"Stop, if you run again I'll shoot."

This guy was running faster and faster, and I couldn't even catch up with his exhaust. I had no choice but to use my trump card.

"The target has been locked and can be attacked at any time."

As this kind and pleasant voice appeared, Peter Pan obediently stopped. Panting, I climbed another flight of stairs, sat down on the steps of the stairs and stared at Peter Pan: "Which system did you violate? From the truth Invite."

This time, it was Peter Pan who felt that he had been wronged. He waved his hands repeatedly: "I don't. I already have six honor points. How could I violate the constitution of the joint headquarters?"

"Then why are you running?"

"Yes, I abide by the law, why should I run away." Peter Pan reacted somewhat and looked at me depressedly: "The main reason is that your repatriation department is too scary. Let me tell you, there are children on our planet who are disobedient, and adults will Scare those kids, people from the Earth Repatriation Department are here.”

Peter Pan's expression didn't look like he was lying, so that I suddenly remembered that when I was a child, every time my naughty grandma would tell me seriously, if I cry again, the fool who lives far away will start crying. I think what Peter Pan said is probably Same meaning.

"Although what you say makes sense, how do you know that I am from the Repatriation Department?"

"Holy shit, you are Sanmao, the most famous night driver on earth. Among the night drivers in the seventeen member countries, you are the only one who has never had an accident on your line. In seven years, you have smashed ninety-nine car hijackings. Four One hundred and forty aliens have carried somersaults in your hands. Even those high-intelligence aliens from Gamma Star and Luohe Star who claim to have 100% brain development have carried many somersaults in your hands. The Milky Way's Star Guide, you, Sanmao, are among the top 100 most terrifying people on earth."

"Oh no, why didn't I know about this?"

"Of course, this is a secret..." Peter Pan suddenly stopped. On the surface, he seemed to be letting something slip, but the guy's eyes were obviously showing off.

"I'll also get a copy of the Star Guide later. Now let's talk about which country you plan to apply for a green card."

The green card applied for can be used in seventeen countries, but it can only be used for business in the country of application. There are no restrictions on working. Although Peter Pan has been working in China for six years, according to the census process, I still have to ask him again.

"I haven't thought about this yet. It won't be finalized until the end of this year." Peter Pan took a deep breath and said with a melodious expression: "The world is so big, I want to see it."

Depend on.

Knowing that this guy didn't do anything extraordinary, I filled out the census information and contacted Luton by phone. Luton usually sorted the express delivery during the day and only dispatched it at night. This guy had his own advantages, and he was also diligent, so these days Nian is already a model in this industry. He could have been promoted a long time ago, but he was rejected.

Luton was waiting for me in the store, but running around with Peter Pan delayed me for a while, so I had to wait at the school gate to hail a taxi.

It was not yet noon, and there were no cars at the intersection in the university district. After waiting for a few minutes, there was no car, so I could only call a car. Unexpectedly, as soon as I took out my phone, a black car stopped next to me. After honking the horn several times, Peter Pan poked his head half out of the car window: "Sanmao, do you want a ride?"

"Aren't you going to class?" I looked at Peter Pan with some confusion.

"Nonsense, I won't be able to attend class today because of you making such a fuss. It just so happens that I have something to do."

"Thank you then."

I nodded and sat in the passenger seat.

"Hello passengers, respecting the elderly and caring for the young is our traditional virtue. Please bring other people's wives and other people's luggage..."

Peter Pan did some improvisation by learning the bus prompts. He has really spent his time in recent years. It is not unusual to copy Mandarin, but it is really unexpected that he can combine the times and produce funny attributes. I think he is actually

He should be a comedian, he is really talented in this area.

Peter Pan sent me to the courier point in Luton. Before I could say thank you, this guy unbuckled his seat belt and turned off the engine. It looked like he was going to get off here. I thought our destination was almost the same, but Peter Pan followed me in.

Courier store in Luton No matter how stupid I am, I still know that this guy is following me.

"Peter Pan, are you free?"

"Fortunately, I don't have to go to class today anyway. It's quite interesting to follow the repatriation department..."

"Repatriation Department..."

A weak voice came from the gap between a pile of large boxes. A thin young man about 1.6 meters tall stood up and looked around before saying: "I have not violated the constitution of the joint headquarters."

