Chapter 302 The Bad Things In The Past
Jiang Chen looked at his master Gu Changsheng's serious and anxious face.
Jiang Chen did not continue to joke.
However, Jiang Chen was also secretly surprised by this old guy, his master.
She was so coquettish when she was young.
What a talent.
Quite unique!
Jiang Chen really hadn't noticed this before.
No wonder Holy Lord Xuanyue hates his master so much.
It turns out there was a story.
"Did you ship the goods then?" Jiang Chen couldn't help but ask.
"Shipping?" Monk Gu Changsheng was confused.
What is shipping?
He had never heard of it in his life.
"Is it just cum?" Jiang Chen said speechlessly.
Jiang Chen originally wanted to talk more advancedly, but Jiang Chen found that his master couldn't keep up with the pace.
After all, one master and one apprentice, no matter what, it is still awkward to talk about this kind of topic.
"Oh, I understand. I remember I shipped the goods because I felt guilty and nervous. After all, I already had a wife at that time, so I shipped the goods in advance when I was nervous. From then on, I am useless in every aspect, maybe this is God's punishment for me!" Gu Changsheng thought for a while and nodded involuntarily.
"Then Leng Yue is 100% your daughter!" Jiang Chen nodded.
"Why? I really hesitated and didn't go in at that time!" Gu Changsheng said with a suspicious look on his face.
At this moment, Gu Changsheng was also feeling particularly uncomfortable.
If Leng Yue was really his daughter, then Gu Changsheng had done something extremely unscrupulous.
In all these years, he has never seen Leng Yue or taken care of Leng Shuangmei.
A peerless woman who doesn't even have a husband has a child.
Gu Changsheng could imagine how desperate and heartbroken Leng Shuangmei felt at that time.
"Master, let me explain to you. Even though you didn't go in at that time, if you shipped the goods, as long as the tadpoles swam in, and Holy Lord Xuanyue was in a special period at that time, the tadpoles happened to hit the eggs, and they could get pregnant. Yes!" Jiang Chen couldn't help but explain.
"That's it!" Gu Changsheng nodded.
Gu Changsheng's heart was filled with regret and guilt at this moment.
It was he who was sorry for Leng Shuangmei and his daughter Leng Yue.
"Master, don't be too sad. Judging from this perspective may be a bit hasty. Let's look at it this way. When our Chaos Holy Land unifies the entire Ancient Immortal Realm, and then we go to the Immortal Immortal Realm, I will have another way. There is a way to resolve whether you and Leng Yue are father and daughter!" Jiang Chen couldn't help but say.
Jiang Chen knew that their Chaos Holy Land was now being targeted by Thunder Holy Land, Jiuyou Holy Land and Yin Yang Hehuan Holy Land.
If Gu Changsheng leaves, there will be trouble in the Holy Land of Chaos.
Because in a holy land, only the Holy Lord can use the imperial weapons, and no one else can shake the imperial weapons.
Therefore, Gu Changsheng cannot easily leave the Holy Land of Chaos too far.
"Is there really another way?" Gu Changsheng couldn't help but said happily.
"Yes, it's called Blood Recognition. Master, don't worry, I will solve this matter for you. Master won't be too sad. Men, young and frivolous, who hasn't done anything like that? Tell the master the truth." You, this time I entered the Heaven and Demon Land, and my first kiss was taken away from me!" Jiang Chen said with an expression that made him want to cry.
As a young man with "five good qualities" (ideals, responsibility, responsibility, deeds, and justice) who traveled from a certain blue planet, Jiang Chen naturally has a consistent thought in his life.
But now, the first kiss was snatched away.
Jiang Chen wanted to cry a little bit.
"Pfft!" Seeing Jiang Chen's expression of wanting to cry, Gu Changsheng couldn't help but laugh.
"Master, you are still smiling. I really want to cry. My first kiss was reserved for my future wife!" Jiang Chen couldn't help but said with a serious face.
"Haha... My good disciple, it's not called your first kiss, it's just a child's kiss. Take it away and take it away. It's better to be taken away by a girl in the heaven and demon land than to be taken away by those thousand-year-old old witches outside.
Let's go, to be honest, you are so handsome, not only women, but also men probably want to kiss you!" Gu Changsheng said.
"What? Man?" After hearing Gu Changsheng's words, Jiang Chen's face turned extremely ugly.
In the past, Jiang Chen thought that being handsome was a kind of capital, but now Jiang Chen realized that being too handsome was actually a sin.
Invisibly, there are many enemies.
Both men and women have it.
Whenever I see him, I always crave his body.
"It's really hard for me!" Jiang Chen couldn't help but sigh towards the blue sky.
"Okay, I'm leaving, disciple. But disciple, you are really capable. At such a young age, where did you learn all this knowledge about men and women?" Gu Changsheng asked curiously as he walked away.
What is shipped?
What tadpole?
Gu Changsheng had never heard of "holding back a drop of blood" before, but after Jiang Chen explained it, Gu Changsheng felt that it was a special image and had great connotations.
"It's been in my mind since I was born, so I don't know either!" Jiang Chen made nonsense.
Jiang Chen can't say that he comes from a blue planet with highly advanced technology and civilization, and that he traveled through time after saving someone from a sea of fire and being burned to death. Gu Changsheng would probably be frightened to death.
Because in this world, although people's force is very powerful, the technology and civilization are much worse than the place in Jiang Chen's previous life.
"It seems that you are truly the chosen one!" Naturally, Gu Changsheng had no doubts about Jiang Chen's explanation.
Even in Gu Changsheng's mind, Gu Changsheng regarded Jiang Chen as the reincarnation of a certain immortal emperor.
Because Jiang Chen is really extraordinary.
…
Half a day later, Jiang Chen and Gu Changsheng arrived directly at Yuxiu Peak in the Holy Land of Chaos.
"See you boss, I wish you all the best in the world, smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace all year round, five fortunes coming, six or six fortunes, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, long-lasting childlike innocence, perfection, everything goes well, and everything goes well.
May everything be auspicious and all the best! Coca-Cola, the spirit of dragon and horse, may you be as blessed as the East China Sea, and may your life be as long as the Southern Mountains! It will last for thousands of years, it will be strong for ten thousand years, and the future is unlimited!”
After Jiang Chen arrived, Jiang Chen's younger brother Li Yun was the first to speak out.
Hearing Li Yun's words, Jiang Chen and Gu Changsheng almost fainted.
What does Coca-Cola mean? What else does it mean to last for thousands of years? It will last for ten thousand years?
You can’t change your fucking habit of saying blessing idioms, but can you say such idioms that make you laugh or cry?
Jiang Chen really has some serious doubts. What exactly did this kid go through when he was a child?
Jiang Chen really wants to ask Elder Li if he tortured and abused his grandson when Li Yun was a child.
Chapter completed!