Chapter 053 Diapers Save Your Life
After tearing off another salted duck leg for Liang Shanhao, Yue Xiaoyang said: "Of course, Commander Liang's battle deeds have been published in the newspapers. The headline of the most famous Jinling Daily in Nanjing this morning was you!"
Taking the duck leg and chewing it, Liang Shanhao said with a smile: "No way! It spread so quickly! I became famous so quickly, and I was afraid that I would be targeted by the little Japanese spies! If one day I was caught by a little Japanese spy while walking on Zhongshan Road
If the secret agent assassinates someone, that would be tragic!"
Giving Liang Shanhao a rollicking look, Yue Xiaoyang shouted: "Bah, bah, bah! What a lie! Captain Liang is so lucky that even the bayonet of a kid on the battlefield can't get close to you, let alone a few little Japanese assassins!"
Liang Shanhao laughed: "That's right, the bullet that can kill me, Liang Shanhao, has not been made yet! Hey, the front line is so dangerous, how come you female classmates dare to go to the front line, why are you not afraid at all?"
Yue Xiaoyang said: "What are you afraid of? I went to the wounded soldiers' hospital in the city to see it. The soldiers on the front line fought really hard. Not only did they lose their legs and arms, but some also lost their lives. Those who defended Nanjing City
Soldiers are all good people. Everyone has a responsibility when the world rises and falls. We students should also make some contributions to defend the capital!"
Nodding, Liang Shanhao said: "The little girl is quite enlightened! Okay, you guys should hurry back to the city later. I don't have time to take care of you when the little devil's shells are coming."
Yue Xiaoyang said: "Okay! Liang Tuanzuo, after you beat the little devil away, I invite you to visit our Jinling University. Our school is a famous school that can be compared with Peking University!"
With a smile on his face, Liang Shanhao said: "It's a deal. When the time comes, you have to be my tour guide and you have to treat me to dinner."
Nodding repeatedly, Yue Xiaoyang said: "No problem, tell me what you want to eat, leader. There is no snack in Nanjing that I don't know."
Liang Shanhao said: "It seems that you are not only a top student, but also a complete foodie."
With a puzzled look on his face, Yue Xiaoyang asked: "What is a foodie?"
Liang Shanhao couldn't help but laugh secretly and accidentally changed his words. Foodie is a modern word that people in the Republic of China don't understand.
Liang Shanhao explained: "Haha, foodie means gourmet. What I mean is that you are very knowledgeable about food!"
Yue Xiaoyang seemed to understand: "Thank you for the compliment, captain. I just go out with my classmates a lot and am just a glutton. I can't be called a gourmet."
At this time, the other two girls shouted from a distance: "Xiaoyang, we are going back to school. If you come home late, your cousin will have to worry about you again."
Yue Xiaoyang raised his voice and responded: "Okay! Wait for me for a while, I will come right away!"
With a wave of his hand towards Liang Shanhao, Yue Xiaoyang said with a smile: "Commander, I'm leaving then. You have to take care not to be targeted by the little devil's gun."
He also waved to Yue Xiaoyang, and Liang Shanhao said: "Don't worry, I'm very tough, but you, please be careful on the road! The Japs' plane is coming, you have to hide."
Nodding, Yue Xiaoyang said: "Commander, bye! Remember our agreement! See you at Jinling University!"
Nodding heavily, Liang Shanhao said: "Well, see you at Jinling University! Be careful on the road! Wang Daniu, help me see Miss Yue off!"
Wang Daniu said: "Miss Yue, please!"
Seeing the three female students following Wang Daniu from the direction of the traffic ditch, Liang Shanhao continued to eat the remaining half of the salted duck!
This salted duck is so fragrant that Liang Shanhao hasn't had any meaty taste in his stomach for several days.
As soon as I took a bite of duck meat, the roar of mortars tearing through the air suddenly came from the sky.
Phew! Phew! Phew!
Dozens of mortar shells suddenly fell on the position of the first regiment, but they did not explode. Instead, a burst of strange gas was released.
The look on his face suddenly changed, he dropped the salted duck in his hand, and Liang Shanhao shouted at the top of his voice: "The devil's gas bombs, everyone wear gas masks!"
As soon as he finished speaking, some soldiers started to cough because they had not had time to put on their gas masks.
Suddenly, a cannonball fell in front of Yue Xiaoyang and the others, frightening the three girls and falling to the ground. However, Yue Xiaoyang discovered that the cannonball did not explode.
Handing a gas mask to Yue Xiaoyang, Wang Daniu covered his mouth and shouted: "Quickly, put on the gas mask."
