Chapter 144 Empty fuel gauge
After looking at the US tanks in front of him, Jinda wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He asked Tae on the side, "Taide, the American tank guns can't hit here!" Tae nodded and replied, "Don't worry, General Ge Siyun, American shells will definitely not hit here, their range is far from here."
"That's good." Jintian held the guitar with a trembling trembling and climbed onto the No. 88 tank. Looking at the US tanks gathering in the distance, Jintian secretly prayed in his heart, "Great Comrade Zhuge Liang, I grew up listening to your stories. I have been your admirer since I was a child, and I am your super invincible and powerful fan. Today I will lend you your empty city plan to use it. You must bless me with success in the spirit of heaven. If this is successful, I will build temples for you in Germany, Italy, France, and the Soviet Union in the future. Let the foreign devils burn incense and kowtow to you, and let your incense burn all over Europe."
After the prayer, Jinda bowed three times to the east sky, then glared at the US army ahead, and shouted loudly, "Brothers, are you all ready? It's time for us to go on stage."
The German soldiers shouted in unison, "General Ge Siyun, are all ready."
Jintian stared at the US army in front of him, raised his guitar and sat on the tank. Several German soldiers stood beside Jintian with a loudspeaker. Jintian cleared his throat and muttered in his heart, "In ancient times, Zhuge Liang played the piano at the top of the city wall and sang the sky city plan to scare off Sima Yi's army of hundreds of thousands. Now, I played the guitar on the turret of the Gesiyun tank and sang the sky oil plan to scare away the Americans' tens of thousands of armored clusters. Ah! It turns out that I am so great."
Thunder,,,"Kinda moved the guitar and began to sing:
"Come on the opposite side,
Come here, come here
The bombs here are wonderful.
Please don't pretend to ignore it or step on it.
The American opposite looks over here
Look here, look here
Don't be frightened by my bomb
Actually, I'm very cute,"
Jinda's singing floated in the empty North African desert through the loudspeaker, perhaps because Rathel was listening. Jinda's singing this time was quite beautiful, and this time it made great progress compared to the noises sung in Stalingrad.
When Patton was about to issue an offensive order, he heard the singing of Jinda. Patton was extremely puzzled. What was the German doing and was still in the mood to sing in this situation. Is there a trap in front of him? With this doubt, Patton asked Martin, the adjutant beside him, "Captain Martin, aren't you proficient in German? What is the German singing, please translate it."
Captain Martin replied with a respectful look on his face, "General Patton, the German is singing to let us go, let us go, they have delicious bombs there."
"Delicious Bomb" Patton found himself a little confused. If the Germans set up a formation to fight with him, he would lead the troops forward without hesitation to fight against the Germans. But the problem is that the Germans not only do not have any fighting performance, but are singing and asking themselves to go over quickly and treating themselves to the bomb. This is too incredible. Is there a trap in front? Or the Germans prepared a killer cut in front and let themselves die.
Patton found himself very confused, his fighting will was defeated in an instant, and he had no confidence in winning. Patton found that the German commander in front of him was terrible. Whether he pretended or not, he was a terrible opponent. A person with the courage to play the piano and sing in this situation is definitely not a simple person.
When Patton's adjutant saw Patton's expression wrong, he stepped forward and asked, "General Patton, the troops have been prepared. Should we attack immediately and destroy these damn German guys in front of us?"
Patton waved his hand and replied with a bad look, "Wait a little longer, I always feel something is wrong. The actions of the Germans are really abnormal. Don't you find it strange? In this case, there are still people sitting on the turret and singing, which is really incredible. The Germans' current behavior scares me."
"But there seems to be nothing special," Martin asked in confusion, "General Patton, I think there is nothing special about the Germans. The Germans can't hide anything in this desert. The only thing worth paying attention to now is the German tank. I have never seen such a German tank. This may be a tank just produced by the Germans!"
"Yes! Tanks" Patton exclaimed in a sudden realization, "These tanks must be new weapons just developed and produced by the Germans. Maybe the singing will help this weapon. Now we rush through the trap of the Germans. I don't want our great American soldiers to be destroyed by the Germans like this. I have suffered such a loss outside Tunisia. I don't want to do it again."