After reading Luton's reaction, I can probably understand Peter Pan's previous reaction. It's just that the repatriation department is also a large department. I was only responsible for the night bus to send them to the launch site. I guess I borrowed the reputation of other colleagues.

"Don't be afraid, Sanmao is here for a census to register which country we are applying for a green card from."

Peter Pan's mouth is really fast.

Luton was stunned after hearing this, his expression was similar to when I asked Peter Pan. But Luton hesitated for a moment and said: "I want to apply for a green card in China. After all, I have been working here for so long, so this is probably where I am."

It’s all about life.”

As he spoke, he suddenly sighed, feeling a sense of loneliness as he was homesick but unable to return to his homeland.

Peter Pan looked at Luton and then at me. Peter Pan, who had a long mouth, also rarely became quiet at this moment. The scene was quiet and depressing, and it seemed that there was only the rustling of my pen on the paper.

"Lao Lu, don't be too sad. As long as you are alive, there is hope." Peter Pan patted Lu Dun on the shoulder: "Are you busy? If not, let's go with the Sanmao Census and get to know people from other planets.

We went out to drink and watch football together. It’s not me who said that Manchester United’s recent football has been too bad. What on earth is Mourinho thinking? He’s too conservative.”

"Ahem..." Luton glanced at Peter Pan with some embarrassment: "I am a Manchester City fan."

I think Peter Pan must have done it on purpose, and maybe there was even an introduction to me in the Star Guide. Otherwise, how could three fans have met by such a coincidence. But obviously, the topic of fans has brought us closer, so much so that Luton

After closing the store door and following Peter Pan into the car, I realized something was wrong.

At this moment, I was too lazy to let these two people go back. The three of them had a meal on the way and then went straight to Leihou's residence.

According to the information, Leihou is living in a room with a human woman. The census results in the past few years show that Leihou has not exposed his identity and has a good relationship with his roommate. When we arrived, Leihou's roommate opened the door, and Leihou was wearing a headset.

Live broadcast in the bedroom.

Her door was not closed, and when the three of us men came in, Leihou was sweetly coquettishly speaking into the microphone: "The new babies click on the attention in the upper right corner, and the babies who have already received gifts should also do so... Thank you

Brother Dali’s gift...what?"

The three of us sat down on the sofa. Leihou's roommate stood at the door and made a gesture. Leihou glanced over here, the cold light in his eyes flashed away, and then he faced the camera obediently: "Babys,

I’m going to meet some friends first and will be back later.”

I could tell that the cold light appeared quietly when it looked at me.

After all, they are people from a higher planet. They sat down across from us gracefully, with stern eyes. I couldn't help but think that those people who chase after Leihou every day to buy gifts would know that the women of Leiton Planet are dedicated to destroying males.

Ji Ren, I guess my face turned blue with fright.

Lei Hou has an Internet celebrity face, as well as an Internet celebrity figure that is bulging forward and backward, and her long legs are at least 1.2 meters. She is obviously very smart, with beautiful cheeks and a devilish figure coupled with a foreign face with a hairy face, and

He speaks a fluent dialect, and it’s hard not to be famous. Of course, Lei Hou’s voice also has the aloofness and coldness of an internet celebrity: “Sanmao, what are you doing here?”

Now I believe what Peter Pan said is true. There really is a Star Guide, and I am still ranked in the top 100 of this Star Guide.

I turned to look at Peter Pan, who immediately said: "Census, by the way, register which country you want to apply for a green card."

"Of course it's domestic."

Lei Housi did not hesitate and answered simply.

"If you earn 10,000 yuan a month now, if you present a Chinese ID card in the future, I estimate that the gift can be doubled several times." Peter Pan said with envy.

"Who said that?" Lei Hou glanced at Pan Peter with disdain: "I am now several times what you said."

The expressions of the three of us immediately changed to this.

I rely on (‵o′) protrusion

"Okay, don't bother me, let's go to the next one."

"Wait, I'll go with you."

"You?" I glanced at Leihou in confusion: "Why are you following us?"

"The two of them can be together, why can't I?" Lei Hou said, with a strange arc drawn at the corner of his mouth: "You don't have to let me go, I will go to the joint headquarters to report you now."

Peter Pan and Lu Dun suddenly reacted: "Yes, Sanmao, you are the Repatriation Department, what does it have to do with the Census Department?"

"Yes, you have deported hundreds of our compatriots in the past seven years and now your retribution has come."
Chapter completed!