56. Piss pants
The sky was blue, a few white clouds were floating, the breeze was blowing gently, bringing a few wisps of flower fragrance, the sun was warm and not dazzling, Zhao Fei lay on a large smooth stone, using the big stone as a bed
, lying on it with eyes closed, lazily basking in the sun. "Master, master, someone is coming." Siya stood not far away and called.
When Zhao Fei heard this, he quickly got up and ran to Siya, shouting: "Where is it? Where is it? Where is the person?" Zhao Fei looked around, but did not see anyone. "There" thought.
Ya pointed at two pedestrians not far away. Zhao Fei squinted his eyes and looked at the two pedestrians in the distance. The pedestrians were dressed in ordinary clothes and looked like they had little money. Zhao Fei frowned and said to Siya: "Siya
,You...,do you have any wrong understanding of the bandit industry?"
Siya scratched her little head in confusion and said strangely: "Don't bandits just block roads and rob? Isn't that right?" "No, no, no" Zhao Fei stretched out his index finger and shook it, and continued: "That's normal.
Bandit, what am I? I am a man who wants to be the bandit king, how can I be the same as ordinary bandits?" "No?" Siya was a little confused about this word, but when she saw Zhao Fei stop, she continued
He said: "Master, what should we do?" "That's a good question." Zhao Fei was very satisfied with the elegant question. He closed his eyes, looked up at the sky, pretended to be inscrutable, and continued: "
Therefore, we should not rob small characters like this who seem to have no money, as it will lose face. If we want to rob, just rob those who look gorgeously dressed and have many people accompanying them. Those are our prey. If we want to rob, just rob them.
Their."
"Oh, I understand." Siya nodded obediently. "Very good, this is my good maid." Zhao Fei happily touched Siya's little head, and Siya happily closed her eyes and enjoyed Zhao Fei's head.
Fei's caress. Suddenly Zhao Fei heard a sound of horses braying, accompanied by the sound of vehicles driving. Zhao Fei's eyes lit up, and the prey was coming. Zhao Fei quickly called Siya to ambush, waiting for the prey to enter the ambush circle.
In front of Zhao Fei, a convoy of more than a dozen vehicles slowly drove up. The convoy was protected by more than thirty cavalrymen wearing heavy armor. At the front of the convoy, in a gorgeous open carriage,
Marquis Tansi hugged the two beauties and lay comfortably in the car, enjoying the feeling of being supported by everyone.
The Marquis of Tans was very happy, very happy. On the order of His Majesty the King of Los Los, he went to several principalities affiliated with the Kingdom of Los Los to convey the secret orders of His Majesty the King of Los Los. Every time the Marquis of Tans went to a principality, the kings of the principality would
Trying your best to please yourself.
Seeing the king and supreme ruler of a country trying their best to please him, Marquis Tans felt extremely happy. Although it was only a small principality, Marquis Tans was still very happy. He turned around and looked at the dozen or so cars behind him.
, the car was filled with gifts for himself and King Los. The Marquis of Tans became more and more happy as he thought about it. He stroked the two beauties given to him by the King of the Principality of Clo with his hands. The two beauties looked at him coyly with seductive faces.
The Marquis of Tans was agitated. If it weren't for the fact that he was approaching the Kingdom of Los and he was afraid of being seen by people he knew, he would have killed these two goblins right now.
"Wait!" Suddenly there was a loud roar from the front. Marquis Tans and the two beauties heard the sound and looked ahead with doubts. They saw a young man standing in the middle of the road holding a big knife. Just as Tans
When the Marquis and his party were wondering what he wanted to do, the young man suddenly shouted again: "Wait, I drove this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by this way, leave the money to buy the road."
The young people who were looking at the Marquis of Tans looked at them like fools. Suddenly everyone burst out laughing. The young people were very curious and asked curiously: "What are you laughing at?" Before the Marquis of Tans spoke, a man wearing a
The knight in heavy armor laughed and said: "We laugh at you for being an idiot, hahaha."
"Presumptuous." Before the young man could speak, a woman's scolding sound suddenly came from the hill next to her. Everyone followed the sound and saw a beautiful girl in a black maid uniform with her arms akimbo, fiercely
Stare at the knight who spoke.
"So cute!" Everyone couldn't help but stare at her delicate little face, baby bump, two tornado hairstyles, and her posture with her hands on her hips. She was so cute that people couldn't help but stare at her. Marquis Tans was too.
He looked at the beautiful maid with the same fascination. He felt that the appearance of this beautiful maid was not inferior to that of the fourth princess of the kingdom. She was as cute as the fourth princess. You must know that the fourth princess is famously the cutest princess in the Los Kingdom. This girl
It's incredible that the maid has a cute appearance comparable to that of the fourth princess.
Marquis Tansi looked at the beautiful maid greedily, stood up from the car, and ordered to his men: "Come on, you all, catch that beauty for me, don't hurt her. Who can catch her and sacrifice her?"
Give it to me? I will reward him with five hundred gold coins." As soon as Marquis Tans finished speaking, all the cavalry looked at the beautiful maid greedily, as if they were looking at a pile of gold coins.
The beautiful maid also heard this, put her hands on her waist, and stared at Marquis Tans fiercely. When she was about to say something, suddenly, the young man standing in the middle of the road said with an unhappy face: "Hey, hey,
I'm the protagonist, okay? Please, can you please focus on me? This is my first time working as a bandit. Can you respect my job? The beauty will watch later, she can't run away.
,OK?”
But everyone just glanced at the young man and didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore. They slowly approached the beautiful maid, as if they were afraid of scaring her away. However, the beautiful maid ignored the cavalry who were approaching slowly, and instead looked worried.
He looked at the young man standing on the road. The young man lowered his head and trembled all over, as if he could not accept this situation.
Marquis Tans looked at the trembling young man with a sneer. In his eyes, such a person was nothing more than an ant. He could crush him to death with just one finger. Marquis Tans was about to turn his head to look at the beautiful maid.
, he glanced at the young man's sword from the corner of his eye, but it slowly turned black, not dyed black, but turned black.
Marquis Tansi quickly turned his head and stared at the young man and his broadsword. He swallowed involuntarily. His face was full of disbelief and fear. Marquis Tansi felt that his legs were shaking a little and he could not use any strength.
The young man slashed at the open space in front of the knights and the beautiful maid. He did not use any skills, just an ordinary blow. The fighting spirit was emitted by the black sword, and the energy wave formed directly hit the young man to where the beautiful maid was.
The ground in the distance was split in half, forming a crack more than two meters wide. The knights' horses were all frightened and struggling. Some knights failed to hold on and fell directly to the ground. The knights looked on with horror.
There is a crack more than two meters wide in front of me.
"Now, should your attention be on me?" The young man glanced at everyone and said with a smile. Marquis Tans collapsed directly to the ground, looking at the young man with a look of fear and hesitation, his pants were straight
Chapter completed!