After hearing Patton's guess, Captain Martin gave a thumbs up and flattered him, "Good opinion, General Patton is really a good example! General Patton is worthy of being a role model for the American general. He saw through the conspiracy of the Germans at a glance, and exposed the conspiracy of the Germans at once. I believe that under your leadership, our great American army will definitely beat the Japanese to call grandpa and the Germans to call grandma."
Patton replied in agreement, "Captain Martin, I find that you have a bright future. When you conquer Tunisia, I will be promoted to your official position."
When Martin heard that he was about to be promoted, he immediately saluted a standard military salute, "Thank you General Patton for your promotion. Oh, by the way! General Patton, whether we fight or not, the soldiers are ready."
"This,,," Patton found himself facing a difficult problem. Should he fight? If he fights, his troops will be finished. But what if it is not a trap? Then he will be laughed to death by his colleagues. What should he do?
Patton found that he had entered the biggest problem in his life. He had already entered the crossroads of his life. Should he fight or not? Should he take a risk or retreat back to Bajie to keep his feet firmly? Patton felt that his head was about to explode. This was a painful choice. Just like when he was asking for a wife, if he had chosen his girlfriend A, then he would be an ordinary American sock merchant, who made a living by selling socks. But when he chose his girlfriend B, he finally became a general. How should he choose now? Is it like when he chose his wife back then, and find a gypsy witch to calculate, but in this place where the birds don’t shit, there would be no gypsy witch?
When Patton was undecided, Kimda also sang loudly while trembling. He had prayed 888 times to the gods of the world in his heart, hoping that they would bless themselves and get through the difficulties. Kimda was not less confused and fearful at this time than Patton. It should be said that Kimda was more afraid and confused than Patton. At least he still had a way out. But Kimda had no way out. If he couldn't deceive the Americans and let them retreat obediently, he would be reincarnated as a breeding pig and would be mixed with the pig girl in the future.
Liste looked at General Ge Siyun's singing and asked Taide on the side, "Taide! Look, General Ge Siyun's move works? Can it really scare the Americans away by singing? This is too lingering."
Taide replied with a look of pretentiousness, "Then what good will you do? Now we have no gasoline, if the Americans rushed over, we will definitely lose. We can only believe in General Gesiyun's methods. In Stalingrad, whenever we are critical moments, General Gesiyun can always come up with bad ideas to overcome difficulties. In this dangerous situation, General Gesiyun's bad ideas are the most effective. All we have to do is to obey General Gesiyun's orders. I believe General Gesiyun will definitely take us through the difficulties."
At this time, Kinda stopped singing and shouted to the soldiers, "Brothers, all of them listen to my orders and prepare to sing the military song of the gangsters fighting cluster I just created."
"Yes! General Ge Siyun" A large number of soldiers from the gangster gangster combat cluster walked from behind the tank to the front of the tank. Everyone was shirtless, holding knives and forks, lunch boxes, bayonets, etc. They began to follow the music played by General Ge Siyun, beat the armor rhythmically on the outer armor of the tank, and at the same time began to sing the military song of the gangster combat cluster that General Ge Siyun had just created:
“The river flows eastward
The stars in the sky sway the Beidou
Let's go, you have everything
I heard a roar when I saw unfairness on the road
Take action when it's time to take action
Furious and hot in Europe
Hey Yier, hey hey Yier
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,”
The chorus of the gangsters fighting cluster began to echo in the empty desert. It is undeniable that these gangsters seemed particularly excited when singing this song. Perhaps it was because this song sang the voice of the gangsters and the momentum of the gangsters.
When the gangsters just heard General Ge Siyun humming this song, they shed tears of excitement, saying that they finally had a song of gangsters. The gangsters' admiration for General Ge Siyun has reached an end. Fortunately, many people shouted that they would give their beautiful horses to General Ge Siyun to enjoy to show their respect. Unexpectedly, General Ge Siyun had such a talent for music.
Our great General Ge Siyun expressed humility for the soldiers' praise and criticized the soldiers' proposal to give their horses to their own enjoyment. After observing Rasel's face, Ge Siyun said that he was an upright man and he could never do such a licentious thing. You should keep your beautiful horses for your own enjoyment!
Chapter completed!