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Chapter 25 Big Flying Chicken

"Are Teddy so perverted now?" Seeing Lu Yanming rushing upstairs, Link took out his mobile phone to search for "Teddy". In an instant, a lot of videos of human appearance appeared in front of him.

Link clicked in and looked for a while. Although there were some dogs walking upright inside, he still felt that the walking posture of Teddy King in Lu Yanming's family was a bit strange.

Go upstairs, unpack, wrap your waist, and put on anti-sting suits.

Lu Yanming quickly completed a series of actions and returned to Uncle Link again.

"Xiao Lu, you wear a lot of clothes." Link jumped at Lu Yanming's new outfit.

"Uncle, didn't you just say that the climate was abnormal? I was thinking about it and put on one more piece." Lu Yanming touched the belly of the cloth strip and said with a smile.

"I feel familiar with your clothes like this..."

"Uncle, have you not read the advertisement? A popular anti-sting suit for Taobao, a caring little cotton jacket for security guards!"

"Where did it come from?" Link showed a skeptical look, "Why did you say you, a guy who just graduated, buy this kind of thing?"

"I just ordered it and bought it. It was super fast airdrop and I just finished licking the bag on the roof! I also included a bear calendar!" Lu Yanming took out the bear calendar and shook it.

"So fast?" Uncle Link was a little unbelievable.

"No, I'll be ready to complain in more than 5 minutes!" Lu Yanming's eyes flashed with deep malice.

"For you!" Link pulled out the bakery stick from his waist and stuffed it into Lu Yanming's hand, turned around and took a big step, "Let's go, get familiar with me first!"

Lu Yanming followed Captain Link around with a bakery stick.

The place where Lu Yanming's family is located is the urban-rural fringe, and there are no high-rise buildings, so when you walk on the road, you don't have to worry about something falling suddenly from the sky.

Everyone lives and works in peace on the street, but the physical stores on the street are a bit deserted. The cloth strips that were cleared and sold were hung for several months and they were reluctant to take them off.

Lu Yanming followed Link for a while and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Lu Yanming swears with his experience of successfully cultivating immortals that there must be something terrible to peek in the dark.

Lu Yanming kept his walking posture unchanged, looked around with his eyes slanted, and found that only some stray cats who had lost their food because they could not find the trash can were running around.

"Is it my illusion?" Lu Yanming shook his head and continued to follow Link.

The two walked swaying for a while, and soon left the block and saw a vigorous farmland.

Suddenly, something red seemed to swoop down from the sky, grabbed a fat field mouse and soared into the sky in an instant.

"My God, such a big flying chicken!" Uncle Link couldn't help screaming after just one look.

"It seems that this came from a nearby cockfighting hall!" Lu Yanming also pretended to be surprised, and then said as if nothing had happened, "It doesn't seem strange that this cockfighting can fly, right?"

The cockfighting was originally cruel enough, but now they have added spiritual energy, so they went straight to heaven!

This spiritual energy is simply a disaster. Faced with the mess left by Qiyuan Immortal Emperor, Lu Yanming suddenly felt under great pressure and secretly vowed to urge players to make rapid progress at night!

After hearing Lu Yanming's words, Uncle Link was surprised and a little doubted whether he was really out of date: "The world is changing so fast. Can even a big fat chicken be used as an eagle now?"

The two of them walked a few more steps and found that there seemed to be a lot of flying chickens floating in the sky.

And there was also a super fat guy hovering over the heads of the two of them and he didn't want to leave. Judging from his appearance of spreading his wings for more than two meters, it was obviously very difficult to mess with.

"This big guy has red eyes, as if he is staring at us. Could it be that he has learned a few tricks from the eagle and is ready to come to the hunter?" Lu Yanming subconsciously shook the bakery stick, feeling his throat dry.

"Is it just a cockfight, I still want to go to heaven?" Uncle Link took out the electric shock and looked carefully at the big fat chicken surrounding the sky.

The electric current on the electric shock sizzled, and Link held the electric shock and leaned into the sky.

“biu~biu~biu~”

Electric foxes flashed out from the electric shock, but none of them could hit the target.

The big guy above his head seemed to be shocked by the sudden electric arc and flew higher.

Unfortunately, the effective distance between the arc ejected by the electric shock is only three to five meters, which is basically of no use for the target of fast action, let alone flying things.

Lu Yanming only had a bakery stick on his body. He was holding the bakery stick in his hand and looking vigilantly in the sky, but it seemed useless.

It seemed that Uncle Link, who was holding the electric shock, felt a little tricky, so the big flying chicken turned his target to Lu Yanming.

"Xiao Lu, be careful!"

The shiny red-haired big flying chicken instantly grabbed the bakery stick in Lu Yanming's hand, and another he circled down and his claws rushed straight into Lu Yanming's eyes.

"Damn, a tiger doesn't show off its power, I think I'm a sick cat!"

"Turn around!"

Lu Yanming used the spiritual energy in his body and felt his strength increase in an instant. He swung his head away from his claws and smashed it violently on the head of the big flying chicken.

"Bang!"

The big flying chicken that was hit on the chicken's head was shaking and twitching directly on the ground without shaking.

"Uh... Xiao Lu, have you secretly practiced Muay Thai?" Link was shocked and almost threw away the electric shock device in his hand.

Looking at the stunned uncle, Lu Yanming quickly explained loudly: "No, it's not true, I just practice Tai Chi occasionally..."

"And there is such a strong Tai Chi?" Uncle Link could stuff several big eggs into his cracked mouth.

"Uncle, don't believe it, I'll practice it for you right away!" Lu Yanming said as he immediately started a set of Tai Chi.

Link was suspicious for a while, then turned his gaze to the floppy chicken.

"Then why did this fierce big flying chicken fall down all at once?" Link grabbed the chicken's neck and picked it up.

"Uncle, you're out. There is an organ that balances the body in this chicken's head. A violent blow will make its body lose control." Lu Yan clearly looked like "science makes me strong."

"This big fat chicken won't wake up, right?" Uncle Link said, holding the fat chicken's neck and twisting it.

"KaKaKa..." It twisted its neck 720 degrees in an instant.

"Uncle, you are very skilled in twisting your neck..." Lu Yanming felt his neck a little cold.

Isn't this a posture of sneaking into the battlefield that breaks a person's neck? Lu Yanming was suddenly shocked when he thought about it.

"Haha, haha, I'm used to it." Link smiled and carried the fat chicken's neck and left.

"Uncle, where are you going?" Lu Yanming hurriedly chased after him.

“The drug shop at the end of the street.”

"Uncle, were you injured just now?"

"I have nothing to do, I'll buy a bag of cleansing and replenishing the cold."

"Haha, stewed fat chicken, I like it!"

Full of soup and full of food.

"Come on, sign here and put a handprint." Uncle Link kindly took out a printed contract.

"Uh, okay." Lu Yanming read it casually and completed the procedures.

"Hey, young people have been to big cities recently. It's really not easy to recruit a few young people in our neighborhood!" Link closed the contract very satisfied and confessed his thoughts accidentally.

Lu Yanming, who was picking teeth, felt something was wrong when he heard this.

"Uncle, the job of the security guard in the neighborhood seems very dangerous. I feel like I'm on your pirate ship, just like the big flying chicken that fell from the sky just now, almost killing me half my life..."

"Hehe, I pressed my handprints in black and white!" Link shook the contract signed by Lu Yanming and asked, "What do you want to tell me?"

"Why don't you pay me a salary?" Lu Yanming tried hard to squeeze out a kind smile.

"roll!"
Chapter completed!
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