Chapter 118: Dinner Table Jokes to Eliminate Bad Luck4000 words(1/2)
It snowed heavily outside the house, and accompanied by the continuous sound of firecrackers, the Qin family closed the door and had the most sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner in history.
As members of the Qin family, Rhubarb and Bieme also had their own New Year’s Eve dinner: Rhubarb was a pot of fragrant chicken rice, and Bieme was a bucket of bean dregs mixed with several bowls of rice and a few fresh Chinese cabbage.
Fully satisfied with quality and quantity.
The grown men of the Qin family had to drink at least two cups, and the air was filled with a strong aroma of wine.
Qin Xiaoxiao was very curious about the strange-smelling wine, so she secretly dipped her chopsticks into Qin Shan's wine cup.
The little girl thought that no one was paying attention, so she quickly put the tips of the chopsticks dipped in wine into her mouth and smacked them. The next moment her face wrinkled up like a little old lady: "Ahem~"
Wow, it’s so spicy and tastes bad!
"Hahahaha~" The others observed her reaction calmly, looking at her pitiful look with tears in her eyes due to the alcohol, and laughed unscrupulously.
"You girl dare to taste everything. Now do you know the consequences of being greedy?" Seeing her daughter's uncomfortable look, Lin Qiuniang filled a bowl of chicken soup and taught her a lesson: "Let's see if you dare to act recklessly next time."
Qin Xiaoxiao drank a lot of fragrant chicken soup, trying to swallow the strange taste in his mouth: "It's spicy, it doesn't taste good!"
Qin Shan wanted to tease his daughter, so he deliberately picked up the wine cup and put it to her mouth: "Here, take another sip and it won't be spicy anymore."
Qin Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she hid in Lin Qiuniang's arms, shaking her head like a rhubarb's tail: "No, don't drink!"
Everyone laughed again at her reaction, and did not forget to warn: "Children can't drink, and no one can coax you to drink in the future."
"Uh-huh, you can't drink it!" Qin Xiaoxiao responded hurriedly, and took another sip of chicken soup from Lin Qiuniang's hand.
Looking at the laughing and noisy Qin family, Zhao Xiuxiu felt an invisible barrier among them. Even if no one at the dinner table looked coldly at her, she could eat whatever she wanted and say what she wanted.
But this home does not belong to her, and this excitement does not belong to her either.
After the New Year's Eve dinner for more than half an hour, the snow in the yard was already an inch thick, and the night sky reflected in it became brighter and brighter. After the meal, the family talked for a while around the stove with the door ajar, then yawned and went back to their own homes.
Go back to your room and sleep in your cage.
Qin Xiaoxiao nestled in Lin Qiuniang's arms and asked with sleepy eyelids: "Mom, can I wear new clothes at dawn?"
Lin Qiuniang was too sleepy to open her eyes and said in a daze: "Tomorrow is the New Year, so I have to wait until tomorrow to wear new clothes."
When Qin Xiaoxiao heard this, he twisted his little buttocks and pushed himself up and down in the quilt: "Can't you wear it at dawn? Brother Li sent a box of new clothes, and my mother also made me new clothes. There are many new clothes to wear~"
Lin Qiuniang felt the cold wind pouring into the quilt, and stretched out her hands to close the corners of the quilt: "Sleep well, if you dare to move around, I will slap your butt!"
Qin Xiaoxiao immediately turned over and pointed her butt towards Lin Qiuniang, grunting: "If your butt is swollen from spanking, do you want me to wear new clothes? Then spank me~"
Lin Qiuniang: "..."
Qin Shan, who was lying outside and was not asleep, held back a smile and spoke for his daughter: "There are many new clothes. Give her a set of clothes to wear. If she doesn't like it, you won't be able to live in peace all day."
This girl is a troublemaker, she is both coquettish and coaxing, who can handle it?
Lin Qiuniang didn't want to be tortured so much that she couldn't sleep, so she slapped the little grinder's butt with two slaps: "Wear, wear, wear, wear it for you. If you don't close your eyes and sleep well, I will give new clothes to others."
wear."
"Yeah, mother is the best, boo~" Qin Xiaoxiao ignored the slap on her butt, threw herself into her mother's arms and kissed her on the face, her eyes narrowed with joy.
Lin Qiuniang lost her temper because of her daughter's fuss, and hugged her soft little body: "Go to sleep, there will be new clothes to wear at dawn."