However, Yue Xiaoyang handed the gas mask to another girl.
Without gas masks, Wang Daniu and Yue Xiaoyang began to cry, sneeze, and even cough violently.
Wang Daniu covered his mouth and nose and said: "Hold your breath, don't inhale the poisonous gas."
Liang Shanhao expected that Yue Xiaoyang and the others would also be attacked by gas bombs, but none of them had gas masks!
Sure enough, when Liang Shanhao rushed over, he could see through the window of the gas mask that three people were coughing crazily.
Taking off the gas mask on his head, Liang Shanhao shouted: "Xiaoyang, put it on quickly!"
Looking at Xiaoli who was also coughing, Yue Xiaoyang waved his hand and said, "Give it to Xiaoli! I'm okay."
Liang Shanhao shouted in a low voice: "Take it with you and be obedient!"
Putting the gas mask on Yue Xiaoyang's head, Liang Shanhao, holding his breath, shouted: "Which of you has a handkerchief, please borrow it!"
Yue Xiaoyang responded in a muffled voice: "Captain, I have it!"
Taking the handkerchief handed over by Yue Xiaoyang, Liang Shanhao shouted: "It's not enough, I want three."
Taking out two beloved handkerchiefs, the girl named Xiaoli said: "Captain, don't get them dirty."
Holding three handkerchiefs, Liang Shanhao shouted: "I can't guarantee this, Wang Daniu, come with me! Xiaoli, you must hold back and wait for us to come!"
Holding his breath, Wang Daniu followed Liang Shanhao to a hidden place.
Liang Shanhao unzipped his pants and peed on a handkerchief. Liang Shanhao shouted at the top of his voice: "Daniu, pee!"
Looking confused, Wang Daniu asked: "Tuanzu! What are you doing? You actually used a female classmate's handkerchief like this?"
Passing the other two handkerchiefs to Wang Daniu, Liang Shanhao cursed: "Hurry up! Do you still want to live?"
This is a crude way to deal with poisonous gas attacks. Peeing on a towel and covering your nose can effectively filter the poisonous gas.
Wang Daniu is a soldier of the Central Army with a good reputation. He has also received a lot of German training, including some combat subjects related to defense against gas bombs.
His eyes suddenly lit up, and Wang Daniu also followed Liang Shanhao's method and sprinkled his own urine on two clean handkerchiefs.
Putting a handkerchief stained with urine to his nostrils, Wang Daniu with a smirk on his face shouted in a low voice: "Can that Xiaoli accept my urine?"
He also covered his mouth with a handkerchief stained with urine, and Liang Shanhao said with a straight face: "It's more important to save your life, I can't worry about that much."
Taking three steps and then two steps at a time, Liang Shanhao and Wang Daniu quickly returned to the three girls.
Handing a handkerchief stained with urine to Xiaoli, Wang Daniu said: "Classmate Xiaoli, cover your mouth quickly!"
Smelling the ugly smell of Wang Daniu's urine, Xiaoli with a gloomy face shook her head: "I don't want it, even if I die, I don't want it!"
Wang Daniu said: "Can you run 1,000 meters in one minute? If not, just cover me up!"
Seeing that Yue Xiaoyang was angry, Liang Shanhao said: "Daniu, don't use foul language in front of female classmates. Xiaoli, cover your face quickly! This thing can save your life!"
Pulling off the gas mask on his head, Yue Xiaoyang said: "Captain, give my gas mask to Xiaoli! Let me do it!"
Shaking his head, Liang Shanhao said: "No, no, no! That urine is not..."
Before he finished speaking, Yue Xiaoyang had already put the gas mask on Xiaoli's head, then casually took Wang Daniu's handkerchief and covered her mouth.
When Liang Shanhao saw it, he immediately became anxious. He had to use his own urine to cover it up! He couldn't use Wang Daniu's!
Grabbing Yue Xiaoyang's hand, Liang Shanhao said with a smile: "Wait a minute! Use my piece! Give me Daniel's piece!"
Frowning his brows, Yue Xiaoyang said: "Why? They're not all the same!"
Liang Shanhao shouted: "It's different! Use me!"
Wang Daniu smiled evilly and said: "Tuanzuo, I'm sorry!"
Liang Shanhao suddenly gave Wang Daniu a meaningful look.
The wise and powerful Liang Tuanzuo is about to enjoy the smell of guard Wang Daniu's urine.
But there's nothing we can do about it. We can't let Yue Xiaoyang use Wang Daniu's handkerchief!
Chapter completed!