slightly feminine, with light steps, no matter how he looks from the front, if you take a quick look, just from the back, he looks like Beethoven (with a lot of points on his back)!

Under the influence of alcohol, I peeked out from behind a few times very coquettishly, and the corners of my mouth raised an arc that can only be understood but cannot be expressed. No, this is a feeling of heartbeat.

Not to mention, modern girls, wearing ancient costumes, are no less elegant than ancient beauties. Moreover, if you are alone in the middle of the night, you may be feeling sad, which is a good time to strike up a conversation.

I can't help but go and strike up a conversation with the young lady, maybe I can even counterattack as a loser.

I was thinking a lot about how to strike up a conversation, and suddenly an idea came to me.

He took out a hundred-dollar bill from his wallet, followed quickly, and gently patted the girl's shoulder from behind: "Hey, little sister... little sister..."

"I don't have a boyfriend, I bought the clothes from Taobao, I dressed up today, I used to wash my hair with my trousers, I got my trousers from my colleague, I owe money on Huabei, I have credit card installments, I don't have mine at home, I've been in love..." the girl said mechanically without looking back.

replied.

The sudden scene made me confused.

This young lady is really interesting.

He refused without even looking at me. I'm a hot commodity, okay?

Although I was rejected, it made me even more excited. Maybe this is one of the great pleasures of men.

He hurriedly chased after him and said, "Hey... no, no, Gu Liang, Gu Liang, did you drop this money?"

Gu Liang turned around slightly and looked at her from the side. She was astonished at the sight, especially her white neck, which was so hard to see.

For a moment, I couldn't help but take another look. Her hair was exposed in a bun, her brows were lightly swept, her eyes were full of spring, her skin was as smooth as warm jade, her small cherry mouth was not dotted but red, as delicate as drops, and there were two strands of hair on her cheeks.

The gentle breeze blowing on the face adds a bit of seductive charm, while the charming eyes move intelligently, a bit naughty, but listless, with a sad expression.

I thought to myself: I guessed it right. The expression on his face that owed her two million dollars directly proved that Guliang was in a bad mood. The identification was completed.

Gu Liang didn't seem to want to speak at all. He blinked weakly and shook his head slightly. His voice was sweet but without the slightest anger, and he said weakly: "No..."

After saying that, he continued to walk forward with his head down.

It's rare to meet a beautiful woman. Under the influence of alcohol, I couldn't control myself. I hurriedly stepped forward and stopped in front of her, and said: "No...Wait a moment, wait a moment...Hey, Gu Liang Gu Liang,

I watched it fall out of your pocket."

As she spoke, she held Grandpa Mao in her hand and waved it in front of her eyes. Girls must not like to laugh, but at least they love Grandpa Mao. As long as she has money, I still don’t believe she can’t handle her.

But the girl shook her head slightly again and said, "It's really not true."

After saying that, he dragged his weak legs and walked to the side listlessly.

What an interesting young lady.

I suddenly became anxious. Looking at the girl’s appearance, she seemed to be seriously injured. If there could be a collision of hearts at this time, the probability of successfully picking up the girl would be much higher than the probability of a rabbit hitting and dying on the same tree. I stretched out my hand to stop her again.

The girl's way: "Hey... listen to my explanation, I'm not here to strike up a conversation, I just want to prove to you that I... I'm a good person... I'm such a good person, you can run into me wherever you go, even with a lantern.

I can’t find it…”

The girl blinked her long eyelashes, her eyes were empty and lifeless

, Mei Dai looked at me affectionately, and said weakly: "It's really not mine, I dropped the money loudly..."

Hey, does it still make a sound when money is dropped?

I was very happy when I heard it. Even if a hundred Mao Zedong sheets were dropped on the ground, there wouldn't be much noise. This girl is really good at showing off, with a look of contempt written in big letters and bold on her face.

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the girl’s mouth.

He curled his little lips ruthlessly and said: "Are you talking nonsense? Whose money can make a sound when dropped on the ground? Don't bother me with that useless thing." (Scumbags who dropped coins, please avoid it.

Don’t bother Yu Dada trying to pick up girls...haha...)

The girl put her hand flat in the wide sleeves and shook it gently.

"Dung..."

A crisp sound was particularly clear in this quiet underground garage.

A shiny golden object rolled down in front of me, extremely eye-catching in this dark basement.

I took a closer look and saw that the shiny gold was gold.

However, I quickly realized that such a large gold ingot cost at least a million. It was fake at first glance. I guess it was a prop for this girl to wear Hanfu.

Picked it up and held it in hand.

Oops, this thing is quite heavy. Isn’t it a prop, but real gold?

Turning over the bottom of the gold ingot, there is a word "Longevity" written on it.

Looking at the dark color, it is obvious that it has been tempered by years, but it still maintains the original color of gold.

This... looks like real gold.

I couldn't help but exclaimed: "Holy shit, it's real gold."

A beautiful young lady walks around with such a large piece of real gold in the middle of the night, isn't she afraid of being robbed?

Rich people are so willful and arrogant!

At this time, the young lady raised her eyebrows lightly, curved her thin lips, and extended her palm with a bewildered smile.

Especially her long eyelashes seem to have a kind of allure.

The beautiful face instantly gave me an indescribable impulse.

This is the feeling of falling in love.

The next second, I was stunned and stunned.

Her pink and snow-white palms were crystal clear, as if transparent, and her dark nails seemed to be shining with a deadly light.

For a moment, I was so frightened that my anus tightened and my heart trembled.

Thinking back to her confident words just now: I drop money loudly!

A normal modern girl would not say such shocking words. Look at her almost transparent palms, they are not owned by humans at all. Damn, am I going to encounter a ghost?

In an instant, she was half awake from the wine. She blinked and looked carefully. Her arms were just like those of a normal person. They were just like soaked milk and were particularly pink and tender. Could it be that I drank too much and saw it wrong?

Maybe I drank too much.

But what happened to the real gold in her hand? And her charming smile always gave her an inexplicable feeling.

Her mind exploded in an instant, and she didn't dare to think about it anymore. He handed the gold to her hand. When she touched it, her hand was unusually cold, like ice cubes.

Some girls do have cold palms, but it's not to this level, and it's still summer. I immediately suspected that a dog was in labor.

At this moment, I was panicking in my heart and said hurriedly: "I'm sorry to bother you, I'm sorry to bother you..."
Chapter completed!