Chapter 349 I am your father(1/2)
What to do?
The method of being possessed by a ghost will not work either.
My body must escape, otherwise, with Ye Hu's furious state, he will definitely be torn into pieces!
He and Ye Yao have been fighting with each other for many years and have a sworn hatred.
I finally seized the opportunity, how could I let it go so easily.
Once I let Ye Yao go, Ye Hu, as you can imagine with your toes, will definitely take out his anger on my body!
I don’t want my soul to be missing arms and legs when it comes back!
I don’t even want to be fucked by other men.
I don’t even want to be trained into corpse oil.
What should we do?
No one can rely on.
I was brainstorming, and suddenly an idea flashed in my mind, and I remembered the scene when Lin Guanghui and I were looking for Zhen Ningxue together.
We used the soul-calling bell and successfully found Zhen Ningxue's body.
It shows that the corpse really has a certain sensitivity to the bell.
Well, the blind man also said before that it was the Hunan people who drove away the corpses.
They can use bells to drive away corpses.
With that,
So, although the Infinite Heavenly Lord cannot get on my body, he can make my body go down the mountain by ringing the bell.
So I asked again: "Immortal Wuliang, do you know how to drive away corpses? It's like the way people in Hunan drive away corpses."
I have seen the miraculous methods of the trickster monk before.
No bell was used, and no method was seen, and the corpse went down the mountain automatically.
I can only worship such a noble method.
I guess not many people know how to do it.
On the other hand, using bells to drive away corpses is probably a more traditional method. I think many Onmyojis should be able to do it.
The Infinite Heavenly Lord immediately rubbed his nose and face, with an extremely excited look on his face. He deliberately cleared his throat, touched his unnecessary beard, and said sanctimoniously: "Ahem, cough, old man... There are only two things that I can't do, and that's not the case.
Yes, it won’t!”
wipe……
This bad old man, how old is he, and he is still in the mood to joke with me?
This old naughty boy is so naughty.
It's a waste of my expression.
I couldn't help but criticize: "Damn it, you bad old man, you are the last shameless person I have ever seen. Even though you don't know how to do it, you still pretend to be cool with me and waste my expression."
Alas, it seems that this method does not work again.
Shiitake mushrooms, blue skinny!
What should we do?
I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, spinning around.
Just when I was helpless, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord took a sip of old wine and immediately changed his posture.
He said with great arrogance: "But, I must know this thing! Hahaha, I am not boasting, I am the most professional in the entire provincial capital."
Damn it.
You bad old man is very bad. You know how to drive away corpses, but you still keep your relationship with me.
This guy is too bad.
Hearing this, I immediately became excited as if I had been injected with chicken blood.
He said emotionally: "Really...really?"
However, I think it was this guy who got drunk and boasted.
However, he should be able to drive away corpses.
Infinite Heavenly Lord continued to explain: "In the past, I was in a bad year, and as you know, it was very difficult to do business in the yin and yang industry, so I relied on driving corpses for others to earn some money to buy wine."
I couldn't help but curiously asked: "Then what method do you use to drive away the corpse? Is it a bell?"
Hunan people use bells to drive away corpses.
This is also a relatively common method.
The Infinite Heavenly Lord looked at me in great surprise and said: "Oh, that's good. You actually know this? That's good. In the past, people in Hunan used bells to drive away corpses. The corpses had a special sense of the bells, and they heard the bells.
When they hear the sound, they will instinctively jump forward, one jump after another, so the industry of exorcising corpses has been derived."
I see.
No wonder we found Zhen Ningxue’s body that day using the bell.
It's really magical.
I lowered my voice again and said: "That's really good. Infinite Heavenly Lord, there is something I really want to trouble you with.
Later, no matter what happens, if my soul is out of body, well, can you... help me take my body down the mountain. When the time comes, I will introduce you to a nun!"
Hearing this, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord put one hand on his chest and said in a serious manner: "Amitabha, the old Taoist is a gentleman who devotes himself to cultivation and does not approach women. How good is that!"
Damn it in uppercase and bold!
Two bold and widened expressions of contempt!
I, Ye Chen, the person I admire the most in my life is this kind of serious and pretentious person.
Now that the nun and the monk are married, why are you still pretending to me?
Why do so many monks eat meat and drink wine?
What else is there to wear?
However, he is an old Taoist priest and is not close to women, which is reasonable and I understand it!
In an instant, the image of Infinite Heavenly Lord in my mind suddenly became much taller.
When I was about to give him a thumbs up,
Immeasurable Heavenly Lord immediately changed his mind and said: "Ahem, but since Donor Ye is so sincere, I can reluctantly accept it! By the way, the nun wants to introduce me to a good-looking one, hehehehe..."
Well……
Convex...
Does this guy dare to hold on for three seconds?
Isn't this face-changing speed faster than turning the pages of a book?
When looking for a nun, you also need to find someone good-looking.
What the hell!
It really surprised me.
Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauties, and you are right!
Even old Taoist priests like Wuliang Tianzun couldn't control themselves and wanted to find a beautiful little nun!
The seven emotions and six desires are natural human emotions and are not surprising.
There is nothing to despise.
So, the two of us decided happily!
I think that by then, the scene will be in chaos, and Ye Hu will definitely chase Ye Yao with all his strength, and how can he be in the mood to pay attention to my body.
As long as Infinite Heavenly Lord can help me quickly, there must be no big problem.
After discussing it with Infinite Heavenly Lord, I planned to find an opportunity to give away the Yin and Yang Pisces first.
Bai Dayu had warned this thing before, and it must not be discovered by Ye Hu and the magic monk.
Although I don't know whether what he said is true or not, as long as the Yin and Yang Pisces are still there, my physical body will be immortal. Once the Yin and Yang Pisces are broken, it will lose its function.
It sounds very mysterious.
Regardless of whether it is true or false, I would rather believe that it exists than believe that it does not exist.
What if it's true?
It's better to be careful.
So, the safest way at present is to hand over the Yin-Yang Pisces and Yin-Yang Box to Lin Guanghui.
To be continued...