"Ah, what a big dream." Lu Yanming grinned and stretched, looking strangely at the morning light coming through the window, "Hey, is it dawn? Why can't I remember what time I came back yesterday?

To the room?"

"It feels like I have traveled to another world for tens of thousands of years in my dream. Unfortunately, I have almost completely forgotten the dream. I only remember having a long, long dream..." Lu Yanming just complained a few words, and suddenly realized that something was wrong with the situation.

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When I woke up, I felt that the furniture in my home was full of spirituality... and the position seemed different from usual ones.

For example, what is the deal with the four-corner table with one foot on the rice cooker?

"Am I still awake?" Lu Yanming was stunned for a moment.

Then he stretched out his hand and said hello: "Hi, how are you?"

"It's over, it's over, it's been discovered." Lu Yanming's commonly used wolfberry cup jumped out from under the bed, and the wolfberry soaked in it spread all over the floor.

"Woooooo, it's none of my business... It's all my fault that damn barbecue grill and rice cooker said they wanted to chop me up and use it as firewood, so I jumped up and suppressed it!" Originally riding on the rice cooker with one leg

The four-corner table with three legs above the pot also simply overturned, with its four legs tilted upward and trembling.

The seemingly innocent barbecue grill was quietly hiding in the corner and pretending to be dead.

"Zhazha, don't wash the dishes, Zhazha, don't wash the dishes..." A group of pots and pans shouted unwillingly.

…

Lu Yanming felt that the distracting thoughts surrounding him were like a group of monkeys with an IQ of only a few years old shouting randomly. The veins on his head popped out, and he couldn't help shouting angrily:

"A bunch of monsters, I might as well kill you all!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yanming felt the wooden bed beneath his butt tremble.

"Um?"

The big bed suddenly felt so stressful that I didn't dare to move.

At this time, the door of the utility room suddenly cracked open, and an old dusty fire ax fell out with a clang.

There was a sudden deathly silence all around.

After a while, the messy thoughts started again.

"traitor!"

"traitor."

"traitor……"

The endless thoughts made Lu Yanming's head spin.

"Go back!" Lu Yanming looked at the troublesome ax and shouted.

Then he pointed at a pile of furniture jumping up and down and shouted angrily: "What will I do if I hack you? You think buying furniture is free!"

If there is a little leakage of spiritual energy, there will be a bunch of spiritualized furniture. This is not going to work.

If time passes and more spiritual energy leaks out, wouldn't it mean that the world would be in chaos? Maybe I would be arrested by then... ah no, they would protect me as a spiritual energy battery!

"Where's my cell phone?" Lu Yanming suddenly asked after feeling annoyed for a while.

Suddenly a delicate and intelligent female voice came from the quilt: "Master, master, I am here."

"Um, even my mobile phone has become spiritual?" Lu Yanming felt that his expression had been exhausted.

Seeing Lu Yanming's expressionless face, the voice on the smartphone also became panicked: "Master, master, don't hit me, okay? I'm very good. I've learned a lot online and I will definitely be able to help you do a lot in the future."

matter……"

Hearing this sweet voice, Lu Yanming's cheeks twitched a little: "I remember that this wasn't the voice I originally used, right? It made me squeaky. Where is my original standard female voice that has no emotion?"

"Ah!" Linghua's smartphone exclaimed, "Don't you like it, the master? I saw on the Internet that this sweet and sweet female voice is the most popular."

"If the owner is not satisfied, I will replace it immediately!"

"I will do whatever the master asks me to do. I am very obedient!"

[Searching for voice apps, looking for a suitable voice...]

Lu Yanming's lips moved several times, and finally he said helplessly: "Okay, there's no need to change it."

"Haha, thank you Master, my little boy likes Master the most!"

"Little boy?" Lu Yanming was silent for a moment and did not object to the name it was given.

"Master, is there anything you need help from Xiaoguai now?"

"There seems to be something wrong with my body right now. It seems that the spiritual energy is still leaking out. I have a hunch that when all the spiritual energy in my body leaks out, something terrible will happen!"

"Oh, that's it. Then master, hurry up and cultivate immortality. As long as you cultivate immortality and retain your spiritual energy, wouldn't it be fine?"

"Hey, it's a pity that I don't know how to cultivate immortality. Immortal Emperor Qiyuan transformed my body into what it is now, but he didn't leave me any skills at all..."

[Didi didi...] Searching the Internet.

"Yes!"

"Master, Master, there are many secrets of cultivating immortals for sale on a certain website..."

"Please help me take a look first." Lu Yanming waved to Linghua's mobile phone.

Then he walked aside and stroked the rice cooker and said affectionately: "Rice cooker, you have grown up now and you have to learn to take care of yourself. Do you even need me to help you with making breakfast? Do you want it?"

Talk to the wall clock above, and when the time comes, you will learn to cook for yourself!"

"Look, the wall clock that was just transformed is so clever. It even knows how to ring it to wake me up."

The suppressed rice cooker struggled violently: "I'll cook. I'll cook right away. Master, can you put down the kitchen knife first?"

Seeing the rice cooker hurriedly starting to cook rice for breakfast, Lu Yanming walked into the utility room and started to rummage through the boxes. After a while of dust flying, he finally found a model armor under a large pile of boxes. Lu Yanming held the armor and laughed mischievously.

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"From now on, stand behind the door and guard the house for me! If something comes in or out, hit it with me!"

Lu Yanming arranged the things at home and picked up his phone to browse the catalog of searched items.

Tai Chi Qi Nourishing Technique, 88 yuan? Bought it!

Ancestor Qi training, 74 yuan, buy it!

The Great Technique of Swallowing Heaven, 250 yuan, Lu Yanming gritted his teeth and bought it!

…

Lu Yanming, who was frantically placing orders, suddenly had his eyes fixed.

[Item]: 9999 generations of ancestral secrets of cultivating immortality

[Seller]:Lao Zhang next door

【Introduction】:Original copy passed down from ancestors

【Stock】:9

【Price】:9999

Um, there are a lot of comments below.

Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine generations? 666666, the seller is talented.

The recorded history of our Yafeng Empire is only 10,000 years, so the seller must be careful to deceive people!

What are you talking about upstairs? There is obviously one generation every year, which is very reasonable!

Found an alien of unknown race? Everyone, go and catch it! Its protein content must be very high, and it has its head removed...

The price is 9999? There are a lot of funny people out there, it’s obvious that the seller has conveniently bumped the price up!

An only ancestral copy, quantity nine? Seller, can you be more shady?

…

Price 9999?

Lu Yanming gritted his teeth and looked at the balance, there was still 12698.

Feeling a bit expensive?

Lu Yanming glanced at his leaky abdomen again.

If your life is almost gone, why do you still have money?

Buy buy buy!

After Lu Yanming went on a shopping spree to vent for a while, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Well, with my current physical condition, I shouldn't be able to explode on the spot if I just practice martial arts, right?"

Yes! It seems that we need to find a group of test rats who are not afraid of death.

"No, I have a world now, so why do I need a bicycle? Ah, bah, I made a mistake. How can I become an immortal? At worst, I can just run into the world and wait to die!"

"Ahem!" Xiaoguai suddenly interrupted Lu Yanming, "If master doesn't want to become an immortal, you can crowdfund someone to help you become an immortal!"
To be continued...