Chapter 135 God is embarrassed
"What's wrong."
I went over and patted Xu Lifeng's shoulder.
I have no inner strength.
It doesn’t come with its own BGM either.
But when I put my hand on Xu Lifeng's shoulder, a burst of exciting music suddenly came from the originally quiet space, and Xu Lifeng's whole figure seemed to be blown several meters away by an extremely turbulent force.
My cell phone rang.
Xu Lifeng was slapped several meters away by me. He got up from the ground with a pale face. The sweat was mixed with the dirt and he looked quite embarrassed, but this was insignificant compared to his expression.
After two days of constipation, I tried hard for half a day and only farted once.
Yes, Xu Lifeng has this kind of expression.
"What’s wrong with you."
"According to the constant law of the universe, when human talent progresses..."
I rolled my eyes at Xu Lifeng: "You speak human language."
"You almost ruined my martial arts skills."
I was embarrassed for a while, but Xu Lifeng's expression just now was really abnormal, so I had to explain: "You don't know, your expression just now was as if you were constipated and couldn't get rid of it."
Xu Lifeng ignored me and came over and stared at He Cong: "How can you hide your brain memory?"
He Cong looked up at Xu Lifeng: "I won't tell you."
He Cong took out the big brother, his eyes were deep and there was a hint of cunning.
Xu Lifeng and him looked at each other, sparks flying in their eyes, but Xu Lifeng could not do anything to He Cong, because there was a hint of pride hanging on the corner of this guy's mouth.
How can such an awesome person be allowed to exist in this city?
I went up and slapped this guy on the forehead: "Young BB, if you confess, you will be lenient and you will be put in jail... No, if you confess, you will be lenient and if you are not, you will be lenient."
He Cong looked like I will remember you, crossed his legs but said nothing.
"Sanmao, don't do anything. Are you waiting to be punished?" Xu Lifeng came over and pushed me away, looked at He Cong patiently and said, "He Cong, you may not understand the current situation..."
He Cong suddenly snorted and said happily: "Please, have you two lost your character? Shouldn't you be the bad guy and Sanmao be the red face? How does your character seem to be more friendly to the people? That kind of gloomy and weird yamen
The master is more like you."
Xu Lifeng was so angry that he took a deep breath. He looked at He Cong racking his brains and then cursed: "I don't know whether to live or die. You are so damn smart."
"It's not necessarily true who thinks he's smart."
Although He Cong was responding to Xu Lifeng, he kept looking at me while speaking.
I realized that this guy didn't seem to be pretending to be calm. Xu Lifeng and I exchanged a look, and both of us were serious. To be honest, this kind of tricking didn't feel very good.
"Don't move, put your hands on your head."
Following the sound, a burst of uniform footsteps quietly appeared around, and then a group of heavily armed special agents surrounded the pavilion. I looked over and saw that Shen Junyu was walking over with a group of people from outside.
At this time, He Cong suddenly stood up: "Sanmao, do you know that adrenaline surges when people are scared?"
I stared at He Cong, my mind spinning rapidly.
"Your transformation agent can indeed inhibit the transformation of aliens, but you missed one thing. Although the body structure of aliens is similar to that of humans, it is different. The kidneys and adrenaline stimulated by people on every planet are all different.
There are different changing structures. For example, when the aliens from Novin star are nervous, their adrenaline will secrete a protective mechanism. This protective mechanism can inhibit the transforming agent. All you need to do is take a little bit of this thing in my hand."
I realized something and looked back at Lao Zhutou.
At this time, Lao Zhutou let out a strange cry, and the entire human skin suddenly exploded, and several sticky tentacles more than one meter long were exposed through the skin, and they fiercely charged towards a large water monster.
The aliens who transformed into alien creatures were very aggressive when stimulated. Shen Junyu did not dare to neglect, and the special service team opened fire immediately with a finger. However, the special service team did not use lethal weapons, only laser capture nets.
Lao Zhutou seemed to know the equipment of the special service team very well. Before the special service team fired, Lao Zhutou's two tentacles bounced hard on the ground, and he jumped onto the pavilion. At this time, the signal that had been blocked suddenly started again.
The sound of fierce exchanges of fire also caused the number of radio stations to soar.
Those old men and women whose situation was more difficult to control had just finished their square dance, and a large number of people happened to rush towards this direction. They were all startled, and then they pointed at the alien old Zhu head on the pavilion.
He shouted: "You can film as long as you are filming. Don't destroy our pavilion. Let me tell you, our pavilion has a history."
"It's just that these property owners only know how to collect money, but they don't know how to do anything. Go back to the property management company to complain against them."
"I guess, filming is a good thing, and maybe it will be a good thing for our community. It just so happens that we don't have to participate in a square dance competition, and it can also increase our travel abroad."
I have never seen such an embarrassing scene, and I swallowed the words I wanted to explain alive. Shen Junyu breathed a long sigh of relief. It was impossible for her to really capture these old men and old ladies and brainwash them.
The better effect this brings is that nearby melon-eating people who originally shot the video with their mobile phones also added a line of notes on the video shot by their mobile phones, saying that so-and-so was filming a movie in our community.
There seems to be a good explanation for how unscientific it is to have seven or eight soft octopus legs attached to the pavilion. Of course, some people will begin to guess whether this is a human costume or a specially made model.
All in all, everything seems to be developing for the better.
He Cong seemed a little unhappy.
Maybe he didn't expect that what was originally a well-prepared and exciting story about uncovering a government conspiracy would turn into a vulgar excuse to make a movie.
Even if it's a movie shoot, why don't you take a look and see where the camera is?
"Are you stupid? This is an alien, okay?" He Cong couldn't sit still and shouted excitedly: "Open your old eyes and see, there is nothing like making a movie here, where are the cameras and where are the stars?
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The old men and ladies were not happy: "How do you, a child, talk? Your adults teach you to talk to old people like this?"
"What do you mean by old eyes? We have old eyes, so what do you mean, small eyes and squinting eyes?"
"No quality at all."
"How did you come in? Why didn't I see you in this community? Who are you looking for? Have you registered? Take out your ID card and let me take a look."
He Cong was instantly drowned in the turbulent anger of the old man and old lady. At this time, the number of listeners on the radio station increased, but everyone's focus suddenly became the dispute between He Cong and the old man and old lady.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief and walked to Shen Junyu's side and whispered: "Don't be stunned. Let's cover this up first."
Shen Junyu nodded, walked a few steps forward and said to Lao Zhutou: "You come down first. If there are any problems, we will solve them slowly. You also know the constitution of the earth."
"I don't want it."
Chapter completed!