Qin Xiaoxiao giggled happily, put her little hands on her mother's body and closed her eyes, finally calming down.
Qin Shan felt sleepy gradually as he listened to his daughter's even breathing. He subconsciously leaned in the middle, and together with Lin Qiuniang, he protected his daughter and fell asleep.
In the darkness, Lin Qiuniang looked at the outlines of the two heads, one large and one small, and smiled silently: These are the two most important people in her life!
After returning to the cage and sleeping until daylight, when Qin Xiaoxiao walked out of the room again, she was completely new from head to toe: she had a brand new red headband on her head, changed into a bright red dress, and wore a pair of exquisite and beautiful shoes on her feet.
Sheepskin boots.
The little girl was already pretty with red lips and white teeth, and when she changed into this bright red outfit, she exuded an indescribable energy. She squatted in the white yard and played with her brothers and sisters in the snow.
Become the only vivid color in this lonely world.
"Okay, good-looking!" Mrs. Miao looked at her little granddaughter's liveliness. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it. There was a kind smile in her eyes: "The embroiderer in Mr. Jing's family is really amazing. I have never seen her smile before.
Make clothes that fit you like this.”
Qin He said with a smile: "The embroidery skills of the embroiderers from wealthy families are mostly passed down from generation to generation. They are more skilled and experienced than the embroiderers in clothing shops, otherwise they would not be able to attract the attention of wealthy families."
Mrs. Miao sighed: "If we don't make the same clothes, the clothes made by others will fit and look good. There is always something missing when we make our own clothes. Let's not talk about the style of the clothes Xiaoxiao wears. The needlework alone is
It’s not something we can compare with.”
Everyone else nodded. The box of clothes Mr. Jing sent was indeed a lot of work.
"These clothes are beautiful, but they have to be supported by someone. Even if we wear a sack, we are still much better than other girls."
Looking at her beautiful little niece who looked like a little fairy, Zhao Cao'er was very proud. Then she slapped her thigh and shouted: "Oh, when I think of Xiaoxiao growing up, I don't know which brat I will take advantage of."
It’s like a corner of my heart has been cut off.”
When Qin Shan, who was feeling proud, heard this, his face darkened instantly.
Qin Chuan was afraid of being beaten during the Chinese New Year, so he quickly talked to Zhao Cao'er: "Xiaoxiao is only four years old, what do you worry about? Besides, Xiaoxiao wants to stay at home to raise children, and when she gets married in the future, she will live at home, so there is no talk of it.
Who is cheaper?"
Zhao Cao'er also noticed that Qin Shan had a dark face, and quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, we are the ones marrying the husband. If we have a husband in the future, we will stay at home and be filial to our elder brother and sister-in-law."
After being complimented by the couple, Qin Shan's face looked better: "Xiaoxiao is still a little girl, don't talk about getting a husband in front of her."
Huh, his daughter is pretty, cute, well-behaved and smart, no other girl can compare with her. Even if she gets a husband, she will be cheaper than those brats!
Ah, I'm so angry, I really want to beat my dick up, who can't control his daughter-in-law's mouth and say something that hurts his heart during the Chinese New Year!
"Ah Qiu!" Qin Chuan sneezed inexplicably because his scalp was numb. He shrank his neck and looked at the snowflakes flying in the air. He suspected that the weather was getting colder again and the snow would not stop soon.
The heavy snow fell from time to time, and by noon, the snow was already buried above the ankles. The Qin family did not go out to visit, they just stayed at home to warm up and chat, but they did not feel bored.
When the Dabao brothers and sisters saw Qin Xiaoxiao put on new clothes, they also rubbed Zhao Cao'er hard to put on the new clothes. After being praised by the elders in the family, they wanted to go out and show off to their friends.
By the way, let’s see whose new clothes are the prettiest.
It is easy to slip in such heavy snow. If you accidentally fall on a stone or wooden pile hidden in the snow, it will be a serious matter of blood. Forget it in normal times, it is unlucky to see blood during the Chinese New Year, so adults can't rest assured.
He let them go out to play, so he ordered them to stay at home and beat anyone who dared to run away.
A few little ones stood under the eaves with drooping heads. After a while, their mood became better again. They started having a snowball fight in the yard until they were sweating like crazy. Finally, they fell into the clutches of their parents and were beaten.
It took me a while to calm down.
This heavy snowfall is good, but also at the wrong time. From the first to the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year is the time to visit relatives and friends to pay New Year greetings. It's okay in the city or in the plains, but there are dangers everywhere in the mountains. If you are not careful, it will be easy.
It is easy to slip and fall down the cliff.
Qin Xiaoxiao still remembered that on the third day of the lunar new year, she and her parents went to the Lin family in Huxi Village to pay New Year's greetings so that they could get a generous amount of New Year's money from her grandparents, uncles and aunts. As soon as she heard that the snow would not melt, she would not be able to go, so she eagerly hoped that Father Sun would soon come.
Show up quickly, wait until the New Year's greetings to Father-in-law Sun are over and then go home to rest.
I don’t know if God heard the little girl’s prayer, but the heavy snow actually stopped in the evening. The sun unexpectedly came out for half an hour, melting most of the snow up to the ankles.
At night, the sky is filled with stars, and you can tell from one glance that the weather will be good on New Year's Day.
Although this did not last long enough, which disappointed the farmers who relied on the weather, there was still some time before spring. As long as there was another heavy snowfall, winter wheat and rapeseed would not be a big problem, so they did not take the unusual weather to heart.
superior.
On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Qin Xiaoxiao, Dabao and others got up early to pay New Year greetings to their parents and received the long-awaited New Year's money.
Qin Xiaoxiao's New Year's money is very generous, which is a small purse of sixty-six cents. Each of the four Dabao brothers and sisters only has five cents, the same amount as in previous years. But he is very satisfied, although once the new year is over, the New Year's money will cost as much as
Turn in the numbers.
Later, they followed their respective parents to pay New Year greetings to Mr. Qin and Mrs. Miao. Each of them received ten cents of new year's money. They were so happy that they kept saying auspicious words, which only made the two elders blush.
After the Dabao brothers and sisters finished paying New Year greetings to Qin Shan, Lin Qiuniang and Qin He, and each received ten yuan of lucky money, it was Qin Xiaoxiao's turn to pay New Year greetings to Qinchuan, Zhao Cao'er and Qin He.
Except for Erbao, Sanbao and Xueya, everyone else is very clear about the weight of Qin Xiaoxiao's blessing. The Qin family are her relatives, so her blessing must come from the heart, and it is very likely that it will become a reality.
Before Qin Xiaoxiao was three years old, Qin Shan and Lin Qiuniang took her out without her having to pay New Year greetings to anyone alone, and nothing happened that shouldn't have happened because of her words.
When paying New Year greetings to Qin Chuan and Zhao Cao'er, Qin Xiaoxiao learned from Dabao and the others and sold them now, which was exactly the same as what Dabao and the others said to Qin Shan and Lin Qiuniang. The couple felt a little disappointed, but they didn't show it and were still happy.
He gave her 20 yuan of new year's money.
When she arrived at Qin He, Qin Xiaoxiao bowed gracefully. Under the nervous and expectant eyes of Mr. Qin and others, her clear voice echoed throughout the room: "I wish my third uncle to get rid of his bad luck and be named on the gold list!"
These eight words were also told by Dabao and others to Qin He, and the little girl parroted them without changing a single word.
Mr. Qin and others were greatly relieved, as if a heavy burden had been thrown away at this moment, and their faces were filled with restrained excitement.
The corners of Mrs. Miao's eyes were wet. She turned around and wiped them without letting others notice: "Okay, Xiaoxiao said well. I hope my son will get rid of his bad luck and be named on the gold list!"
Qin Xiaoxiao nodded heavily: "Well, Third Uncle will not be unlucky!"
It’s so hard for Third Uncle to study. Once Third Uncle gets rid of his bad luck, he won’t have to get up early every day to endorse, and his grandparents will be happier~
After all, Qin He has never experienced the power of his little niece's words coming true, and his feelings for her blessing are not as deep as others, but he likes these eight words very much. Especially looking at his little niece's determined eyes, he always feels that he
It seems that my bad luck will really go away, and I can't help but feel relieved: "Smile, be good, Third Uncle likes it very much!"
Qin Xiaoxiao looked at his third uncle, stretched out his little hand and reminded him gently: "Third uncle, you haven't given me any new year's money yet~"
Qin He was startled, and just as he was about to tease his little niece, he heard Mr. Qin shout: "What are you talking about? Why don't you give me the lucky money and give it a smile!"
To be continued...